RAWK Goes Into Meltdown (2012/2013)

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Like clockwork, and the second-most accurate measure of time after the Scouse Boom-Bust Cycle, the decline of a new Liverpool signing from world-class/best-in-the-league/superstar-in-the-making to downright mediocrity has again been proved correct.

This year alone has seen Joe Allen, Fabio Borini and Daniel Sturridge struck down by the curse. We're only waiting on Coutinho now to fill the deck, and his demise isn't far off, judging on today. But, when you have posts like this on RAWK, they certainly don't help themselves:

Going to be some player if he keeps developing at this pace, looks like he has played for Liverpool for the last 4 or 5 years.

This lad is our Rivaldo

he's gonna be our Ronaldinho


Mentalists.
 
It means his speech is unintelligible, and that his forehead is rapidly decreasing in size.
 
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I still reckon 6th will get us into Europe, and we've a fair shout at getting 5th.


Millwall to beat Wigan and then get threw out of Europe for being twats?

Why would they get first refusal on this anyway?

Who is front runner in the fair play league?

So now its the fair-play league. If they won that, they'd probably put it on their Roll of Honour!
 
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LFC relying on fair play league :lol:

Theres a rumour they are appealing to UEFA to try and allott a European spot for the winners of the 'Merseyside trophy' 'We kept Gerrard another season trophy' or the 'assist assists table topper'.
 
If we set out with the same nativity against Villa I'll be very disappointed.

Jesus Christ...

I'd put Joseph in midfield and the donkey up front, although if carroll comes back we wouldn't need it

3 wise men in defence

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Sometimes, to me, the difference between us and two Mancs doesnt seem much. Points wise yeah, but when was the last time we had the luck to win as United did today and get as much decisions City got? The margin is very small between success and failure and luck can have major say in it.

I enjoyed.

Another forum who incorrectly use the term 'luck' freely! However I think whilst I might be able to teach and convert some of you here, converting those at RAWK would be like converting Hitler to Judaism.
 
If we set out with the same nativity against Villa I'll be very disappointed.

Yes, they need to think outside the box, as Rodgers, corporate twaddle expert, would put it.
I suggest they add some wilderbeasts, and the resurrected Ceasar brandishing the Sword of Damascus for the full impact of the Liverpudlian communion. Maybe also Paisley in his little tank a bit off to the left.
 
Seriously, that guy is a fecking knobhead. If you could quote his whole post then you probably should.

It's a torrent of absolute thunder bollocks raging from the mouth of the Ihni binni dimi diniwiny anitaime river.

Oscar - £25million
Coutinho - £8million

Oscar - 25 games, 1 goal, 4 assists
Coutinho - 202 minuites, 1 goal, 3 assists

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Seriously, that guy is a fecking knobhead. If you could quote his whole post then you probably should.

It's a torrent of absolute thunder bollocks raging from the mouth of the Ihni binni dimi diniwiny anitaime river.



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One of the Scousers was arguing with me about Coutinho. He said, and I quote: "Coutinho has more assists in 3 games that Bale in the whole season"

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By RAWKLogic: I've never been sent off for Manchester United; this makes me less of a liability than Wayne Rooney.
 
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on Skrtl

If we decide to sell him, we should be able to get 25m provided we court top teams for him and convince them to buy (read: city, chelsea, PSG, Barca) The 25m + additional funds should be enough for us to get 2 world class defenders.
 
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