Some whacky first person Suarez fanfic from the literature vaults of RAWK:
goofy RAWKite pretending to be Suarez said:
RAWK Goes Into Meltdown (2012/2013)
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I don't know whether it's clear for everyone, but just in case, it's a quote from Scarface.
Dive pelican, dive. Come oooon pelican.
Well, at least the author appears to have a suitably piss-poor grasp of the English language to do a reasonable impression.
Well, at least they've moved on to guns from the Sword of Damascus. That's progress, I guess.
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RAWK has split into two warring tribes, the Luisitos and the Brendonians. A line is drawn in the sand and both tribes are going to fight to the death. Who will you choose ?
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You`re forgetting about the third tribe,us,the faithful Rafalites,who still believes in him
Luisitos
Brendonians
Rafalites
Houlliericans
It's like westside story. Maybe they can have an all-out Anchorman style rumble behind Anfield.
RAWK has split into two warring tribes, the Luisitos and the Brendonians. A line is drawn in the sand and both tribes are going to fight to the death. Who will you choose ?
Quote:
You`re forgetting about the third tribe,us,the faithful Rafalites,who still believes in him
Luisitos
Brendonians
Rafalites
Houlliericans
It's like westside story. Maybe they can have an all-out Anchorman style rumble behind Anfield.
warring tribes?
gayers
gayers
Frankie Goes to Hollywood gay.
All will be forgiven if they get a result this weekend and it will be 'on' again
Its Norwich at home so it will be 'on'
I bet Rodgers has been working on a speech to make after the game to calm the waters.
"Don't let the Man Utd controlled media tear us apart! I love Luis!"
They'll just blame it on the manager for 'driving him away.'
Good goal, but...urghhh:
Huh? How's that possible? Was he blowing himself? If so, kudos. big cock and flexible. Not many scousers can claim that.
Is it on yet?
Don't know why Norwich don't just agree to 6 points a season and save the bother of playing.
Don't know why Norwich don't just agree to 6 points a season and save the bother of playing.
They are creaming themselves today. Wait for them to come crashing down again next week.
RAWK is arguably funnier when they have a good result.
The outlandish statements and predictions just come rolling in.
The outlandish statements and predictions just come rolling in.
Brentan's project is coming together. He's conquered Norwich, just 18 more teams to go.
they will blame Fergie and the FA...
5-0 muthafeckas. YAWN.
Henderson will now be the best CM in the league and Sturridge the second best striker, behind Suarez.
Scary stuff on the hilarious Post Match thread:
Ill leave a picture as its visually easier for people to comprehend.
feck me, that picture is scary.
You can just imagine him thinking "Grrrrrr..."
Do they already think Sturridge is better than Messi and only slightly behind Suarez?
I realise that Rodgers hasn't been in the job for long, but - if this was happening to our club - I can't imagine supporting any United player over SAF. Not one.
Never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever going to happen.
He's done way too much for this club for that to even be considered an option, but even if he wasn't in his 26th year, etc. you still have to stick by your manager unless he's a complete twat and clearly the problem in your team (which I'm sorry to say but Rodgers is not at fault for liverpool being liverpool).
There's a reason a manager is put in charge. If Suarez wasn't banging them in like he is this season RAWK would have a whole 'nother tune to it.
Top 2 is back on la, YAWN. JFT96 la.
Apparently Suarez picked the team / did the team talk today
So as they keep on pumping the teams below them, I wonder how they will fare with the upcoming games away to Arsenal and City...
Well hopefully they get something against City but I hope Arsenal destroy them. They're probably a bit giddy after today's result so a loss to another team above them will put them back in their box
They always do well when the pressure is off - that's what creates the Scouser boom bust cycle. As soon as they start putting a run together, they'll collapse.
I hope City hammer them aslong as we are still at least 7 points clear when they play.
Good result for Liverpool, but they should not get too excited considering it was against a mid table team.
Gap down to 21 points. It's onnnnnn.
Is there a mid-season boom-bust cycle for when they have a good result?
Nah, this is just building up to the 'next year is our year' stage again.
Has the poetry & prose commenced?
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