RAWK Goes Into Meltdown (2012/2013)

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I'm confident for the season ahead. Confident because we now have a manager who can find a bargain where the big boys go shopping. A diamond in the rough. A lolly stick in a dog shit. A malteser in a bag of Revels.

A Spaniard in sheeps clothing.
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Kenneth Mathieson Dalglish would always put this club first. Always has done, always will. That man is my hero. feck superman and batman. That man is the one with the super seven red cape that had thousands of kids wanting to be him and still do.
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One of the answers to this question - 'Q3. Our first half of the season has been up and down, eh? Is it all down to Suarez? Or from your perspective, is it more complicated than that? ' - was so bad I thought it was wumming.
 
Is Fergie cracking up?

Aaron Buckley
Fergie cracking up? Don’t be silly! He knows what he is doing and he’ll go to great lengths to protect Manchester United (Football Club) … I think the van Persie Swansea incident was blown out of proportion to mask a poor performance and two points dropped. People forget that Fergie is very supportive of all other managers and I think he felt let down by Pardew’s comments. He’s since apologised to Newcastle fans anyway
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Badunk said:
http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=301810.0

The Spyin Kop thing was done with United We Stand this week.
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How have your other additions looked so far? Kagawa, for example. He's not been used that much, has he? Is there anyone you hope you can add during January? Or are you happy as things stand? Are you angry about this kid Spurs have nicked from you?

Den: Kagawa has been terrible, I was hoping for an impact like what Andy Carroll made after his 35 million transfer.

Your manager has come out with some beauties this season: Rio and his t-shirt, Van Persie and his near-death experience at Swansea, Pardew and Newcastle and all that stuff. Is he cracking up? Or is it more crafy Machiavellian scheming on his part?

Den: Yes, he has always been mental. By the way, when did Brendan Rodgers invent the passing game?

What's your preferred side going into the Liverpool game?

Den: Coleslaw.
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:lol: I like that Den guy.
 
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Can't help and be cynical...

Some of them sound completely made up. Not like a United fan at all...
 
That horse looks like it's thinking "For feck's sake..."
 
Remarkably convincing CGI horns on Frogie & Robin.
 
Heardy said:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...-greatest-team-in-England-thats-OFFICIAL.html

Accidentally posted this in the Bluemoon thread.

I expect this to be given legs on RAWK. They like this type of story afterall.
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It's based on games in the top flight only. Liverpool have had 97 years in top flight football and United 87, so they have a 10 year points advantage to build up those fighues. Also interesting is that United have a higher average points total per season in top flight football than any other team.

Apart from that it's incredibly dumb to say they are the greatest team becasue they have the most points, when the competition those points contribute towards is the league title... A competition United have won more than anyone else. There really are some fecking dim journos out there, but this is all intended to whip up the athmosphere before the game.
 
Any all time table that has Everton and Arsenal ahead of us is a joke. Especially when they have allocated 2 points for a win when it's been 3 for ages. Teams who have had loads of draws in recent years have an unfair amount of points.

There could be debate between ourselves and the Scousers over who is the greatest (us domestically) has but that makes a mockery out of it!
 
Irwinwastheking said:
Any all time table that has Everton and Arsenal ahead of us is a joke. Especially when they have allocated 2 points for a win when it's been 3 for ages. Teams who have had loads of draws in recent years have an unfair amount of points.

There could be debate between ourselves and the Scousers over who is the greatest (us domestically) has but that makes a mockery out of it!
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The intent of the article wasnt to be fair, it was to get the two biggest sets of supporters iranting about it before they meet at the weekend, thus generating publicity for the paper, and probably a fair few click throughs..
 
Brilliantly done. The one paper that none of their fans ever buy. Well played The Sun, well played.
 
ghaliboy said:
Brilliantly done. The one paper that none of their fans ever buy. Well played The Sun, well played.
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Though that too. Quite pointless for the sun to be pandering to their egos when they won't read it. TBF though, the sun didn't do the table, they are only rehashing a talk sport product.
 
http://beardedgeniusofftwitter.tumblr.com/post/40270786026/posting-on-rawk-the-rules

POSTING ON RAWK – THE RULES

  • Make your point in 900 words (or more) when 5 will do.
  • Reference the words to YAWN at least 8 times. And twice in your last sentence for added emphasis.
  • Refer to Fergie as an alcoholic/bully/dictator/Mr Ferguson.
  • Describe Liverpool Football Club in terms of either Star Wars or Lord of the Rings, stretching your metaphor as far as possible. Shakespeare works too.
  • Do crap photoshops based on Star Wars or Lord of the Rings.
  • Blame the media, the FA, UEFA, FIFA, the left, the right, the middle, Chelsea, United, Mr Ferguson, Keiser Soze, Patrice Evra…basically anyone but Liverpool. For anything.
  • It’s a conspiracy. Led by Mr Ferguson. Never forget that.
  • Claim to cry or shake at reading the posts of other RAWK members. As in, “That’s boss! I’m literally sitting here crying” or, “Christ, I’m shaking here. I’m going to bloody frame that.”
  • Mock Everton for their sad obsession with their more celebrated and successful neighbours. Do this without a hint of irony or self-knowledge.
  • Develop a strange obsession with players’ families. In the absence of meaningful trophies, make the last home game of the season the highlight of your year. Coo and fawn at your team of loving family men bringing their offspring on to the pitch. Bless.
  • Refer to any action or comment or gesture by your frankly bonkers little chubby fingered manager as a ‘masterstroke’.
  • Produce silly nonsensical graphs based on bollocksy abstract equations, that somehow prove your current run of results is actually title winning form. Ignore the league table - look at the graph!
  • Suggest that Mr Ferguson and all United fans must, in their heart of hearts, deep down inside, know all their team’s successes are somehow hollow and meaningless in comparison to Liverpool’s honest and heroic endeavors.
  • Refer to yourself as the most educated, informed, gracious, witty and loyal fans in the whole world. Even if you do say so yourself. And no one else does.
  • Lambast anyone who tries to make a balanced point with something even approaching criticism of anyone connected to Liverpool Football Club. Censor their posts. Ban them. Post shit through their letterbox if you can. The probably dirty Manc bastards.
  • Despite your famous and self-proclaimed sense of humour, don’t ever ever ever take any jokes or jibes at your expense (including this) in good humour.
  • Conspiracy. Mr Ferguson.
  • YAWN.
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From twitter.
 
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