RAWK Goes Into Meltdown (2011/2012)

MrMarcello said:
This whole love affair for Rafa, a man that never got them remotely in a real title winning position... is it all due to that 2005 malarkey? Had they not won the Cup that year would be held in such regard?
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Take a look at how they regard Dalglish and you'll have your answer. Apparently, all they care about is a manager telling them they are good. Results are irrelevant.


Aporkalypse said:
I hope Martinez realises he'll be fecked before he even starts.
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Completely. He should stay at Wigan or take something else.
 
Oh boy. Rumour on Twitter that Kenny turned down his compensation package and told FSG to spend it on players.

Sounds like Balotelli bollocks.
 
That's the kind of rumour that starts in a fan fiction poem about Aul Kenny, the great mythical lion beast of Mersey, who slayeth the naysayers with his trusty sword of sarcasm and re-affirms the pride of his kingdom by beating Cardiff on penalties.
 
On Martinez;

All I think is we wasted half a year with Hodgson do we really want to support him and waste another season. I'd much rather just give him shit in preseason and get him gone before the season.

Has any manager ever been sacked before playing a competitive game?
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The Liverpool way. Such a loyal, dignified and classy bunch. Or so they keep saying anyway.
 
lets play the blame game

fill in the blanks

1. It is all whos fault?

Your options are
1. David moores,
2. Rick parry,
3. George gillett
4. Tom hicks
5. Christian purslow
6. The recession
7. Robbie keane
8. Jamie carragher
9. Rafa benitez
10. Gareth barry
11. Alberto aquilani
12. Roy hodgson
13. Mike kelly
14. John achterberg
15. Martin broughton
16. Jay spearing
17. Paul konchesky
18. Milan jovanovic
19. Christian poulsen
20. Joe cole
21. Jordan henderson
22. Andy carroll
23. Charlie adam
24. Patrice evra
25. Luis suarez
26. The fa
27. Sky
28. Fernando torres
29. Stewart downing
30. Kenny dalglish
31. Damien comolli
32. Rawk
33. Ian ayre
34. John henry
35. Linda pizutti
36. Tom werner
37. Boston red sox
38. Standard chartered
39. Adidas
40. Warrior
41. All of the above
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a@a
howard webb
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The only reason we've heard that LFC is in talks with Martinez is because we needed to request permission to talk to him whereas we don't need to ask permission to talk to rafa or AVB so for all we know we could be talking to them two as well.
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The only reason we've heard is because Whelan is a stupid fat Manc blabbermouthed bellend that smells of piss.
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:lol:
 
This is one of the first comments on the Guardian story.

Liverpool created enough but didn't finish the million chances they created so new manager only need couple of tweaks and practise shooting and Top 4 will be minimum.

Imagine winning more than Man Utd in a season and getting the boot???
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Imagine.
 
How many times... "we hit the woodwork enough to challenge". What do they want, bigger goal frames or better finishers?

Mmm... Justice campaign for bigger goal frames is then.
 
Plechazunga said:
You got something in the pipeline then Mockers?

That's all I need to say, and a masterpiece will appear three hours later
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While we're waiting on a Mockney masterpiece, we can read a Terrible TDon Tale:

The year is ninteen hundered and fifty one. It is a year that will be remembered for all of time as one of the defining moments of modern history. For it is in this year, on the 4th day of the 3rd month that the saviour was born.
I speak not of the carpenter's son, nor the son of God, but the birth of a king. This child, though he knoweth it not, shall lead an army of red into battle against everyone and everything.
He shall use his powers bestowed upon him by the angels of heaven and demons of hell, against many, many foes and win or lose, defeat them all. He shall use the 'The Scowl of The Dead', 'The Wit of the Damned' and an evasiveness so cunning, people will wonder if he was ever there in the first place.

However, we have ventured too far into the future of the king, lets us proclaim our joy at his early life. Born and raised in the wildland of Glasgow, youg Kenneth, for that be his name, was brought up on a strict diet of Tennents Super, Toffee, Mancs and Journalists. He was trained at a very early age to have great distain for three of these things, and eating them symbolised his superiorty over them.
Young Kenneth, after leaving school at the age of 5, to concentrate on his Kingly duties, began learning the art of ballfoot. To his credit, his command of the strange spherical shape was impressive and it was with this uncanny ability that he began to find himself on a path to greatness.
He traveled to a nearby town of Cumbernauld, to bring his artistry of the sphere to the local townspeople and oh how they reveled in it. However Kenneth was still young, and merely cutting his teeth at this stage. From here he would travel back to the wildlands of Glasgow and in no time at all make himself a legend of the land, defeating the blue monsters that resided there time and time again.
It was from these great deeds that Kenneth's legend grew and tales of him were spread across the land.

One day, a huge bird swooped down upon him and convinced him to leave his homeland for pastures new, in the persuit of a new challenge. 'Behold Kenneth of Glasgow, I am the Liver Bird and I have come to take you to a land of mysterious wonders that is in need of help from a great warrior like you' With that Kenneth and the Liver Bird flew to the The Pool of the Liver, The City of Liver Pool.
Upon his arrival, Kenneth noted that this was indeed a strange land, The people there had hair of dark curls and moustashes of only the finest bristle, even the womenfolk but he quickly learned to love them.
On this leg of his journey, Kenneth would achive great feats of superhuman ability and lead a team of Liver folk in battles of ballfoot against many foes and he was victorious more often than not.
The strange folk of The Liver Pool would take young Kenneth to their hearts and proclaim him Prince of their lands. Again, even in this land he would face blue monsters but in the end they were no match for him. Not content to limit his legend to one land, Kenneth and the Liver Folk explored foreign land and conqured most of them.
The legend of Kenneth was never so great. It was at this point that The old King of the Liver's would pass and a new king needed to be found, in the end, there was only one choice, King Kenneth was born.
He would again lead the Liver Folk to victories in many a battle but this time he did it as their leader, tactician, their King.

Having achieved greatness many times over, Kenneth decided to rest a while and took time out from his kingly duties, however he went on a personal crusade to rid the world of the evils of alcohol, one bottle at a time. Things did't go so well for the Liver folk during this period and their once grand army fell into a state of dissrepair. Kenneth looked on in great dissapproval.
Meanwhile a Evil Emperor from his own homeland, would attack and destroy the achievements of the Kennth and the Liver Folk time and time again. The time was right once more for Kenneth to enter the realm of Ballfoot and confront this Evil Emperor, this time in a different place. The Burning City of Black. He would once again gain legendary status and was in the begining victorious in his first battle with the Evil Emperor but this, sadly would be the only victory.
Having tasted success on the battle field, more than most, he had yet to meet an opponent so strong, so great, so wise. Kenneth became scared, he decided to flee and continue his fight against the evil alcohol instead.

Having beaten off our hero, The evil Emperor would go on to dominate the the battles of ballfoot for 20 years or more wiping out the achivement of Kennth and all before him. This saddened and embittered The Liver Folk, and they were left without a hero, they were left without anyone apart form a foreign crazy waiter who lukily won one single solitary batle. He was quickly chased off by the townsfolk and was replaced by a talking owl, whom they chased off even quicker again.
Kenneth decided it was time for him to return, to renew his love affair with The Liver Folk but things were different this time. The people had changed, they'd become deluded and bitter and wanted success too quickly. Kenneth seeked help from warriors from different lands and he paid them handsomely but it turned out that they were imposters, not ballfoot warriors at all. The Great King Kenneth had been duped. The Liver Folk lost yet another battle and Kenneth was saddened to find the Liver Folk had turned on him and he was chased into exile.

Some of the Liver Folk still remain loyal to the King though, and some say he is still out there, just waiting to make yet another glorious comeback, who knows, maybe he will, someday. To be continued....
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Waiting on lots of didn't read comments/GIF's
 
According to Football Weekly Extra there was a Liverpool fan interviewed outside Anfield yesterday.

Fan "In football you never go back to an old manager. You need to move forward"

Reporter "So who do you think should take over"

Fan "Rafa"
 
Not sure if this lame joke's been mentioned in here, but got a WhatsApp this morning:

"Apparently Liverpool are interested in appointing Pep Guardiola as their manager. Move makes sense for both parties because Pep's wishes are to take a break from football"...

Thought it was worthy of at least a little giggle.
 
tried to click on that link to RAWK in work (school)

the link was blocked as 'tasteless'

shouldn't really be surprised should I?
 
Oh please, please let Mother Benitez return to Anfield!

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Just read a story about a planned demo tonight by the KOP.

The supporters group will meet today at 6:30pm behind the Kop, with flags and banners in support of Benitez.

Does anyone know if this is true or not?
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Interesting if it is true.

And apparently Liverpool's owner (John W Henry) has received a lot of abuse on twitter calling him various words if he gives the job to Martinez.
 
Rafa to FSG - 'Do you want to win the league?'

FSG - Yes

Rafa - I'll start on Monday. Here are DVD's of every target I've been looking at since I left Liverpool. Get them

Rafa walks out the door
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:lol: Do they remember finishing 2nd just ONCE with Rafa? They never won the title under his tenure and finished all of the other seasons nowehere near 1st.
 
Another gem...

Thanks Kenny. Thanks for everything. I have not even set foot in england. I have not even set foot outside India. You cannot imagine how much you mean to me. When I learned about you and saw what you mean to the city of liverpool before you were appointed for the second time, I really connected to you.
You made me to look forward to everyday, every night, apart from my boring work. I see your first game, first home game after you touch the anfield sign, your montage video, your first interview in the second coming, and what not, whenever I am down, whenever we drew or lost last season, cos when I saw you, I knew for sure, it will just take a pre season to turn things around. I know for the very fact that YOU WERE HERE, right there. So, I was upset like the other people when things didn't go in the expected way. When my fellow reds here started losing faith and started seeing Champions league as their goal, I used to show them the 87-88 season of how football should be played and won. Now, they have won, I feel cheated. While people are talking up martinez and rafa and ABC, Kenny, I am angry on you for influencing my life this much. I don't feel like doing anything at work, stopped talking to people. Its worse than a breakup with your childhood girl.
I am going to miss you Kenny.
Its amazing how a man, millions of miles away can influence a guy, from a small part from the Indian Sub-continent.
I am going to miss your celebrations. I am pissed that my dreams of you delivering the league in a couple of years time, is taken away and murdered. I am angry that you will not be able to deliver the European cup which you should have when you were managing the first time.
I am going to miss your pressers.
I am going to miss you having a joke with our youngsters before they get inside the field.
I am going to miss your wit.
I am going to miss the players smile when they train.
I am going to miss seeing you kick the ball in the training.
I am going to miss the kop singing happy birthday for you.
I am going to miss the dalglish chant.

Long live King.

Come back soon.
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