RAWK Goes Into Meltdown (2011/2012)

Ive never taken a good look at threads at RAWK in their entirety before :lol: What is up with that place? And whats with the way they all write. Its like a competition of writing the most pompous, ridiculous poetry posts with flowery, "epic" language. It seems like a parody. Almost half the posts are written the way someone from there would write if they were taking the piss. :lol: The "adieu King Kenny" thread is comedy gold.
 
Brosstan said:
Ive never taken a good look at threads at RAWK in their entirety before :lol: What is up with that place? And whats with the way they all write. Its like a competition of writing the most pompous, ridiculous poetry posts with flowery, "epic" language. It seems like a parody. Almost half the posts are written the way someone from there would write if they were taking the piss. :lol: The "adieu King Kenny" thread is comedy gold.
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you are new to scousers/rawkites arent you?
 
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For a while, I felt certain that I would accept Kenny’s potential sacking as the natural result of a poor season; then it happened and I honestly felt like I had lost a testicle.
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Lovely sentiments beautifully written. I hope that can be moved to the best post bit in time, just so on dark days it can be revisited and the memories stirred again.

Still so damned sad.
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They better hope their days dont get any darker than this!
 
Plan M said:
:lol: Do they remember finishing 2nd just ONCE with Rafa? They never won the title under his tenure and finished all of the other seasons nowehere near 1st.
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:lol: it's like a really b grade movie. With the boom arm in the shot and a jerky camera. The door flips back open to reveal lighting and Benitez standing out the back CUT.


In reality.. "Rafa dropped off this DVD's.. You may want to look at these targets Martinez.. It's up to you.."

"I don't want Gareth Barry.."

B19 said:
They didn't really. Both teams were dreadful.
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Brosstan said:
Ive never taken a good look at threads at RAWK in their entirety before :lol: What is up with that place? And whats with the way they all write. Its like a competition of writing the most pompous, ridiculous poetry posts with flowery, "epic" language. It seems like a parody. Almost half the posts are written the way someone from there would write if they were taking the piss. :lol: The "adieu King Kenny" thread is comedy gold.
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It's amazing what they can manage once they've been released from their straitjackets
 
RAWK must hold the world record for open letters, odes and online campaigns/petitions.
 
Rare bit of sense on there

Terry getting into his kit for the photos....what a twat.
I remember Roy Keane having to be cajoled onto the pitch in '99.
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Terry probably the only man hated more than any one United player on there.
 
I hope Liverpool sign Terry so we can have all the cnuts at one club. it'll make it easier to focus all the hate.
 
Wish Torres was interviewed so he could have basically ripped Ashley Coles interview about why he joined Chelsea. Sure that would have annoyed Liverpool fans.
 
Rednails said:
RAWK posters saying they are glad they didn't get fourth place now :D
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Oh can you imagine the moral outrage had they finished fourth and then been dumped out of it by Chelsea winning the thing? There would have been letters to UEFA and internet campaigns, the irony being that it was them winning the cup that led to the rule being changed in the first place.
 
moses said:
His Granny might have been a cnut.
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:lol:

"A lot of you need to stop being so bitter, angry and in some cases pathetic. Liverpool fans have been held in high regard all over the world for our dignity, knowledge and our lack of bitterness." :lol::lol::lol:
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Yes because if there's one thing that really dignified people do, it's bang on the whole time about how dignified they are. Gotta tell people about the dignity, otherwise how would they ever know?
 
Biggest European Cup fluke since '99.
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That would be the '99 when the best team in Europe that season won it, along with their domestic league & premier cup, despite having their two best midfielders suspended for the final, after finishing top of a group with Bayern & Barcelona in it?

Rather than, say, I dunno, 2005. Where the team who finished 5th in their league won it, after getting to the final on a phantom goal that didn't cross the line, after scraping out of their group 2nd to Monaco, on goal difference above Olympiakos. Then making the most of an admirably good 20 minute spell to win it on pens?

The first ones the fluke, yeah?

Defo. Boss.
 
I swear they reinvent history.

I wonder what it would be like living within their little world... I daresay everyone of the posters on RAWK have faced their very own Di Caprio Shutter Island-esque dilema.
 
It's not so much that they reinvent history (although they do, yes) it's more that history doesn't really exist unless LFC do it, or have done it, or definitely will do it, which they inevitably will, next year.
 
this whole rafa debacle reminds me of the film Gladiator. You have FSG who are like Commodus (the new Caesar) and Rafa who is our maximus. Thrown out of the club and left in the wilderness where he has become a wild beast.

The baying mob of rome (some of us fans) are cheering for maximus' return and finally when Maximus (Rafa) and commodus (FSG) meet, commodus will say "What am I going to do with you, you simply won't...die"

And then Maximus will pull out his two figurines (not his son and wife) but in this case it is his European cup and FA cup which is all he has to remember us by and put them on the table and slay commodus and we will all cheer and rejoice.

That sort of how I see it anyway.
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fecking. Mental.
 
Tips for Interviewees for LFC manager post. 1. How to win over LFC fans

Come into the first press conference with no trousers on, pissing everywhere and going 'it won't stop it won't stop'. When it does stop just stand there and cry.

That way, it can only get better moving forward and you won't stir up any false hope.
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cesc's_mullet said:
I swear they reinvent history.

I wonder what it would be like living within their little world... I daresay everyone of the posters on RAWK have faced their very own Di Caprio Shutter Island-esque dilema.
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Extremely bitter about Chelsea winning it, they've done all the 5 times, 3-0 down bollox etc. It's now pure and simply " They were shite and got lucky "

All teams have their fair share of luck in winning the champions league.

It's as if Bayern Munich played with their arms behind their backs and gifted them 5 own goals. Really ridiculous.
 
Badunk said:
fecking. Mental.
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So what he's saying is, Rafa is going to come back and then get sacked again, which will make them lunatics completely turn on their owners once again? Because I've seen Gladiator and Maximus Decimus Meridius dies at the end, as well as Commodus.
 
Rafa won't get it. It's to shut the chattering masses up. They don't want a feud, (who fecking does?). They have cleared all the major positions which shows they know what they are doing and are attempting to control the club they bought. Employing Benitez would just be KKK II. They know that, they said as much, weall Ian Ayres did, in his statement following KKK's demise. Mentioned people wanting to control too much. Rafa's dream is to be a Fergie/Wenger figure, FSG want a coach, not FSW and his politics.
 
They love coming up with there own little made up board meeting scenarios don't they? :lol:
 
Sam said:
They love coming up with there own little made up board meeting scenarios don't they? :lol:
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It's fan fiction. I watch a bit of Criminal Minds and I'm pretty sure criminologists would use the term "sexual release" in giving the reason why they do it.
 
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