Cheap shot but I can't help it.
RAWK Goes Into Meltdown (2011/2012)
- Thread starter Plan M
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Cheap shot but I can't help it.
On what Rafa should do if interviewed:
Heh. Good luck getting some good Spanish players for 15m.
And reaction to one of their posts being put on the RAWK_meltdown twitter:
Amazing. At this rate they will have a thread with 10k posts in the space of three days.
On what Rafa should do if interviewed:
Quote:
Easy.
*Walk in, throw Istanbul DVD on their desk.
*grin
*leave number.
*Walk out.
To which Henry could replay
*Removes Istanbul DVD while stating, "Same year as 5th place league finish, behind fecking Everton of all clubs, and only once did you get the club within sight of a league title and United were still miles ahead. You're an overrated fat waiter."
*Laughs
*Inserts Rome DVD, "notice how Milan ran circles around your side that day? Why do the fans never bring up this match?"
*Laughs and walks out
Quote:
Easy.
*Walk in, throw Istanbul DVD on their desk.
*grin
*leave number.
*Walk out.
To which Henry could replay
*Removes Istanbul DVD while stating, "Same year as 5th place league finish, behind fecking Everton of all clubs, and only once did you get the club within sight of a league title and United were still miles ahead. You're an overrated fat waiter."
*Laughs
*Inserts Rome DVD, "notice how Milan ran circles around your side that day? Why do the fans never bring up this match?"
*Laughs and walks out
No manager in PL history has pissed away more money than Rafa on crap ok well maybe Dalglish. Rafa probably got a couple of players from relegated Villarreal in his sight already in case he gets the job
Are the likes of Nunez, Josemi, Morientes etc just forgotten by RAWK? Are they banned from their minds?
All the bad signings are attributed to someone else. They're basically clinging to the last glory they had, they don't care about logic they just want the man back that gave it to them.
They didn't really. Both teams were dreadful. I've never seen such experienced defenders as Milan's backline make such bad mistakes. Maldini was giving the ball away as the last man with a bad first touch under no pressure at one one point.
The game was there to be won by any team up for it on the day. Milan was just a bit less shit and once Mascherano came off, Kaka had space to do his thing.
No, but anyone who mentions them will be.
What is your opinion of RAWK? Are you a member there?
I am a member, but I barely ever even look there. Plenty of posters here who read it much more often than I do.
Besides the fact that this is where all the weirdos conglomerate, the traffic is way too high. Any sensible post just gets drowned out in the waves of unthinking posts and there is no sense of who the other posters are really, except for high profile weirdos like A@A.
Fair enough.
I admit, I read it at least once a day. It's a really entertaining place when I'm sitting here bored at work. So many deluded people, it's even as if some of them pretend to be deluded to fit in with the 'older' members.
I love it.
If they do hire Benitez back I'm sure RAWK will just imagine he really did the walk in, DVD, leave thing. It adds more to the myth that way. Really they should just extend that to its natural conclusion and imagine up all the success he'll bring. A bit like the ending of Brazil, but for e-gimps.
To be fair, there are some very good, grounded posters on RAWK. Trouble is, the more silly/Romantic posts are sometimes so outlandish that they read like comedy (hence this thread). Personally, I sympathise with those Liverpool fans who feel that the club is no longer 'theirs', and understand their antipathy towards club statements like Ian Ayre's most recent one:
So, apparently, cups are worthless now...
So, apparently, cups are worthless now...
It's by far the most representative forum of Liverpool fans.
Anyone who doubts that, need only look on twitter, particularly the influential LFC fans who have a lot of followers.
It will make you understand why RAWK is the way it is when you see their opinions.
Anyone who doubts that, need only look on twitter, particularly the influential LFC fans who have a lot of followers.
It will make you understand why RAWK is the way it is when you see their opinions.
I used to think not. But after the Suarez thing and previously undermining Hodgson, Rafa obsession you have to say RAWK represents the view of a majority of their fans.
Even if there are sensible blokes like B19 around.
Ayre needs to get his head out of the accounts and take a fecking reality check.
They either deliberately choose to not acknowledge ALL those rubbish signings, or they aren't allowed to talk about them.
I almost get the sense it's like a serious big-brother situation there, they're all living in fear and being watched. So they only say nice/good crap... Could explain why they all seem to compete with each other over who can write the most long-winded ode.
Well his statement makes a nice counterpoint to Kenny's claim about how the new shirt deal proves he is being successful.
Can someone tell me if really RAWK auto-correct Sir Alex Ferguson into Mr. Alex Ferguson cause I heard it but I don't want to register in RAWK to try it. The problem is that until now I have never seen someone calling Fergie as Sir Alex Ferguson, only Mr./Mister Alex Ferguson. So, it seems to me that are really only 2 options, RAWK auto-correct it, or mods immediately ban the person who write Sir A.F and delete the post.
The auto-correct is from "Fergie" to "Mr. Alex Ferguson" I believe. There might be one for Sir Alex too as I don't think I've seen anyone say that either, but Twiggy or someone else should be able to say for definite.
Just one of many.
What. a. bunch. of. bastatds.
Hes been watching to much beeb.
It's like something from The Big Sam twitter a/c.
More upset over Dalglish's sacking than the death of his grandmother?
Seek fecking help.
Seek fecking help.
His Granny might have been a cnut.
And they're all loving this shit.
A therapist would probably write a dissertation out of this paragraph.
I'm still traumatised by that 'cuddling Rafa' post from way back.
I refuse to believe that this is not one of us. It beggars belief otherwise. Nobody in their right mind could write this with a straight face.
Thanks Erica, even if one person enjoyed it, I consider that job done.
Quality.But was he better than Bob Paisley? That is the question...
That actually had me laugh out loud. Quality.
I know this isn't a RAWK moment but I think it's a sign of how far they have fallen that I literally pissed myself when I read in the Guardian today that Pep topped the FSG shortlist for managers. They haven't got a hope in hell.
Autocorrect for sure