RAWK Goes Into Meltdown (2011/2012)

[golden_blunder]

Captions anyone?

we won a throw! get in!

 

[holyland red]

I feel that Brum really missed an opportunity to get some names in

Joe Hart must be kicking himself having gone back to City and missed on that occasion. He'll never win anything as important.

 

[holyland red]

Captions anyone?

Adam farts racism out of football.

 

[Sassy Colin]

Captions anyone?

Who's the gay (sorry guy, guy) coming over the top?

I reckon he's saying "Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit, I wish I hadn't done this", then you hear the sound of snapping bones further down the pile.

 

[SteveJ]

Trust Jordan Henderson to be running the wrong way.

 

[Crustanoid]

Captions anyone?

Suarez hesitates to join in the pile-on: 'Better just check if there are any jungle bunnies in there....don't want to get too close'

 

[gerrydaly]

Liverpool are currently 24 points back of City and are on pace to finish 32 points back of the league winner. That's quite a gap.

Still, I'd like a trophy this year.

At least they're not 19 points behind United anymore.

 

[Lastwolf]

I was listening to the radio on the way home, it was going on about Bent being out injured and who should replace him in the squad.

"Tom in soanso 'Andy Carroll should be given a chance, he is a monster and in great form' "

can't decide if it's someone on a WUM or a RAWKite.

 

[Sarni]

Do they reckon teams like Chelsea and United would kill for a Carling Cup and it's the best trophy ever?

 

[gooDevil]

Captions anyone?

Goddamnit, Suarez is doing that Sith levitation trick again! Get me the feck down!!!

 

[forevrared]

Why are they piling on Reina? He didn't save a single penalty.

 

[SteveJ]

"It’s not a bad competition and I'm sure there’s a club out there that would be proud to be seen with such a cup. But Liverpool parading it in an open top bus is like turning up for Christmas dinner at your mum's with a prostitute."

Liverpool bring back the lack of romance of the cup - The Daily Mash

 

[Crustanoid]

Why are they piling on Reina? He didn't save a single penalty.

You answered your own question there - note that Charlie Adam's ample frame is involved

 

[SteveJ]

From TLW, about the Motorhead songs played before the Carling Cup Final:

Thank God they didn't play 'Ace of Spades'. Suarez would have been up on another racism charge.

 

[onesaf]

It was done by the scouse, to them that is luxury. As you can see they even included top of the range VCR there phwaaaaaaaaaaaor.

Would it not be a Betamax VCR? surely all their greatest moments video compilations would be in Betamax format.

 

[Sojiro]

Liverpool players dodge a meteor that hits Wembley minutes after their Carling Cup win. Further reports label the meteor as Charlie Adam's penalty.

 

[I'm always right]

Even the bloody scouse fans in Norway are just as bloody mental, have a read...

Some of the comments below about "boycotting the paper", ha ha! nutters.

Never has such a small cup meant so much to Liverpool

 

[Ole's_toe_poke]

In response to Reina's ad story.

They are scared of us and thats why they hate us. The City, the people, the club. They're scared that we will one day rise like a phoenix from the ashes and once again dominate the country like we've done before.

 

[Badunk]

We're tho thcared!

 

[bsc]

In response to Reina's ad story.

Do you think they really believe that? I mean, REALLY, believe it?

I've sat beside some whoppers at United games - home and away - and although they are annoying I've never come across any fan with such delusions, or anything close.

I just find the whole mentalness of rawk utterly perplexing.

 

[Damien]

In one word it is a "failure" season

We spend over 100M to get at least 4th and we failed.

Failure season is two words.

Exactly what we deserve. Too many mistakes by Kenny and the squad has been poor all season to be honest, Carling Cup win or not.

Kenny has truly been out of the game for too long.

In Kenny we rust.

I'm glad we won't make the champions league. We are shit. Kenny's subs this year have been embarrassing.

First substitute on, 88 minutes, fecking ridiculous.

We would get embarrased in the champions league anyway. Carragher isnt even league one standard.

Kenny fecked up in the summer transfer window! It's a fact!

It's gone because of favoritism of certain players who are mediocre at best and playing them constantly no matter how bad they perform. Admit it, we're a midtable team at best.

 

[Dobba]

 

[mungy]

This thread might be entertaining

Liverpool 1- 2 Arsenal. Full time ( Kosielny OG, Van Persie 2 )

 

[FlawlessThaw]

Damn they're already turning on KKK

 

[mungy]

4 pages in 4 minutes

 

[Ludens the Red]

What the feck Damien, you mean after sealing the Carling Cup Championship last weekend it isn't actually ON? No way.

 

[Decotron]

In Kenny we Rust

 

[Damien]

This thread is another one to watch: Despite everything: Still only 4 points of fourth!!

What an embarrasing thread this has turned into.

can we please close this fecking thread, please.

Despite everything: Still only 10 points off fourth!!

2 wins in 10, our attack couldn't finish it's breakfast let alone a chance. Welcome 6th/7th again. Only we could spend £25m net to get worse.

Work in progress?

The rest of the league must be shitting themselves.

Delusions of gradeur

If Kenny doesn't get things right this summer serious questions will have to be asked of his tenre. I just hope Rafa will be able to clear up this mess.

Rafa to the rescue. It seems they've opened up registrations so there'll probably be a few WUMs among the Liverpool fans.

bring Rafa home...i love Kenny, but this is 2012

 

[Ole's_toe_poke]

My I love Saturday afternoons when Liverpool lose/draw. RAWK is such entertainment.

 

[LLMU]

real entertainment

 

[SteveJ]

Spacegoats.

 

[77]

Keep Kenny Klan!

 

[TheBest]

This one cracked me up

Seriously, what is the fecking point anymore? Between gormless bent officials, the corrupt FA, the fecking woodwork and behind it all Slur fecking Baconface of Whiskeynose Ferguson how are we ever meant to get a fair crack at the title? feck this game and feck my life. Absolutely seething I am :no

 

[mungy]

^
Everyone elses fault but there own isn't it.

 

[Damien]

This one cracked me up

That person signed up yesterday and only has around 20 posts. I think that one is most likely a WUM as pretty much every post they've made has been negative. He won't be around there much longer.

 

[Aporkalypse]

At least they'll have the Carling Cup and be top of some OPTA tables!

 

[holyland red]

This one cracked me up

2W 4D 4L in their last 10 league games. 10 points behind 4th place Arsenal. That CC win will make Europe's elite players all the more interested in the scouse "project".

 

[holyland red]

"10 points from 4th. Get in there!"

 

[Duffy]

This one cracked me up

They really do think SAF I responsible for everything don't they.

 

[Ole's_toe_poke]

Pining for Rafa.

They forget the dour football he played and that his defensiveness cost them several title challenges.