RAWK Goes Into Meltdown (2011/2012)

Ashley Young - from a Liverpool saviour to the worst signing of the season for United in 6 months. Only on RAWK.
 
Ashley Young - from a Liverpool saviour to the worst signing of the season for United in 6 months. Only on RAWK.
That's how almost every team's fans do it when a player wanted by them signs later for the rival.

We also have a lot of players who would improve our squad, but when they go somewhere else, they becomes useless, average and not better than the ones we have.

But, yeah, RAWK does it in the funniest way and there's a lot of hypocrisy, too.
 
Preseason Friendlies (Non-LFC)

Andy@Bitter Street

I'm amazed that there are still some posters on Red Cafe that are unaware that I'm actively winding them up.

You have to wonder just how thick they are. You'd think it'd be fairly obvious, but no - they are like Scholsey on the 'I'm completely unaware' scale.

You'd think they'd have spotted it when their posts from their own forum have been posted and they haven't noticed - even funnier when someone over there says it and everyone is in agreement and someone over here posts it back and they all laugh

Now THAT'S consistancy


What I love about this is that Andy claims "we're all obsessed with Liverpool etc" when you just know he's lurking here all night and day. His obsession with our manager and club is obvious - and so what, we've got a thread on laughing at RAWK - it's given us plenty of fun down the years!

Oh and Andy, I know you're reading this - WE KNOW you're a big WUM. We've been saying it for years!

:lol: :lol:
 
Wouldn't be too bad in fairness.

Would be alot better than yours thats for sure ;):D

Cant understand why you're not going for Gary Cahill (and thats not pronounced "Kayhill" either - you's feckin Aussies i.e. Tim Cahill saying an Irish name wrong & being pretentious:)), he's a much better player than Jagielka & you need a out & out defender, no-nonsense non-ball-player etc.. Cahill does both of that very well tho..
 
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True, at least until Vermaelen's fully fit and firing. I think we'll make a move for Cahill near the end of the window (if we're going to that is), because it seems Bolton are keen to sell and would be more willing to accept lower offers by then.

Anyway, who the hell is Andy supposed to be WUMMING? His own fellow supporters? Or am I missing something here?
 
What I love about this is that Andy claims "we're all obsessed with Liverpool etc" when you just know he's lurking here all night and day.

who is more obsessed with who? I still dont know why we give a shit half the time.

I imagine some of our posters are on RAWK every day. That really is sad
 
That's how almost every team's fans do it when a player wanted by them signs later for the rival.

We also have a lot of players who would improve our squad, but when they go somewhere else, they becomes useless, average and not better than the ones we have.

But, yeah, RAWK does it in the funniest way and there's a lot of hypocrisy, too.

Can you give examples of this one?
 
i wouldnt put wilshire above meireles.. hes proven himself in more than one league, wilshere hasnt overly proven himself in the EPL,

spearing i can kinda understand but if he keeps playing the way his form is at the min then spearing will be much better than wilshire

So not only is Meireles better than Wilshere, he's comparable with Spearing (who is destined to be better). The suggestion that Wilshere is more talented than Lucas was greeted with derision.

Rawk is comedy gold.
 
So not only is Meireles better than Wilshere, he's comparable with Spearing (who is destined to be better). The suggestion that Wilshere is more talented than Lucas was greeted with derision.

Rawk is comedy gold.

:lol:

Just amazing isn't it?

BTW, do you have a link to the thread?
 
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Wilshire is class - I'd welcome him to United in a split second as would any big football club.

Spearing is nowhere near his standard.

Delusion at it's best! :lol:

At least we don't have muppets at the Caf who think Carrick is better than Fabregas - only at RAWK ladies & gentleman.

who is more obsessed with who? I still dont know why we give a shit half the time.

I imagine some of our posters are on RAWK every day. That really is sad

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Don't you see that spunking 65 million on three mediocre/unproven players is ingenius?
 
Don't you see that spunking 65 million on three mediocre/unproven players is ingenius?

Yeah, its no wonder that sir alex is shit scared of kenny, he has the genius and cunning of 100 rafas
 
Yeah, its no wonder that sir alex is shit scared of kenny, he has the genius and cunning of 100 rafas

Wait, let me correct that....80+ million. I forgot Henderson. WHAT feckING GENIUSES OF MEN!
 
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We're the little lord fontleroys of the football league now we've had a summer with Tottenham's average spend. Is the spending over I doubt it tbh, will other players leave certainly, will there be pressure on Kenny and his back room and playing staff, TOO feckING RIGHT there will be its Liverpool FC for Christs sake. If we aint striving for #1 then we might as well sell the club back to the cancers and take up golf. Everyone is waiting to take a swipe at us, laugh if we fail. BUT we won't fail, not with Kenny.

Thats why I can't wait for August 13th the rise of the juggernaut. Quite frankly the whole meeja can fecking do one and come May they can all kiss my special place.
 
Olly :lol:

They literally watch football differently than the average football fan.It's amazing how they can ridiculously overrate some of their players.Spearing ?? wtf?
 
We're the little lord fontleroys of the football league now we've had a summer with Tottenham's average spend. Is the spending over I doubt it tbh, will other players leave certainly, will there be pressure on Kenny and his back room and playing staff, TOO feckING RIGHT there will be its Liverpool FC for Christs sake. If we aint striving for #1 then we might as well sell the club back to the cancers and take up golf. Everyone is waiting to take a swipe at us, laugh if we fail. BUT we won't fail, not with Kenny.

Thats why I can't wait for August 13th the rise of the juggernaut. Quite frankly the whole meeja can fecking do one and come May they can all kiss my special place.

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True, at least until Vermaelen's fully fit and firing. I think we'll make a move for Cahill near the end of the window (if we're going to that is), because it seems Bolton are keen to sell and would be more willing to accept lower offers by then.

Anyway, who the hell is Andy supposed to be WUMMING? His own fellow supporters? Or am I missing something here?

:D

Yeah, it would seem that. He's fecked up in the head if he thinks its all United fans in every thread he throws his two-bit in. He's got mental problems that lad :wenger:
 
We're the little lord fontleroys of the football league now we've had a summer with Tottenham's average spend. Is the spending over I doubt it tbh, will other players leave certainly, will there be pressure on Kenny and his back room and playing staff, TOO feckING RIGHT there will be its Liverpool FC for Christs sake. If we aint striving for #1 then we might as well sell the club back to the cancers and take up golf. Everyone is waiting to take a swipe at us, laugh if we fail. BUT we won't fail, not with Kenny.

Thats why I can't wait for August 13th the rise of the juggernaut. Quite frankly the whole meeja can fecking do one and come May they can all kiss my special place.



Classic rant :lol::lol:
 
Wilshire is class - I'd welcome him to United in a split second as would any big football club.

Spearing is nowhere near his standard.

Delusion at it's best! :lol:

At least we don't have muppets at the Caf who think Carrick is better than Fabregas - only at RAWK ladies & gentleman.

You think?

Over the years I have seen many posters claim some of the following equally ridiculous statements

Foster > Reina
Anderson > Gerrard
Anderson > Lucas (perhaps not so far fetched but still not even a race)

While I am not for one minute agreeing with any muppet who has said Spearing is better than Wilshere, I think you'll find that every team has their goggles on at some stage.