Started here last night and as we all know "HollywoodUnlocked" would definitely get this exclusive.
https://hollywoodunlocked.com/hu-exclusive-queen-elizabeth-dead/
Guy behind the site is doubling down though
Queen Elizabeth II | 1926-2022 | Rest in Peace
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https://hollywoodunlocked.com/hu-exclusive-queen-elizabeth-dead/
Guy behind the site is doubling down though
Not gonna trust an American to know about are Queen.
Bloody Colonials
No? What do you mean?
It's time we start preparing the caf for her death
When it's announced the caf should be turned black, the text, the backgrounds everything
All users must have "Queen", "Elizabeth" or something similar in their names. E.g. Queenchoker
Every post must start and finish with "rest in peace HRH"
The RedCafe logo must be replaced with the British flag
Anyone who says anything negative about the Queen should be permanently banned
All Scottish and Irish posters are to be temporarily banned
When it's announced the caf should be turned black, the text, the backgrounds everything
All users must have "Queen", "Elizabeth" or something similar in their names. E.g. Queenchoker
Every post must start and finish with "rest in peace HRH"
The RedCafe logo must be replaced with the British flag
Anyone who says anything negative about the Queen should be permanently banned
All Scottish and Irish posters are to be temporarily banned
Where’s your source?
It’s quite a bold thing to claim…
Can’t imagine they’d keep it quiet for 3 days, I can’t see how they could if they wanted to.
Just one tiny flaw, this forum was made and is owned by an Irish lad. Therefore you can kindly feck off Irish lands
And whilst totally insensitive it would suck to lose her before the platinum jubilee, not least cos I imagine we’d lose the extended bank holiday weekend.
The caf will be seized by the SAS who will be sent to Niall's Castle. Niall will be sent to a re-education camp where he'll be taught the greatness of HRH.
Not unless William has finally gone rogue too and they feel they have to keep the ruse going by wheeling her around like weekend at Bernie’s
But you’d gain at least 1 day for national mourning and perhaps another for coronation of the king
@Santos J posted it.
Niall is like Kaizer Sauzee, you can’t capture what doesn’t really exist
So your source is a Hollywood website? You use that to come in and declare the Queen is dead? Give your head a wobble
I literally said ‘supposedly she is dead’ and gave no source. Didn’t think that one line would get you so hot and bothered.
lets hope she makes it past july.
There are a lot of people who have respect for the Queen, I just think that coming in and passing unsubstantiated rumours when everyone knows she is ill with covid is a bit low. Every year there’s at least one rumour that comes out from Hollywood that a celeb is dead and it’s usually bollox. I just would like people to be careful what they are spreading
Fortunately she's already made 70 years on the 6th February so the jubilee will go ahead anyway and they've already said it'll happen regardless. We may lose an extra day on top of it which we'd get when she does eventually go though.
Hollywood Unlocked were first on the scene when the Titanic went down. They know their shit.
There’s a lot more people who don’t give a feck about the queen.
I get your overall point, but again, I clearly said ‘supposedly’ and didn’t offer a source as I didn’t really have the time to fact check it. In any case the guy that runs the website stands by with what he said so let’s see what transpires. Could be bollocks as you say.
Already got mine ready...
BeforeCharlestherewasElizabeth
(and like my current poster name, the latter was better).
Ah of course! I’m an idiot!
The words of the song are "send her victorious" so apologies but we've got to invade either Ireland or France when she goes if we're to fulfil the prophecy. I've heard Charles prefers Guinness to wine so you should see the invasion as a compliment really.
we're still gonna get this when she goes either way, so i'd still like the jubilee
Yes please, ideally into September/October. Some Autumn bank holidays would be lovely.
Fair point
We’re telling NATO! Europe can’t wait to lock horns with you boyos
Fair.
I can get behind being called ‘Queen Villain’ or ‘Villain Queen’
Started here last night and as we all know "HollywoodUnlocked" would definitely get this exclusive.
https://hollywoodunlocked.com/hu-exclusive-queen-elizabeth-dead/
Guy behind the site is doubling down though
Is this the footballer Jason Lee or the scientologist Jason Lee?
No source, obviously, just as there’s no source for the opposite. I was talking more in the guise of the communities we live and operate in - RC is a community and doubt most people here care about the queen, just as the communities I’m a part of outside of here, no one gives a feck about her.
So this Hollywood website is suggesting that having tested positive for coronavirus, and presumably having a strong enough dose to do for her, a 95 year old monarch was left alone for long enough to be "found dead"?
Spoof.
She'd have been surrounded by a NFL squad sized team of medical professionals 24/7 and plugged into the sort of alien tech they tell us peasants doesn't exist.
Spoof.
She'd have been surrounded by a NFL squad sized team of medical professionals 24/7 and plugged into the sort of alien tech they tell us peasants doesn't exist.
I care about Madge, being an old lady who has fulfilled her contract, over and above I'd say but I don't care for the Monarchy and would rather it all ended with her death.
Don't we get an extra day for mourning etc? Hopefully we go full Thai and get like two weeks off.
I hope the OP has a witty thread title ready for when the day eventually arrives
Irish people are fairly well entitled to dislike the British monarchy, but this Queen was sound relatively speaking.
An honourable woman who gave her life to her country and managed to do it without going abroad to carry out atrocities. She's been the best ruler the Brits ever had in my book.