Not a covid mask in sight.
Queen Elizabeth II | 1926-2022 | Rest in Peace
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God bless you. I think Camilla will be eating sausage tonight too.
look at that piss poor excuse of a table. we’re a laughing stock.
No one is going to comment on Charles frantically panicking for a footman to move the pen box 
This shit is so sureal in 2022, expecting someone to shout "cut" any moment now.
traditional dictates she will do it from a balcony at buckingham palace. the king will proclaim “is she ready for the royal sausage!?” and the assembled crowd will “yay or nay” depending on whether or not she is deemed worthy. this is a formality and a yay will be delivered. the crowd will then watch on silently, clapping gently upon the king’s completion.
No one is going to comment on Charles frantically panicking for a footman to move the pen box
he’s king now, mate. he doesn’t need to move his own pen box.
A Royal facial from his highness.
So what do you all think of your new God given King, I’m not impressed personally.
fecking bank holiday, boys.
Not convinced until he rides off on a giant sandworm
How many billion is this going to cost?
Especially as Emperor Truss will be acting unchecked while the rest of you watch the news 24/7 and get distracted
Especially as Emperor Truss will be acting unchecked while the rest of you watch the news 24/7 and get distracted
tradition dictates he will finish upon her breasts, which will then be presented to the crowd.
i’m reassured that he’d look at me the way he looks upon his pen box.
He's only been the Prince of Wales. Its a farmers country. I don't think he can cut it in England on a cold Monday night in Stoke.
it’s all a smoke screen to allow us to build another fleet of wooden galleons and set sail to conquer the free world once more.
Imagine It‘ll be a bank holiday, no football on that day.
(QE2 1953 coronation was on a Tuesday)
You’re like the Bic amongst the Parkers.
I noticed that, the first time seemed to start as a joke but quickly turned to genuine annoyance each time.No one is going to comment on Charles frantically panicking for a footman to move the pen box
Power corrupts.
you’d expect a loyal and devoted slave, sorry, servant, to be attentive and proactive with regards to their master’s needs. rest assured he will be soundly dealt with, and will at this very moment, be receiving a public flogging round the back of horse guards, his children exiled and his “wealth” redistributed to the monarchy.
He really needs to go shake a few hands in Ireland so he can be a part of the peace process.
yep, looking forward to all the staged photo shoots. kc with a guinness in ireland, downing goon in australia, hanging out the back of a moose in canada.
Prefer it went to William.
Literally was a news report on it last night and articles about it online, take the loss MS with grace and dignity like her Majesty would have.
I'm in
you need a history lesson on your own country pal.Judging by the reaction I don't think the monarchy is going any time soon.
Another 9 days of this and I fully expect us to try and invade France.
This pomp and ceremony is exactly the kind of shit that needs to go.
That’s nothing to do with the Queen dying - that’s been inevitable since Truss got in!
Shouldn’t they be giving something to celebrate this like a free Big Mac or pint down Whetherspoons.
Not a bad idea. We should target their flanks. Having said that, they are defensively weak down the middle.
politicians and the media class really love monarchy because taxation without representation likes to see itself in the mirror. game knows game.
>30% of the country wants to abolish the monarchy. >60% of people under 25. so what happened to the bbc's need for "balance"? don't think i've seen any socialists or republicans on of late. now would be quite a good time, no?
>30% of the country wants to abolish the monarchy. >60% of people under 25. so what happened to the bbc's need for "balance"? don't think i've seen any socialists or republicans on of late. now would be quite a good time, no?
Watching some ceremonial bollocks but it's quite educational in a way. I have learned bears are seriously hairy feckers and make good hats. And more surprisingly Canada has some use in the world after all.
It's this kind of nonsense which stops me getting a good job and let's the foreigners in. Brexit was only the start. We won't stop until we've found out exactly why our lives are shit!
So beautiful. And to think some people would rather watch a bunch of sweaty guys kick a ball around.
This is so bizzare.
all joking aside, how long do as have to continue cascarinoing our food into the bin as a mark of a respect? i’m starting to feel quite feint.
When he pulls Excalibur out of the rock then I will be super impressed