Isn't that basically what it is now?
Queen Elizabeth II | 1926-2022 | Rest in Peace
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Everybody knows that lions are the real Zoo Monarchs.
No. They are legally the heads of state of the UK and 14 commonwealth countries. It seems it isn't only Brits who don't feel mature enough not to be ruled by British toffs. We pay them huge sums and they also earn even bigger money from the property and estates that they have inherited from past looting.
Well good luck with all that.
The less wankers like Harry getting air time the happier I am.
Won't happen. Not in the UK at least.
Of all the chinless wonders I dislike him about the least. At least he had the sense to get out more or less.
Each to his own but always hated the kid, maybe because he's a ginger
Well such is life, you won't always get what you wish.
Each to his own but always hated the kid, maybe because he's a ginger
Well such is life, you won't always get what you wish.
You aren't winning friends. I may or may not have been a tad ranga when younger
I may have to take that one backYou aren't winning friends. I may or may not have been a tad ranga when younger
You aren't winning friends. I may or may not have been a tad ranga when younger
And you live in Australia? Can you leave the house in daylight?
Sun cream is your friend.
Florists will rake it in when she pops her clogs. She might even get more floral tributes than the Princess of Hearts.
I take it all back, she's fine. Here she is today at the Royal Windsor Horse Show, which she never misses. The Telegraph has lots of pics of her smiling and walking with a stick. Her horses won some prizes.
So she’s WFH from now on, missing important functions of her work schedule but she’s absolutely fine to swan off to horse shows? She’s taking the country for mugs.I take it all back, she's fine. Here she is today at the Royal Windsor Horse Show, which she never misses. The Telegraph has lots of pics of her smiling and walking with a stick. Her horses won some prizes.
Grail Knight "You must choose. But choose wisely, as the true grail will bring you life, and the false grail will take it from you."
I think she thought "Bugger the State Opening of Parliament, that's boring, I'll save my energy for something I like." Mind you, anyone else would have been retired for 30 years at her age.Rees Mogg needs to take out those beefeaters with his giant manly hands, kick down the doors and drag this lazy benefit taking fecker back into the office.
Just a passive aggressive note written by quill on parchment is more likely.
If I went to place a bet that the Queen dies on May 30th, what would that pay?
It’ll depend on whether she dies that day.
They're not *my* plans, I'm just going to profit off them.
My preciousssss....
And it's only a little tin-pot cup, too. Still, it's the winning that counts or something.
fake. it’s just the queen’s head superimposed on lingard posing for the ‘gram with one of the motm trophies he got during his stint at west ham after one of our recent heavy defeats.
Her hands don't look like 96-year-old hands, that's for sure. My hands look older than hers, by a long way. Mind you, she's never had to do any manual work of any type, so that might be it.
I suppose she could be hepped up on happy pills to help her deal with her condition. Either that or somebody just told her that drinking from that chalice grants the gift of eternal life.
On a serious note, do you think that was her distancing herself from this government? She’s known for her “subtle” signals and this doesn’t seem very subtle.
I suppose it's possible. I bet she detests Johnson and his gang. It's a bit stark that she doesn't go to the formal event and then tips up happy as Larry to the horse show!
About 25 to life I should think.
Wow. No comment on how sexy she looks? Or one girl one cup? Or anything sexually related?
What happened to you dude?
Just pray this doesn't actually end up happening.
there’s a time and a place for that sort of thing but it never, never involves the queen. as citizens of her planet she should only ever be the subject of our adulation, salutes and banger hymns.
what we must never think of is her quivering breasts as big p readies himself to unleash a royal load on to her. only philly windsor should grow tumescent with the sight of her regal pouch being presented as she bends over an ornate chest of drawers, gifted by the king of portugal in the 1500s. only a cousin or another blood relative would be worthy of glimpsing the royal butthole, bleached and gaping after receiving a well mannered forearm.
Her loyal subjects shouldn't openly discuss such matters of grave consequence.
Come on, the celebrity death pool players have had it rough since Prince Philip passed away, if the Queen goes, who will they put there
There's a Platinum Jubilee celebration on ITV at the moment and they've got Tom Cruise on chatting with the hosts. At first, he had some kind words to say about Her Maj, then Schofield randomly segued into just having seen Top Gun Maverick and they've now been talking about the movie for the last 5 minutes.
Update - Cruise has gone now that his movie has been thoroughly plugged. Enter: Titchmarsh.
I'm guessing that due to the lack of further updates you clawed your eyes and ears out.