talks sense. Shame he can't get his ideas over as a coach. I do like as a person, but yeah, I don't think coaching is for him.
QF | England vs Switzerland | Netherlands vs Turkey
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) and Jamie (@Vault Dweller) are here to talk about United's dreadful home defeat at the hands of Big Ange's Tottenham Hotspur. Should this have been the end of Ten Hag? How long does he actually have left? And does Nik finally want ETH out?!
Just lip read Prince William “YESSSS COME ON YOU feckING BUNCH OF cnuts HAVE SOME OF THAT YOU NEUTRAL WANKERS”
him and Fabregas have been my favourites. Maybe because they don't normally do it (and I love them both).
saka is brilliant!
https://www.uefa.com/euro2024/match/2036208--england-vs-switzerland/statistics/
England had the better of the game. Saka's trickery should probably have led to a couple of goals in my opinion, best player on the pitch.
Switzerland had probably three periods in the game where they put England under sustained pressure but it didn't come to much.
The fact that England were poor doesn't make the opposition automatically better.
Waiting for the Telegraph to give him a 6 and Foden an 8
How can you lipread someone with a plum in their mouth?
England pre-Southgate in 65 years of major tournaments:
1 win
2 SF
England in 6 years under Southgate:
1 final
2 SF
I don’t rate him at all but that really is crazy (more how England have underperformed previously in fairness).
1 win
2 SF
England in 6 years under Southgate:
1 final
2 SF
I don’t rate him at all but that really is crazy (more how England have underperformed previously in fairness).
Saving the best for last. Finally we get to watch the future champions.
Pouring the salty tears from this thread into the ocean would raise sea levels by 15 inches.
Easiest knockout draw possibly in tournament history, outplayed in every single game of the tournament. Would be a bigger fluke than even Greece in 04. At least Greece had to beat the hosts twice.
He's quite a measured bloke anytime I've seen him interviewed. And he is surrounded by frothing idiots, so it's not a wild take.
They say it like it is. Breath of fresh air from the usual know-it-alls.
Lampard should take this up as a new career
He plays for the current Manchester trophy winning team.
Why did I ruin my mood by coming on here and reading the opinions of the most cynical, miserable bunch on the internet?
Oh man, Erdogan's wife has the same injury as that Romanian guy!
No Matterface on comms, ITV you’re spoiling us
Scored all 5 in euro 96 I think. Southgate was the 6th man.
What gets on my tits is that nobody runs into the six-yard box to get on the end of a cross or a rebound. Kane hands around the penalty spot or beyond. At least Toney is always in where it hurts.
Really? If it was a well placed shot that he did well to get to I'd be all for praising him, but it was a limply struck and terribly placed penalty that even a midget would have stopped had they picked the right direction.
Possession was about even, England had two more shots, the Swiss had more than double the xG.
Neither team really outperformed the other, but the Swiss at least had cohesion and a game plan. England looked devoid of a plan, as usual, but they have the individual quality to make things happen regardless.
Congrats to the team on a fantastic penalty shoot out win. The football still isn’t where we want it to be and it feels like England and Southgate are being relatively lucky to progress the way we are; but it takes some bottle to win that shoot out and credit has to go to the teams temperament and Southgate’s chances at the end (they were actually good here).
Fairly good first half but lucky to scrape by after
As incredible as it might seem I think it might be dislike.
He missed it and he’s a city player so why not?
Incorrect, he plays for City
We can if we can get to penalties. When is the last time anyone ever said that.
Bad miss Depay
Does Hargreaves ever say anything other than phrases like "that's right Fletch", "right you are Fletch"?
There's our Memphis.
I suddenly feel bullish on pens too
How did you know his nickname?
What if the most boring man in the world sold his soul to the devil? What would a realistic depiction of that look like?
This, I propose, is the question answered by Gareth Southgate's reign as England manager.
This, I propose, is the question answered by Gareth Southgate's reign as England manager.
Seems extremely petty
That’s just us England fans
Already a shot in the game. What? Why didn't they wait til late in the second half? 
i might be salty but what I said is true, isn't it? It's fine it's the expected result we always feck up when it counts. nothing new
God you're such an arsehole.