Oh so thats how it looks when RB crosses, interesting
Premier League Matchweek 3 (26-27 August)
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Nah, Holgate playing him on.
Rooney not getting the ball at all. Guess he is not going to lose the ball a lot today.
Morata with the 2nd.
I was yelling "Where's the fecking advantage ref" as that went in.
Everton are shite.
This Everton team is one of the most bizarrely random collection of footballers I've ever seen.
Can't defend. Can't attack. Can't hold it. Pointless side.
Genuinely one of those sides I couldn't care less if relegated (like Villa and a few others before).
Genuinely one of those sides I couldn't care less if relegated (like Villa and a few others before).
I'll probably switch to the Stoke game, this one is over.
Fullback with a pin point accurate cross? What kind of magic is that?
Everton is the definition of disjointed shite.
Ffs Everton, atleast stop this from being another 5-0.
Chelsea showing their title credentials. Its' a shite Everton performance but you can't discount how they beat Spurs with half a squad.
And Hazard is yet to come back. Quite formidable.
Chelsea showing their title credentials. Its' a shite Everton performance but you can't discount how they beat Spurs with half a squad.
And Hazard is yet to come back. Quite formidable.
Sadly its more a case of Chelsea being that much better than the opposite. Everton will have a good season.
I hope Everton are this shit when we play them
Everton look awful. Whats Koeman playing at? No balance whatsoever.
Morata 2-0
I do love playing with the jinxing gods of football!
Everton look shite. Sandro doesn't look interested, Rooney just jogs around, Gylfi as well. I'll donate 10 quid to a charity of @Niall's choosing if they score from open play in this game.
Cobbled together in wishful thinking like West Ham.
Did someone tell Everton they were playing Liverpool today or something?
Funny enough when you typed this he just lost the ball with a terrible first touch!
Nah. They are shite. Both of their matches before this were dire as well, 10 men City outplayed them for the best part of the match.
3-4-3 is a fad that managers need to realise. Not just Everton but a lot of other teams.
Sure it works if you have the right players but thats rare
Feels like Koeman is propagating the LvG philosophy today.
Aren't they enemies?
Aren't they enemies?
How the feck have Chelsea managed to score 2 goals? 
This is so boring it feels like a chore to watch
This is so boring it feels like a chore to watch
Ok, didn't get it immediately
That's either some very sensitive pitch side mics or its dead silent at the Bridge .
Considering they don't really have the squad to win it it'll be interesting to see how quickly Koeman gives up on the Europa League.
Who the feck is this Sandro guy anyway? he looks absolute shite compared to Calvert-Lewin.
No. Just read their forum and see what they think of past games. They have been brutal attacking-wise right from the beginning of this season. They will struggle to score any goals.
So easy.
Everton are shite.
Glad this brings them down to earth as their fans have been getting ahead of themselves recently.
Glad this brings them down to earth as their fans have been getting ahead of themselves recently.
Rooney just realized he is playing with shit around him.
Any gifs about what happened before Morata scored? He obviously went down again and Everton's defender seemed to tell him off.
Another dive?
Another dive?
Ye. They havent got the wing backs for it. The three up top are too static and they have no one in midfield to get their foot on the ball.
Really is awful to watch.
Koeman will need to change something for second half.
Ex-Barca player. Had a good season for Malaga last year.
They're Dutch, of course they're enemies