Premier League Matchweek 3 (26-27 August)

I hate 3 at the back for mid table PL clubs.
I think it suits the teams at the top or bottom more. Mid table teams suddenly become very defensive with 3 at the back.
Everton look ridiculous without any options going forward.
 
See why they've put that game on now? How else would you ever find out??

God bless you Rupe.

I'm also taking your advice in reporting that despicable illegal online stream of Chelsea v Everton. I just need to examine it in prolonged detail so I can draw up a fully informed dossier for the relevant authorities.
 
Everton are shit, I mean literally shite. They have bought poorly and better not sell Barkley because what they have got is not near better.
 
To make it even worse this Stoke game is boring as feck.
 
We have the wrong system. 3-5-2 or 5-3-2 is shit. We should have signed wingers instead of buying one of Klaasen/Siggy (The former cause he's shit).
 
Everton are shit, I mean literally shite. They have bought poorly and better not sell Barkley because what they have got is not near better.

Everton are spineless and have been for years. They'll turn it on once in a while but my word they have mentality issues. Then again, they had Moyes for 3 million years so it might be understandable.
 
I don't know what Everton are trying to do here, they'd be better off with Sigurdsson deeper and Calvert Lewin up front to at least have a chance of doing something on the break.
 
I hope we thump Everton on the 16th/17th. Very dull team but won't be surprised if these lot turn up then. It will be fun beating them even more if that's the case.
 
I do have a horrible sense of Fernando Torres flavoured deja vu with Morata.

When we were linked with him loads of people on here said he could be our Torres. Maybe he could also be your Torres again ;)
 
Did the mic actually pick up when Rüdiger blew his nose? Is it that fecking quiet at the Bridge?
 
Kante is fantastic. And he cost Chelsea nothing in today's market.

Once Hazard is back, Chelsea will be a force again.
 
Do Chelsea fans have any song other than saying "Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea" in some tune?
It's just about keeping their money together to comply with FFP. Just like in church, you'd need to hand out free books if you have multiple songs.

Liverpool have been successfully applying this for decades, that's why they can afford to hold onto Coutinho.
 
I hate 3 at the back for mid table PL clubs.
I think it suits the teams at the top or bottom more. Mid table teams suddenly become very defensive with 3 at the back.
Everton look ridiculous without any options going forward.
Koeman is a very defensive manager though. His teams are tumescent to watch. It must be a Dutch thing.
 
Ashley Williams you fecking idiot. Instead of shouting at Morata, keep defending.
 
We have been terrible. Absolutely terrible. First time in a while I feel like rage quitting a game.
 
After seeing him a few times I really like Morata.... and there you go he scores... He'll score a few this season. Would've done the job for United (still happy we have Lukaku though).
 
Pet peeve when the full back stays so far behind the line he plays everyone offside.