If he didn't get one last week for his Eddie Gerrieuro fish flop against Baines, he's not getting one here.
Premier League Matchweek 3 (26-27 August)
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If he didn't get one last week for his Eddie Gerrieuro fish flop against Baines, he's not getting one here.
As if, he did it last week too and quelle surprise, he gets away with it
Finally, a normal sized human being up top for Bournemouth.
Getting closerSo when is this retrospective diving ban coming into play then? Augero to miss half the season
After the ones he got away with earlier in the week? This retrospective action is already dead.
The cameras are so low on that stadium. I don't like it. You see a very small part of the pitch.
3pm line ups
Good decision, they need someone to fight for the ball up top
City are closer sadly.
Bournemouth needs a miracle to end the game with a draw.
Bournemouth needs a miracle to end the game with a draw.
What time will city score?... I am predicting 83'
Pretty sure you only get banned if the dive lead to a penalty or sending off.
eeek
That's how you take a corner. Bournemouth could learn a thing or two.
77'
Aguero
Pathetic dive, tbh.
93'
Cook
Stuck £20 on the inevitable City win. Double your money lads!
They are gonna score in 10 minutes.
I can't help it. I'm starting to believe.
First time United get a dodgy penalty.
Can't believe Sky are serving-up WBA vs. Stoke when Chelsea vs. Everton is on at the same time 
Both Cook and Kompany should have been sent off long ago.
I knew he reminded me of someone!
Wish Allan Smith would keep his penis in his trousers when talking about Gabriel Jesus. We get it Allan, he's good.
Mike Dean is hilarious
Otamendi hits the post
Can't believe Sky are serving-up WBA vs. Stoke when Chelsea vs. Everton is on at the same time
I was thinking exactly the same yesterday. Then i thought it was on BT. But nope.
Why is Watford persisting with Amrabat? He is grim.
Mendy is just a left sided French version of Micah Richards. Uses his physical assets to get himself out of tricky situations.
Another game where we're making it too hard on ourselves. Letting these teams get ahead of us just gives them a reason to park the bus. It'll be touch and go whether we break them down here.
I like their defensive strategy of taking turns kicking King.
I was trying to remember who he reminded me of! It is definitely Richards.
feck off Otamendi.Given the amount of money Sky and BT pay them, it's an absolute joke that they let the FA/Premier League dictate which games they can and can't broadcast. Little wonder that streaming has become an issue for the game, not just the prices but simply the lack of legitimate options to see games basically forcing people to look elsewhere.