Reminds me of the Monty Python skit where they just mill around at kickoff
Premier League Gameweek 5
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik and Imran are here to talk about a frustrating 2 points dropped at Crystal Palace. They then discuss the regeneration of Old Trafford. Finally, Nik is joined by special guest Michael Statham from the Football Oranje podcast - who gives us a more in depth look at our EL opposition FC Twente, and then runs through the (many) Dutch connections currently at United.
Havertz is a bit of a prick
Should honestly card Rodri for that shite
Doubtful. Arsenal have an ongoing injurycrisissituation
Rodri just trying to get Havertz a card 
Rodri is a pussy.
What the feck was all that about?
Havertz could break a concrete wall with his shoulder
100%. Literally trying to get a player sent off in the first minute.
God I hope that club gets liquidated
Rip in pepperoni Rodri
Thought Rodri blocked his run, so he deserved that.
Butcher redeemed for the weekend then. That WAS intentional.
You'd think so by the fuss.
That's one of the most bizarre things I've seen on a pitch
There should be some rule where obvious play acting means you wait 5 to 10 mins on the sideline before being allowed back on
Feck off Neville
Spicy! Shame that gutless coward is in charge of this match.
Haaland, you clumsy great oaf.
That was a bit naughty.
Gary Neville with his ‘oooo’ moment in the first few mins
Oh Haalaaaand
Gary ooooooooo Neville
Neville is such a little shit stirring grass these days.
I genuinely thought Rodri had done his ACL or something the way he went down.
I genuinely thought Rodri had done his ACL or something the way he went down.
Get in Haaland, have him
Commentators trying to make something out of nothing there.
It is doubtful but Brentford can give them a good game and score in the first min. They’ll get chances, they just need to defend.
Inevitable when he’s being forced to play football every week.
The movement shows that was clearly intentional, and I'd guess it was very much targeted and planned too given how instant it was.
Reminds me of the New Zealanders slamming home Brian O'Driscoll that time.
Reminds me of the New Zealanders slamming home Brian O'Driscoll that time.
Rodri very tired isn’t he
Collapsing with exhaustion
Close City
Easy for Haaland.
That didn't take long.
Easy as that.
Game over already
So easy.
Haaland 1-0
Too easy.
Someone up the difficulty.
Someone up the difficulty.