No not at all, I'm all for reading baseless rumour. I liked the way you built an entirely fictional scenario with Nani turning down contracts and staying an extra season after previously asking to leave. Was interesting reading what Nani maybe did/might do/could have said/probably didnt do and how that means that he could/will/might/won't leave this summer.
Edit: ps, for what it's worth, I never even said Nani wouldn't leave this summer, I asked why United would get rid of a tried and tested, quality player to sign an untested one for a similar fee. Unless you think selling Nani for £30 million or so, and signing Gaitan for more makes sense, then I'm sure you agree?