Comsmit
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Wow how fecking spoilt are you?
Damn that old generous rogue Sir Alex Ferguson. He always did dish out too many Werthers to us sickly kids.
Wow how fecking spoilt are you?
We are short in midfield, most of all in quality, not quantity. Its been blindingly fecking obvious for years. Hopefully its the quality measure the club provide. Until there are significant additions signed, sealed and delivered then this kind of speil means sweet fanny feck all adams.
Fellaini is a better header of the ball than Rooney. How many did he score from Baines crosses?
It's not though. It's people like him that feck me off because they jump on the Top Red bandwagon whenever anything negative is posted about the club. It's why the Caf is such a good forum, people are free to speak their mind, be it negative or positive. It'd be a pretty dull world if everyone was told to agree with one another. He might find that it makes the Caf a "very tiresome place", well grand, that's his opinion, that doesn't make it correct.
I'd rather have a Cosmit who speaks his mind be it wrongly or rightly than some geezer that talks down to people. That is of course... my opinion
Anyway, this is gone madly offtopic. So that'll be my last post in here. In short, chill the feck out Rowem, Dave wtf you say that for you cretin.
/leaves stage to the left.
Rowem in self-gratification shocker.
Exactly how do you decide that I pay a single blind bit of attention to the cesspool that is Twitter? I don't post in that thread, I barely look in that thread. I don't think I've posted once in the Thiago thread...because I don't buy into bollocky little snippets of bullshit from wannabe football agents and egotistical journalists.
What I do pay attention to are press releases from the club that generally follow a trend or pattern. Let me put this straight, I'm reacting the way I do because I'm tired of reading the same old guff every pre-season, guff that doesn't need to be said, guff that United subscribe too more than most. Sure big clubs comment on the odd rumour, but by in large they shut up and get their business done. I'm not suggesting we don't get business done, but I'd rather the club talk about it when the bread is on the table. Then we can all relax, have a nice mug of herbal tea and satisfy ourselves to our hearts content.
Goddamit, now all I can think is how cool it would be if we signed Thiago, did a big Barcelona style 'presentation' of the player, and he sashayed onto the OT turf with Stevie Wonder's Signed Sealed Delivered, I'm Yours ringing out!
He's not a better header than Rooney was that season. Rooney had the best conversion rate with headers that season.
Fellaini is just incredibly hard to stop getting to the ball when he has a run at it as Vidic has found out a few times. His conversion rate isnt that great
You appear to have confused a Sun article as being a press release from the club.
Twitter, tabloids, same shit. It's all unfounded speculation about how we do our business, and you lap it up on queue.
Quite a bizarre accusation that United talk too much. United barely ever comment on transfer rumours compared to other big clubs. Of the big clubs, we're most certainly one of the most likely to keep tight-lipped whilst going about our business.
Biggest hint yet at Fellaini. Would make us much taller in there
I thought the whole interview was listed in the Telegraph. I'm not accusing them of talking too much, just regurgitating the same pap time and again. Its not transfer rumours, its the constant need to somehow reassure, when that comes with the conclusion of business.
There are shitloads of press releases or interviews since 2009 dealing with the same rhetoric displayed in the most recent comments. I would look a few up but you don't need any help there's fecking stacks to sift through. Besides I can't be arsed arguing with you....its a sunny day outside and I've got rivers to jump into.
Something like that would boost Baines crossing stats somewhat then. That's why we can't be fooled too much by them. He's a good player with very good delivery but the reason he's 'created' so many chances is because Everton's team were set up to utilise him due to their lack of quality and the fact that he takes all the set pieces for a team designed to rely on set pieces. That won't happen at Utd to anywhere near the same extent.He's not a better header than Rooney was that season. Rooney had the best conversion rate with headers that season.
Fellaini is just incredibly hard to stop getting to the ball when he has a run at it as Vidic has found out a few times. His conversion rate isnt that great
Fellaini played very high up this season and is a very good header of the ball, yes he didn't score many from Baines crosses. No one's denying Baines a is a good player but he will not improve us substantially if at all. If Baines has better crossing, then Evra is a better dribbler and we'll lose that part of Evra's game.
And the 'number of chances created' is a pointless stat
Something like that would boost Baines crossing stats somewhat then. That's why we can't be fooled too much by them. He's a good player with very good delivery but the reason he's 'created' so many chances is because Everton's team were set up to utilise him due to their lack of quality and the fact that he takes all the set pieces for a team designed to rely on set pieces. That won't happen at Utd to anywhere near the same extent.
But, how about spend the cash on a central midfielder instead?
Our ability to cross isn't contingent on buying Baines - Young, Nani, Valencia, Rafael and Evra are all capable of producing good crosses for our forwards.
Yawn. United come out with the same old tiresome rhetoric every summer. If they are working so very hard then I expect some terrific reesults from that. Seriously quit the jibba-jabba and shut up until the right players are actually signed, then talk about it all you like. Its this constant insecure need to profess that there is money, we know who we want, the Glazers are fecking amazing yada yada. Only difference now is its Moyes working from Ferguson's script.
We are short in midfield, most of all in quality, not quantity. Its been blindingly fecking obvious for years. Hopefully its the quality measure the club provide. Until there are significant additions signed, sealed and delivered then this kind of speil means sweet fanny feck all adams.
They dribbled (successfully) the same amount this season. If Evra is better at it its minimally. Whereas Baines crossing is light years ahead.
Chances created is not a pointless stat, neither is key passes which Baines had the most of in the entire league for almost the whole season. Silva just about came back at the end so Baines finished 2nd with 0.2 less key passes a match
People - THIS is why posting all this twitter bollocks is dangerous for the Cafe.
There are a certain % of posters, of which Comsmit is one of the worst, who are obsessed with moaning, crying and whinging about everything United do.
The people who post the twitter stuff might well be doing so in good humour, fully aware of it's lack of reliability, but dullards like Comsmit take it as all the ammo they need to launch into yet another rant about United doing everything wrong. And this attitude slowly grows and spreads and makes the forum a very tiresome place. In a few months time it'll probably be accepted as fact by many that United didn't see Thiago as a priority, when in truth there is nothing even resembling concrete evidence to prove so.
It's not though. It's people like him that feck me off because they jump on the Top Red bandwagon whenever anything negative is posted about the club. It's why the Caf is such a good forum, people are free to speak their mind, be it negative or positive. It'd be a pretty dull world if everyone was told to agree with one another. He might find that it makes the Caf a "very tiresome place", well grand, that's his opinion, that doesn't make it correct.
I'd rather have a Cosmit who speaks his mind be it wrongly or rightly than some geezer that talks down to people. That is of course... my opinion
Anyway, this is gone madly offtopic. So that'll be my last post in here. In short, chill the feck out Rowem, Dave wtf you say that for you cretin.
/leaves stage to the left.
You only have a problem with the answers the club give because you don't believe them.
Which goes back to my original point. That you have your mind made up before you even read the quotes. You believe that United are lying to you from a prepared script to deflect from the real truth that there is no money to spend.
And Baines crosses from open play fetched how many goals for Everton last season?
The most pointless stats going I reckon. Any pass that leads to a shot at goal is a chance created. All that tells me in Baines gets forward a lot which I already know
This is the harm of it:
That is not charming, childish fantasy. Yet it's the end result of some seemingly innocuous transfer muppetry.
Iiiii-eeeeuuuurrgggh. Wrong again Rowem do you want to move to double jeopardy where the scores can really change?
You can't tell everything with stats: if a back decides to do so - he can easily cross 20 times each match - doesn't necessary mean it was the right decision to cross 20 times each match.
You can also turn things around and ask like you did "and how many goals did Baines crossing give Everton from open play?" - but if you look at the players Everton are likely to have in the box from open play - how can you expect them to score a lot of goals from open play ?
We have RvP, Hernandez and Rooney in the box (who scored almost 50 goals between them) - Everton had Jelavic and Anichebe as strikers - both scored 8 goals. They also had Fellaini but he usually played as a central midfielder
If Baines deliever the same crosses at United as he did at Everton - he will probably get twice as many assists.
I'd be delighted if we got Baines, the consistency of his attacking play down the left is great and his delivery fantastic. He will work well with any of our left wingers, better than Evra. Main thing is he will be able to put in some quality crosses from the overlapping position, something which Evra struggled with IMO.
I agree with the notion of Baines and rate him. He tends to cut inside though, with so many right footed wingers I'm not so sure that will work too well.
Ne he wouldn't. Any improvement would be marginal and not a priority at any rate
Moyes seems to think it is - is he wrong & you're right then?
Was Fergie wrong aswell, given the fact he was chasing him last summer?
To say Baines wouldnt improve the side is deluded. Best full-back in the Prem & the first name on Uniteds potential transfer target list by all media outlets. Why's that? Because everyone see's our left-side as problematic with Evra & Buttner as back-up!
Wish people would drop this whole "priority" crap - as if everyone doesnt fecking know what the priority is. The priority is much more than a feckin mid-fielder - we need atleast two to keep up with whats comin this season, then we need to better that by gettin some magic in. Anyone thinks that we'll win the league with the squad we have now are fooling themselves, we won the league quite easily in the end but we dont have Fergie anymore & he could get the best out any team.
We dont know if Moyes can do here, what he did with Everton, but i trust him alright, just hope we improve on what we have - a left-back, centre-back (cant risk the same shit happening every year), 2 central mid-fielders... & that bitta magic would be lovely too: Ronnie & Bale!
Its not my money, so spend all you want Moyesy
Moyes seems to think it is - is he wrong & you're right then?
Was Fergie wrong aswell, given the fact he was chasing him last summer?
To say Baines wouldnt improve the side is deluded. Best full-back in the Prem & the first name on Uniteds potential transfer target list by all media outlets. Why's that? Because everyone see's our left-side as problematic with Evra & Buttner as back-up!
Wish people would drop this whole "priority" crap - as if everyone doesnt fecking know what the priority is. The priority is much more than a feckin mid-fielder - we need atleast two to keep up with whats comin this season, then we need to better that by gettin some magic in. Anyone thinks that we'll win the league with the squad we have now are fooling themselves, we won the league quite easily in the end but we dont have Fergie anymore & he could get the best out any team.
We dont know if Moyes can do here, what he did with Everton, but i trust him alright, just hope we improve on what we have - a left-back, centre-back (cant risk the same shit happening every year), 2 central mid-fielders... & that bitta magic would be lovely too: Ronnie & Bale!
Its not my money, so spend all you want Moyesy
If we don't strengthen the midfield then I don't think we'll win the title either, I'd have us third favourites behind Chelsea and then city actually. You're seriously underestimating Sir Alex's impact on this club if you think we can win the title no problem with the squad we have. It is possible of course, but unlikely seeing as both Chelsea and city have strengthened, and brought in more successful managers to replace who they had.He won't improve our team substantially which is what you said. You are massively underrating Evra or really overrating Baines if you think that. I have actually said Baines might marginally improve us so not sure what you're talking about there.
The bit in bold is hilarious.
You've just alluded to it yourself - we just need to get our wingers back into the form they're capable of. It just seems like folly to buy a left back on the basis he can cross the ball well, especially when we already have that skill set (albeit currently dormant) in our squad.
Did I touch a nerve?
If we don't strengthen the midfield then I don't think we'll win the title either, I'd have us third favourites behind Chelsea and then city actually. You're seriously underestimating Sir Alex's impact on this club if you think we can win the title no problem with the squad we have. It is possible of course, but unlikely seeing as both Chelsea and city have strengthened, and brought in more successful managers to replace who they had.
I said it before, as long as we get a midfielder in, i don't care who we get next after that. Can be another Bebe for all i care