walsh
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"We are short in midfield.....so I've decided to convert Phil Jones into a full-time central midfielder and I've asked Phil Neville and Paul Scholes to play for another year."
How about not posting every single piece of shit and stating it like it's fact? Tabloids are not much better, but at least a few years ago people were aware that it was all bollocks. The strange thing is that people seem to give more credence to what the journos say on twitter than to what they actually publish in the paper. Tabloid journalists on twitter is the absolute lowest of the low.
Oh well that confirms it! A self-publicizing journalist claims to have inside information - it MUST be true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can't we lock all twitter nonsense - and more importantly, all of the half-brained, cretinous, retarded dullards who believe this shit - into one thread?
Stop polluting the forum with such trivial and unfounded rumours. The affect is that this place is slowly becoming diseased with this fecking bollocks. Nothing stories spread like fecking viruses.
Seriously. feck OFF.
"We are short in midfield"
Is it too early to put a Moyes statue up outside?
I get what you're saying alright & i'm saying that i totally disagree. As much as i love Evra, Baines is far better than Evra in every department & is ready-made to play in any top European team & be exceptional aswell. No-one at United can touch him & Fabio/Buttner cant be trusted in big games either. They've a long way to go to be even first-teamers & we shouldnt just sit still with this loyalty to the players we have nonsense - thats rose-tinted glasses shit right there & left-back position needs an upgrade now.
Baines is excellent defensively, works hard & tracks back with equal determination as going forward - if we can get him, he'd put goals on a plate for our forward line. Evra cant even cross his arms for feck sake, nevermind whip a ball into the box, he's always caught out of position & doesnt bother his arse in trackin back either & that shits been goin on for about 3 seasons too. Last season he was better, but it wouldnt have been hard compared to the previous 2 seasons where he was a liability against the better sides.
Baines would improve our team to whole new levels, his stats as an attacking force in all leagues in Europe are above everyone elses, even Ronnie & Messi.
http://squawka.com/news/2013/06/20/...2012-13-season/2013062011249/top10facts1#main
Leighton Baines has created more goal-scoring opportunities this season than Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo combined
The ex-Wigan left-back has had an incredible season for the Toffees defensively and going forward, but nobody expected him to be Everton’s main creative force. Whether it’s from crosses, corners, free-kicks or drifting inside, Baines is a lethal provider for his club and many Premier League teams will be aware of the threat he poses next season, especially if new manager Roberto Martinez employs his favoured 3-4-3 system.
No offence man, but there's feck all happening after the season finishes & we're all nosey bastards who just want to know whats goin on with our club. Its silly-season, its called that for a reason & no-one died for God sake. Chill out & allow yourself to get excited a little. This lark reminds me of the "Religion" thread on CE forum - show me proof right now etc..
Dont let things bother you so much - its only a feckin game at the end of the day man... yeah right - like i meant that ha ha ha :-)
Perhaps, although I thought the above was a quote from Dave. If it isn't, then yeah, would seem to be probably nonsense. Urgo, lets kill LR7 for posting it.
Muppet season brings the worst out of people like the above. Hilarious reaction
Well considering the guy that made the Tweet was the guy who wrote the article in the OP whom is currently following the United tour in Bangkok. It's not some random bloke sitting in a dark room in London.
You can throw all the stats and articles at me that you like. The fact remains that the left back position is no where near as pressing as you make out. Baines isn't going to be our European silver bullet.
Huh? Can you read?
Yeah, and he just so happened to forget to put the only specific piece of information into the article.
"Hmm, Moyes said that Thiago wasn't a priority. I wonder if that's worth putting into my article? Nah, best not."
He actually could be against certain teams who play narrow, and if Rooney learns how to head the ball again
We've got more than enough width in our squad as things stand - it'd help if just one of our wingers could get their crossing mojo back.
I'm not one of those people who doesn't rate Baines - I just don't think it's a pressing issue for us.
Absolute bollocks!!
Came into this thread thinking we had no money at all..Had a massive rant prepared and now I don't know what to say!
feck you Moyes!!...My life is now officially shit!
With Baines it wouldnt matter if Bebe started every game, we'd have quality delivery into the box time and again
I don't think that there is such a big difference. We haven't heard Moyes saying that there is no budget limit, and that same journo is claiming to have had lunch with Moyes and that Moyes apparently told him that we have an unlimited budget and Thiago wasn't never a priority.
About making quotes, it is a Sun journalist and we know how reliable Sun is.
I said in the other thread.
If as is now widely believed, Bayern will sign Thiago, what is the point of Moyes now saying he was a priority?
Yeah, and he just so happened to forget to put the only specific piece of information into the article.
"Hmm, Moyes said that Thiago wasn't a priority. I wonder if that's worth putting into my article? Nah, best not."
You don't visit the cool places on the Caf otherwise you'd understand the reference! Damien, we could do with a Caf Dictionary!
But, how about spend the cash on a central midfielder instead?
Our ability to cross isn't contingent on buying Baines - Young, Nani, Valencia, Rafael and Evra are all capable of producing good crosses for our forwards.
Yawn. United come out with the same old tiresome rhetoric every summer. If they are working so very hard then I expect some terrific reesults from that. Seriously quit the jibba-jabba and shut up until the right players are actually signed, then talk about it all you like. Its this constant insecure need to profess that there is money, we know who we want, the Glazers are fecking amazing yada yada. Only difference now is its Moyes working from Ferguson's script.
We are short in midfield, most of all in quality, not quantity. Its been blindingly fecking obvious for years. Hopefully its the quality measure the club provide. Until there are significant additions signed, sealed and delivered then this kind of speil means sweet fanny feck all adams.
People - THIS is why posting all this twitter bollocks is dangerous for the Cafe.
There are a certain % of posters, of which Comsmit is one of the worst, who are obsessed with moaning, crying and whinging about everything United do.
The people who post the twitter stuff might well be doing so in good humour, fully aware of it's lack of reliability, but dullards like Comsmit take it as all the ammo they need to launch into yet another rant about United doing everything wrong. And this attitude slowly grows and spreads and makes the forum a very tiresome place. In a few months time it'll probably be accepted as fact by many that United didn't see Thiago as a priority, when in truth there is nothing even resembling concrete evidence to prove so.
How about not posting every single piece of shit and stating it like it's fact? Tabloids are not much better, but at least a few years ago people were aware that it was all bollocks. The strange thing is that people seem to give more credence to what the journos say on twitter than to what they actually publish in the paper. Tabloid journalists on twitter is the absolute lowest of the low.
Yawn. United come out with the same old tiresome rhetoric every summer. If they are working so very hard then I expect some terrific reesults from that. Seriously quit the jibba-jabba and shut up until the right players are actually signed, then talk about it all you like. Its this constant insecure need to profess that there is money, we know who we want, the Glazers are fecking amazing yada yada. Only difference now is its Moyes working from Ferguson's script.
We are short in midfield, most of all in quality, not quantity. Its been blindingly fecking obvious for years. Hopefully its the quality measure the club provide. Until there are significant additions signed, sealed and delivered then this kind of speil means sweet fanny feck all adams.
Well considering the guy that made the Tweet was the guy who wrote the article in the OP whom is currently following the United tour in Bangkok. It's not some random bloke sitting in a dark room in London.
Good post
I'm touched by your concern but don't worry, whilst I am somewhat irked I'm mostly laughing at the muppetry, I'm not genuinely angered by it. Over the top derision is my style of humour.
I do think it's a shame though. I remember when transfer muppetry used to be about making pretty formations and fantasizing about how the team is going to play next season. Now it's all a load of wannabe managers and chairman moaning about policies and moves made by the club without any actual information. The former was innocent and charming, the latter is something altogether different.
Its just a bitta fantasy football for Christ sake man. I really dont see the harm. We're all kids at heart & personally speaking - i'll never stop fantasing as if it was me scoring for United or what i would have done if i was in a certain position our player found himself in, but didnt score etc.
Just let boys be boys. Blokes get enough reality-checks from their birds - thats the whole point of the Caf in many respects..
Yawn. United come out with the same old tiresome rhetoric every summer. If they are working so very hard then I expect some terrific reesults from that. Seriously quit the jibba-jabba and shut up until the right players are actually signed, then talk about it all you like. Its this constant insecure need to profess that there is money, we know who we want, the Glazers are fecking amazing yada yada. Only difference now is its Moyes working from Ferguson's script.
We are short in midfield, most of all in quality, not quantity. Its been blindingly fecking obvious for years. Hopefully its the quality measure the club provide. Until there are significant additions signed, sealed and delivered then this kind of speil means sweet fanny feck all adams.
You can throw all the stats and articles at me that you like. The fact remains that the left back position is no where near as pressing as you make out. Baines isn't going to be our European silver bullet.
He would vastly improve our team to no end. Thats all i need to know & its not your money anyway, so whats the big deal?!
Without stating the obvious like you have, of course left-back isnt the main priority, but Moyes wants Baines in probably before Martinez gets into his head & maybe offers him an enlarged contract. Baines would be mad to turn a move down to us - he wont ever play Champions League football with Everton & he'd be in his element playin with our forward line too. Sure Fergie tried to sign him last Summer aswell, but maybe didnt persue it too much in case he pissed Moyes off too much than he most likely was at the time!
He actually could be against certain teams who play narrow, and if Rooney learns how to head the ball again
He would vastly improve our team to no end. Thats all i need to know & its not your money anyway, so whats the big deal?!
Without stating the obvious like you have, of course left-back isnt the main priority, but Moyes wants Baines in probably before Martinez gets into his head & maybe offers him an enlarged contract. Baines would be mad to turn a move down to us - he wont ever play Champions League football with Everton & he'd be in his element playin with our forward line too. Sure Fergie tried to sign him last Summer aswell, but maybe didnt persue it too much in case he pissed Moyes off too much than he most likely was at the time!
Exactly!
Rooney was prolific that season with headed goals because of Valencia & Nani's inch-perfect crossing, they've had a bittuva mare season past, but they could come good as its world-cup year & good players who've lost form, generally put a much improved shift in during that season before the WC. Its traditionally a good year for football, with players playin outta there skins to make international squads.
Havin those two back on form with delivery etc & Baines on the left - we'd score bucket-loads i reckon!
Exactly!
Rooney was prolific that season with headed goals because of Valencia & Nani's inch-perfect crossing, they've had a bittuva mare season past, but they could come good as its world-cup year & good players who've lost form, generally put a much improved shift in during that season before the WC. Its traditionally a good year for football, with players playin outta there skins to make international squads.
Havin those two back on form with delivery etc & Baines on the left - we'd score bucket-loads i reckon!
People - THIS is why posting all this twitter bollocks is dangerous for the Cafe.
There are a certain % of posters, of which Comsmit is one of the worst, who are obsessed with moaning, crying and whinging about everything United do.
The people who post the twitter stuff might well be doing so in good humour, fully aware of it's lack of reliability, but dullards like Comsmit take it as all the ammo they need to launch into yet another rant about United doing everything wrong. And this attitude slowly grows and spreads and makes the forum a very tiresome place. In a few months time it'll probably be accepted as fact by many that United didn't see Thiago as a priority, when in truth there is nothing even resembling concrete evidence to prove so.