Editor: 'So have you got a Mourinho story for ready for print'
Journalist: 'Mourinho? No, there's been no developments, think the contract signing is on tuesday'
E: 'But everyone wants to read about Mourinho'
J: 'I know but there is nothing to write, we don't have any information'
E: 'What about his transfer targets?'
J: 'What transfer targets?'
E: 'You know players he's going for'
J: 'We don't know any, not a lot I can do'
E: 'I guess you could just make them up out of thin air mainly based on players who have played for him in the past, are from his country, known previous targets from the last 10 years at any club or just players he been in the same stadium on one or more occasions'
J: 'Thanks boss, I'll have it ready in five'
A conversation that has just taken place in every newsroom in the country.
Certain members of the squad feel Mourinho will adopt a pragmatic approach at Old Trafford similar to Van Gaal’s much maligned tactics.
Same story in the Independent too.
How do all 3 of them have the exact same story at the same time?
With the senior players refusing to accept criticism from the manager, I wonder how much of the problem is LVG?
Anyway, I hope Mourinho or whoever the new manager is to be utterly ruthless and cull these bunch of senior citizens with the delicate egos. These guys are suppose to lead the youth not sow discord.
It's as true as this : if you already believe it this is simply confirmation. If you don't already believe it then it's nonsense.How true is this?
Forgive me if I can't muster up a single tear for the Glazers.His wages keep going up every day
We were allegedly paying him £4m not to go to any other club when there was no other top club to go to. It's well known he's wanted the Utd job for years so even if there was a sniff of it why would he take another job and forego the chance of Utd?His wages keep going up every day
If Mourinho knows what's good for him - he'll make it his business to find out and tell Woodward in no uncertain terms that they've got to go. This sort of attitude partly hampered us this season.. I don't want us dealing with this next season as well - especially with a volatile character like Mourinho. It'll turn into a nightmare probably and affect our performances on the pitch - which is all that matters at the end of the day.Very interesting read that Guardian article. Seems to mention a lot of stuff that seemed to rumured all season.
Would like to know what players were against Mourinho in favour of Giggs (Rooney and Carrick no doubt).
For some reason I'm expecting a massive shit storm further down the line about what was actually going on behind the scenes at this club this season.
Comparing him to the 1986 SAF they're both alike, cut from the same cloth, the only difference is the color of their passport.
H
DDG
Stones, Smalling, Marquinhos, Shaw
Rooney, Scheiderlin
James, Aubameyang, Martial
Ibrahimovic
Giggs just needs to go. Can't stomach the man and I can't stomach the fact he thinks he is entitled to the Manchester United managers job.
Mourinho worked with Sir Bobby Robson in the 90s but didn't expect the managerial jobs to be handed to him. He left and made a name for himself. He's earned this job. Go do the fecking same Ryan.
Liverpool
Think we're desperate for resorting to signing Mou and hate us all the more now
Downplaying his previous achievements and think he's overrated
Thinks he will struggle to get top 4 here
Interesting piece in the Guardian by Daniel Taylor:
https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...an-gaal-manchester-united-players-near-mutiny
This kind of worries me a bit because by the sounds of it we have a squad full of players who don't like being criticised or held accountable and who can't errr boil eggs. Also note that the Hoek/De Gea relationship isn't as great as it sounds. I'm a bit worried that most managers will struggle with a set of players like that.
Really??? Our most successful player ever, a true one club player and responsible for some of the most exciting football I've had the pleasure to see. Apart from being unfaithful to his wife and wanting the United job (who wouldn't want it), what exactly has he done to upset you so much?
Would love for us to get Marquinhos, Ibrahimovic and Higuian.
Who do you bench then, Martial and Rashford? Or do you really think Ibra and Higuain will sit on the bench?
Who do you bench then, Martial and Rashford? Or do you really think Ibra and Higuain will sit on the bench?
I thought Moyes was the one "cut from the same cloth" as Fergie.
Scouted some other teams' forums and this seems to be the general consensus among them:
Arsenal
Surprised that a "class" club like us would sign a "classless ****" as manager.
Generally worried and seemed resigned to the fact that they'll lose their fixtures against us.
Chelsea
Most don't resent Mou but felt that he had always wanted this job
Think that he will be winning trophies here
City
Don't seem to be worried (probably because they have Pep)
Mostly laughing at us for our treatment of LVG
Liverpool
Think we're desperate for resorting to signing Mou and hate us all the more now
Downplaying his previous achievements and think he's overrated
Thinks he will struggle to get top 4 here
With the senior players refusing to accept criticism from the manager, I wonder how much of the problem is LVG?
You could add Moyes there too.
Anyway, I hope Mourinho or whoever the new manager is to be utterly ruthless and cull these bunch of senior citizens with the delicate egos. These guys are suppose to lead the youth not sow discord.
I expect no less in the gutter of the premier league, morals and values long vanished for the pursuit of money.Dont worry Im over it. Thats why I came on here to vent it. You have to agree its pretty tasteless. Someone wins the cup and their barely off the stage after lifting it and all the sports stories are about the next man in. Shows what scum a lot of sports journalists are imo.
My thoughts exactly palExactly. We could have sacked him after the West Ham game (or about 50 times prior to that!).
Allowing him to go out on top (well kind of ) after an FA Cup win is classy by the club and is more than I would have given him had I been in charge.
Scouted some other teams' forums and this seems to be the general consensus among them:
Arsenal
Surprised that a "class" club like us would sign a "classless ****" as manager.
Generally worried and seemed resigned to the fact that they'll lose their fixtures against us.
Chelsea
Most don't resent Mou but felt that he had always wanted this job
Think that he will be winning trophies here
City
Don't seem to be worried (probably because they have Pep)
Mostly laughing at us for our treatment of LVG
Liverpool
Think we're desperate for resorting to signing Mou and hate us all the more now
Downplaying his previous achievements and think he's overrated
Thinks he will struggle to get top 4 here
Why does his age matter? If he's good enough he's old enough, a cliché but nonetheless entirely true.Rashford shouldn't be a starter next season. We shouldn't be relying on 19 year old to get us 30 goals a season. Should definitely sign Ibra and two wingers.
You aren't half sugar coating it there aren't you? Cheated on his wife for 8 years with HIS BROTHERS WIFE and countless others no doubt, I seen something in the paper 2 weeks ago even.