Ah well, we can expect a second period of Mourinho bumming us every time he faces us
Mourinho | New old Chelsea manager
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Faith lads, wheres your fecking faith in the face of adversity. Every manager can take a tonking at some point. Chins up and tits out to the front, there we go now!!!
At least there is still the possibility that Mourinho will take over after the Moyes experiments backfires in 2-3 years.
You insinuating we are about to get bukakke'd on by the big clubs?
Not inspiring stuff
Is there still any glimmer of hope that he will be the name we announce?
No, you'll just have to switch to Chelsea
Probably not happening if he is at chelski.
Mourinho is the Frodo to Moyes' Gollum
Moyes is going to be chasing every trophy, whining about his 'precious' and coughing 'Gollum', while Mourinho forearm smashes him into the crack of doom
Moyes is going to be chasing every trophy, whining about his 'precious' and coughing 'Gollum', while Mourinho forearm smashes him into the crack of doom
Is your head still stuck up Jose's rectum, Cal?
I happen to think Jose would be a much much better replacement than Moyes if that's what you mean.
No, you just have an unhealthy obsession with Jose, as your masturbatory posts over him over the years has shown.
I think Jose said he wants to be somewhere where he is loved. I say we take him to Cal's basement lock the two in there together and only open the door after 3 months.
I can't believe that, after all the speculation, Fergie's retirement HAS actually coincided with Mourinho leaving his current club yet we're not going to be bloody getting him. feck's sake. 
I can't believe that, after all the speculation, Fergie's retirement HAS actually coincided with Mourinho leaving his current club and we're not going to be bloody getting him. feck's sake.
I must of been out when I missed the news. Nothing has been announced.
I can't believe that, after all the speculation, Fergie's retirement HAS actually coincided with Mourinho leaving his current club and we're not going to be bloody getting him. feck's sake.
They couldn't make this shit up. On the other hand it may all work out if Moyes gets off to a shit start, gets sacked, and Jose, true to Abramovich form, parts ways in a couple of years.
Talksport did a report earlier saying it Moyes to succeed Sir Frogie, although they are a bunch of cnuts so they could have it all wrong. Didnt everton also say there has been no approach for Moyes?
I can't believe that, after all the speculation, Fergie's retirement HAS actually coincided with Mourinho leaving his current club and we're not going to be bloody getting him. feck's sake.
That's what made me assume it must be Mourinho earlier this morning. Now I think about it more, Mourinho knows he's not replacing Fergie and has started piping up about Chelsea again for the first time in a long time.
Strange as Fergie does seem to love Mourinho.
Why? he's never even won the champions league without huge gifts from referees.
Indeed. I wouldn't mind seeing Mourinho take exactly the same route as Sir Alex did and win a league with a small team like St. Mirren. Secondly, to do what Sir Alex did, and is still the only manager to have done it, and that is to break the Glasgow monopoly and beat Real Madrid in Europe in spite of having a team with players that no-one has ever heard of. We speak about Moyes on how he has limited experience as far as the big league is concerned, but so did Sir Alex when he first came here. If Moyes has the same sort of character as Sir Alex does, the same mentality, the same hunger, the motivation then, he can get far. If Redcafe had been created before 1986, I could just imagine the posts like, let us sign (insert successful top-level manager of your choice) since this Alex Ferguson has only got experience with Aberdeen, hardly what you may call First Division quality.
After today's events I doubt the guy will ever manage this football club. Shame.
I'd prefer him a hell of a lot more than Moyes, it's not like Moyes even has the "His teams play exciting football" crutch to lean on.
Neither has Guardiola to be fair, remember Ovrebo against Chelsea and that joke of a red card for Van Persie.
We cant afford Mourinhos transfer kitty simple.
I'm willing to bet Moyes will be given a shed load of money to spend.
I hope he's not afraid to spend it like Wenger.
I doubt it.
what's Guardiola got to do with this thread?
When has a manager ever going back to a previous club ever worked out?
So Busquets getting someone wrongly sent off was a huge gift to Inter?
the penalties denied to Pique and Alves and Milito's offside goal all in the San Siro (which proved to be the winner overall) certainly were. Bojan also had a winning goal chopped off for a handball by Toure that he couldn't possibly have avoided.
We'll never see you crying about that though because you just hate Barcelona, same way you'll never be seen crying about a pretty clear penalty not awarded to Thierry Henry in the first leg of the semi final against Chelsea in 2009
Achievements--------------Mourinho-----Moyes
Won the PL-----------------Yes----------No
Won the FA Cup------------Yes----------No
Won the Community Shield---Yes---------No
Won the CL-----------------Yes---------No
Won the Serie A------------Yes----------No
Won La liga-----------------Yes----------No
Managed top sides----------Yes----------No
CL experience---------------Yes----------No
Managed a team of stars----Yes----------No
Attracts players-------------Yes---------Meh
Attracts media--------------Yes---------Meh
Attracts sponsors-----------Yes---------Meh
Can handle pressure---------Yes---------NK
Mourinho would be a boost to the palyers after loosing SAF, Moyes would make them unsure. Mourinho would make our rivals unsure, Moyes would make them feel like they can have a go.
How anyone would want Moyes before Mourinho is beyond me. People are dreaming of a new SAG i guess, but I have News, what he has done so far prove that he is not even close to the living legend. Mourinho have even gone head to head against us and come out well.
Mourinho's a cnut, and our club is better than that.
SAF disagree, so does the players he has managed.
I don't give a shit where he's going as long as he gets the feck out of Madrid. I'm fed up with this clown now.
Only yesterday he came out saying that as long as he is a manager for Madrid, Lopez would be in goal... Never have I seen a professional manager holding a club ransom like he is doing now at the expense of a club legend.
Then Pepe came out defending Casillas saying that Casillas wasn't the bad guy in this whole affair and Mourinho replied that Pepe said that only because he's frustrated by Varane being a better defender.
He can feck right off, seriously.
Only yesterday he came out saying that as long as he is a manager for Madrid, Lopez would be in goal... Never have I seen a professional manager holding a club ransom like he is doing now at the expense of a club legend.
Then Pepe came out defending Casillas saying that Casillas wasn't the bad guy in this whole affair and Mourinho replied that Pepe said that only because he's frustrated by Varane being a better defender.
He can feck right off, seriously.
If Sir Alex thought Jose was the man, I believe we've go for him. I don't think Jose's convinced the board
What the hell is going on there?
TBF, I think a lot of people have forgot what a massive whingey arsehole the man was in his final season or two at Chelsea.
The only reason for wanting him is he's a proven winner. He has literally nothing else going for him.
he's basically been begging to be sacked vato. He thinks he's bigger than your club, he's sadly mistaken