So a collection of dumb metrics leads to Cristiano Ronaldo being the best of all time.
Let's not fool ourselves, you may post extensive and detailed lines of arguments but it always boils down to the fact that you're talking about stuff that correlates only loosely with the individual class of the player. The criteria you deem important aren't based on your observations and knowledge of football, your opinion on football is based on your affection towards Cristiano Ronaldo. The outcome is preset and you are open to adjusting your arguments and opinions as long as they lead to a specific result.
And that's a common theme in here. In a way it is reminiscent of the
Overton window. One side of the argument is constantly bringing up arguments that make no sense at all. Now we're discussing stuff that has nothing to do with the player as an individual. Arguments that would never be used in other player comparisons. I mean, I've never seen such discussions in a transfer thread. When people discuss which option out of Sancho, Grealish and Coman is the best. Or Varane, Upamecano and Koundé. When it is really about finding the best player and few have
any preferences going into the discussions, nobody talks about the stuff you're constantly bringing up. Same thing when other legends are discussed, e. g. Maradona vs. Pelé (which wouldn't even be a discussion based on your criteria).