I'll accept apologies from anyone who said I was an idiot for writing that Ronaldo was past his best and Real Madrid would be well advised to let him go.
Apparently that was never going to happen.
Still this will be a really positive move for you all, as you'll now have to pretend that you care about Serie A. Previously you would never have watched SPAL play in a million years, and now when Ronaldo scores against SPAL you'll have to pretend that this is really significant.
I'm also looking forward to reading the argument that Ronaldo is better than Messi because Real Madrid were willing to sell him to Juventus, whereas Barcelona would never sell Messi in a million years, so now Ronaldo has played in three countries, so therefore he's the better player.
It's a sensible move from Ronaldo, though. Now delusional Juventus fans can pretend he's the best player in the world as well, along with delusional Real Madrid fans, delusional fans of Man United who probably still think that he's going to go back there, and delusional Portugese people. Oh, and hormonal kids who play FIFA too much. Although the delusional Real Madrid fans might now no longer need to claim that he's the best in the world any more, as he won't be playing for them.
And you can all tune into his new
reality show when it comes out. Literally hours of Ronaldo fun to come, watching him have arguments with his family, expand his social media profile, and possibly occasionally score against Sassuolo.