Liverpool 2014/15 | WARNING: Contains strong amounts of Scouse nonsense

They're not the same, but this is all we got to work with.

You could work with the fact that you lost your only world class player and United brought in two. Your squad is just ordinary. City/Chelsea would only take Sterling and Sturridge(as back up to Augero/Costa). You lack quality all over the pitch. It will show this season without Suarez.
 
You could work with the fact that you lost your only world class player and United brought in two.

Not quantifiable, though I have done my own figures and predicted we'll lose 12 (realistic) points without Suarez. But no one wants to hear my details on that so I won't bother.

You can only quantify the results that have happened. Buying the whole world cannot change the results that have happened (unless you're PSG or City obviously, then the FA/Uefa can arrange something).
 
It's true, the league table will more or less be the same next season but Liverpool will pick up two more points than last. They'll probably lose the league on goal difference due to a lack of Suarez's goals though, unfortunately.
 
It's true, the league table will more or less be the same next season but Liverpool will pick up two more points than last. They'll probably lose the league on goal difference due to a lack of Suarez's goals though, unfortunately.

I reckon we'll finish on 72 points - ish. Whether its enough for CL we'll see. Can't see why not.
 
Just looking at the results so far, Moyes had actually done a bloody good job beginning of last season. Compared to beginning of this season he was almost a genius. The like for like results so far are:

Sunderland v Utd (last season Utd got 3 points from this fixture)
Utd v Swansea (Utd got 3 points)
Cardiff (substitute for Burnley) v Utd (was a draw so no change)
Utd v Crystal Palace (QPR equivalent) (Utd got 3 points)

With these three games last season they had 10 points on the board. This season only 5. So Utd (injuries, new players, whatever) are already fighting last season's mediocre campaign with a -5 points deficit.

Liverpool got 12 points from the same games. So they've got a tough job trying to just meet the same standard. They will more than likely drop 3 odd points in these games this season.

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Turning it around, Liverpool's 4 fixtures so far:

Liverpool v Southampton (last season 0 points at Anfield)
City v Liverpool (0 points again)
Spurs v Liverpool (3 easy points last season)
Liverpool v Villa (1 point at Anfield)

So last season Liverpool got 4 points out of these fixtures yet finished on 84 points. This season Liverpool actually have 6, an extra 2 points already in the bag.

Utd across these same fixtures got 5 points, better than Liverpool last season, yet still finished quite a few points off at the end. I can see Utd getting maybe 7 points from these games.

Conclusion: its actually closer than I thought it would be (across these fixtures only, not the season yet).
Obviously that's mostly a load of shite but how do you figure he had a comparatively good start to last season when those games you're comparing weren't at the start of the season?
 
Honest question for you mancs. Considering how much you paid for Fellaini, Herrera and Blind, how much would you pay to have Henderson in your team? Be honest.
 
Obviously that's mostly a load of shite but how do you figure he had a comparatively good start to last season when those games you're comparing weren't at the start of the season?

The two statements were meant to be mutally exclusive but I can see the misunderstanding. As I was digging out these results I was shocked at how many victories Moyes got early on. He had a very decent start.
 

Is he to succeed Stevie as captain then? :lol:

Don't think it's a bad shout, a bit like us when trying to choose a captain, who else can they turn too? Glen Johnson? Skrtel? Mignolet? Sturridge? None of them stand out for me... Henderson gets so much stick on here he's a good midfielder.
 
Honest question for you mancs. Considering how much you paid for Fellaini, Herrera and Blind, how much would you pay to have Henderson in your team? Be honest.

Wouldn't sign him, but I wouldn't pay more than 10M for him. 15M at the max for the United fan. In reality he's probably around 20M max in today's market
 
Don't think it's a bad shout, a bit like us when trying to choose a captain, who else can they turn too? Glen Johnson? Skrtel? Mignolet? Sturridge? None of them stand out for me... Henderson gets so much stick on here he's a good midfielder.
Yeah, looking at their squad he was probably the right choice. But Henderson, future Liverpool captain? I mean, as good a player as he is he's not great.
 
We don't want him, but I wouldn't pay more than 10M for him. 15M at the max for the United fan.

So would he not be an automatic starter AHEAD of Herrera and Blind? :eek:

@KiD MoYeS saying Henderson is "not that great" is like saying Raheem Sterling is just a slightly better version of Defoe.
 
The two statements were meant to be mutally exclusive but I can see the misunderstanding. As I was digging out these results I was shocked at how many victories Moyes got early on. He had a very decent start.
If you'd put a bit more effort into your wum you would've used Norwich as the Burnley equivalent. We beat them.
 
The two statements were meant to be mutally exclusive but I can see the misunderstanding. As I was digging out these results I was shocked at how many victories Moyes got early on. He had a very decent start.
If you think losing 3 and drawing 1 out of the first six games is very decent then I'm convinced you're on a wum. Even the two wins against Swansea and Palace were far from convincing.
 
Honest question for you mancs. Considering how much you paid for Fellaini, Herrera and Blind, how much would you pay to have Henderson in your team? Be honest.
I'd have him, but not ahead of Herrera, Blind or di Maria. Probably spend about £20 million on him, I'd be happy with him replacing Carrick, Fellaini, Fletcher and Anderson in the squad.
 
If you think losing 3 and drawing 1 out of the first six games is very decent then I'm convinced you're on a wum. Even the two wins against Swansea and Palace were far from convincing.
We battered Swansea on the opening day.
 
If you'd put a bit more effort into your wum you would've used Norwich as the Burnley equivalent. We beat them.

Actually you're right. Sorry will update. Leicester are much better than Burnley so no way you can compare them with Norwich.

On that sidenote, can't wait for that Leicester match next week actually. :)
 
If you think losing 3 and drawing 1 out of the first six games is very decent then I'm convinced you're on a wum. Even the two wins against Swansea and Palace were far from convincing.

Its getting late, you're right. I was trying to overlook the obvious places Moyes was crap but he was actually just crap.
 
Jordan Henderson under Brendan Rodgers, Premier League -
69 appearances
60.9% win rate
9 goals
100 chances created

Courtesy of squawka. He has a fair few assists too. Just his goals tally that is lacking.
 
Jordan Henderson under Brendan Rodgers, Premier League -
69 appearances
60.9% win rate
9 goals
100 chances created

Courtesy of squawka. He has a fair few assists too. Just his goals tally that is lacking.
This proves what exactly? He's a very good player, but not a great player in my opinion. Perhaps you are more lenient with the word.
 
This proves what exactly? He's a very good player, but not a great player in my opinion. Perhaps you are more lenient with the word.

It wasn't meant to prove anything. If I was responding to you, I would have quoted you (trying to word that without sounding like a cnut).

Wonder if the timing of that announcement means Gerrard will be rested tomorrow?

But yeah, either way I'm happy with the choice. Henderson deserves it.

Surely there is no chance Gerrard doesn't start on our return to the Champions league?
 
Anyone looking from the outside would take Sterling over Henderson, I don't think there's much of a debate there.
 
It wasn't meant to prove anything. If I was responding to you, I would have quoted you (trying to word that without sounding like a cnut).



Surely there is no chance Gerrard doesn't start on our return to the Champions league?
Ah, fair enough. Apologies.
 
Palace were the 'equivalent' dire dogshit London team destined to go down from September. You played them in September last season. Like you played dire dogshit QPR in September this season. Cardiff were the next alternative left for Burnley.
I'm not sure I want to really ask, but exchanging palace for QPR ... Really, I would have thought Fulham would be more apt seeing as they are a west London aging squad with limited pace managed by a firmer spurs manager... Though, that we drew with Fulham at home will surely spoil your narrative here.

So when we actually play palace do we play palace or are we playing 2006's Sheffield United?
 
Surely there is no chance Gerrard doesn't start on our return to the Champions league?

Yeah you're probably right. If he's not up to 3 games in a week though then it'd make more sense to rest him tomorrow than against West Ham.

The fact he's one of the few with a lot of CL experience means he'll most likely start I guess.
 
He's not got the brain to play in the system unfortunately.

Out of all possible things you criticise his football intelligence? That is probably his strongest feature. Henderson is a role player and a crucial part of their pressing approach. This comes mostly down to his off the ball movement and the way he closes down passing options of the competition and covers his team mates. You can´t play his role that well without a pretty high level of anticipation and the ability to read the game.

I don´t think he would suit United, though, unless Van Gaal changes his known approach from scratch. The role Henderson excells at does not currently exist in United´s system, which is by no means more complex or demanding as Pool´s btw.
 
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Nice throwback pic of Liverpool's new vice-captain.
 
Fvck no! You're a funny man :lol:

Yes he would.

Right now he's the only PL proven player out of those three and was great last season. Blind and Herrera are TBA - this should be re-visited come the end of the season.

Having said that I'm not surprised by your post.