*insert @Hectic gif*
This may come as a surprise to you. But Manchester United is an English football team. I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news.
(Ok, I will re-word it if you want to be that pedantic - "the forum of an English football team")
This is what you deserve for Foden's and Palmer's haircuts. What is wrong with your country?
Nice self own. England have as many Euros as Ireland and Scotland. Now please don’t break the barstool on the way out.
Watkins too.
Seriously, no group's skills has ever been more vastly overvalued by our society than footballers' hair stylists.
There’s good chat about European football
OK going to stop reposting the classics, people think I'm actually posting this 
Thanks mate, all good. Just really hope I see England win something in my lifetime.
Cry more. I want to taste those tears
To be fair Cucurella almost cancels them out. Someone needs to have a word with him.
The closest reference point I suppose would be David Luiz, but for me David Luiz was actually able to pull off the curls, whereas on Cucurella it looks weird
I fecking love it, keep it coming! I can tell you were punching those words in with extra force there.
I fecking love it, keep it coming! I can tell you were punching those words in with extra force there.
He can't reply mate, his keyboard is in pieces.
Rattled! No harm in good-natured pisstaking. It's not like Scotland or any of the Irelands will ever reach the heights of England in our lifetime. Let them have their fun.
I’m Welsh and I think what some don’t understand is the relief of England not winning it. Although Wales is a different country we still have the same national radio, news, tv programmes etc and the thought of England winning and being plastered every where for weeks, months, years is unbearable
See. What heights?
Banter aside and god knows I'll have a field day, I'd have been fine with England winning it.
I honestly think that you'll have a major say in the next WC, provided that you get rid of that three pieces suit fraud.
The heights of one international title?
There are a lot of sad lads on my train home. I’m sad too, but these cnuts are saaaaaaaaaad.
Waste of some good players
Sad for Kob & Shaw but…
Thankfully Spain saved us from an unbearable scenario
Sad for Kob & Shaw but…
Thankfully Spain saved us from an unbearable scenario
for a non-footballing nation its pretty impressive to be fair
The banter is one of the main bits of this tournament. I spent all summer on here being bold whilst we were playing like crap. I am actually a little disappointed at the minimal amount of comeback so far.
I don't know, obviously a bit heartbroken right now so probably not my best ideas but I'm worried that we will cling to having an English manager and I'm not sure there are any that can do what needs to be done. Potter is probably the best English manager for improving a side on the ball and that doesn't fill me with confidence.
We will see
Cry more. I want to taste those tears
No tears mate. I just think it's sad that a lot of Irish and Scottish are like this. I suppose I'll have to excuse you all for supporting all the United players in that Spanish team though.
So cute!
Weird the amount of anti England sentiment on a forum where Manchester is in England tbh
but yeah feck Southgate
but yeah feck Southgate
It's an international forum, and United has a worldwide fanbase.
There's a shit ton of Irish Utd fans and a good amount of Scots too.
Compared to Ireland and Scotland wining at a tournament is dizzy heights. I thinks that's what they were referring to.
Ultimately we've got what we deserved for being cowardly and rewarding failure with Gareth Southgate.
They were far too attached to this idea of the results he got us to without looking at the detail of the fact we had draws that could only have been sent by God. Also our rubbish performances. He still didn't bloody get over the line so why they thought that would change I don't know.
He should never have been at this tournament and with a competent manager things could have been different, but we'll never know.
They were far too attached to this idea of the results he got us to without looking at the detail of the fact we had draws that could only have been sent by God. Also our rubbish performances. He still didn't bloody get over the line so why they thought that would change I don't know.
He should never have been at this tournament and with a competent manager things could have been different, but we'll never know.
There's too much fair and balanced introspection going on by England fans. I feel bad now and am not going to post any more jokes about it.
This isn't as fun as it was at the last Euros