These sarcastic posts are great but we actually have been just that for a decade now.
15
Season Average Rating
- Appearances
- 16
- Clean sheets
- 2
- Goals
- 0
- Assists
- 0
- Yellow cards
- 2
Now that we have new setpiece and goalkeeper coaches, let's add a spell remover to the back office! Any voodoo specialist we can steal from top 5.?
Something wrong with your leg boy?
He’s been with us for a week and played a preseason 45 mins. Are you seriously trying to put this down to anything other than bad luck?
It's just running around and kicking a ball on a field. Just stop typing and end this car crash.
Yoro, Yoro, Yoro, you’ll never play 3 in a row 
Chances increase significantly on a pitch with the consistency of a living room rug.
Get a sense of humour FFS.
Other than the injury how did he look?
How the feck should i know if a comment is serious or sarcastic without a smiley or white text?
I don`t know anyone here in real life.
A little wobbly.
Don't disagree mate. OP however seems to think someone is poking voodoo dolls of Yoro.
If there’s another CB to come in this will probably speed up the process
With him being injured this will 100% force us to sign De Ligt now. Needed more than he was last week
Injured? Now he feels properly like one of ours.
That’s the spirit.Ah yes, the ever reliable De Ligt. Hope we've got his replacement lined up ready, too.
He made one mistake where he missed an interception which Maguire did well to hold up Jesus to give Yoro time to recover with a tackle. Outside of that he looked good.
Missed the ball early on which caused a dangerous situation, but then got back fast enough (thanks to Maguire slowing Jesus down) to knock the ball away himself. Otherwise he was decent. Not as impressive as his first game, but not bad either.
You should know us by now. We only ever sign players that have an injury record. And he played more games than Martinez last season and only 2 less than Varane.
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I know our fans will whinge about anyone we are rumoured to sign, can't wait for this world class CB who's never been injured before to join us
We thought that would be Yoro. It must surely have something to do with our training. How often was martinez injured at Ajax? He missed a full season last year. Seems like players we buy get injured easy.
Yeah one positive thing in Yoro's injury.
Unfortunately De Ligt is injury prone too right?
He played after the injury or went out straight after? If he played, it is not serious i hope.
I’ve been saying the same to be honest but other people on here have convinced me he isn’t as injury prone as some people think.
How many weeks do we expect him to be out?4-5 weeks or more?
feck
We don't know anything yet, all speculation.
Just more emphasis on us needing a better and stronger squad and ensure that we make these changes in the transfer market (in and out) so it's not the same story next year.
Just more emphasis on us needing a better and stronger squad and ensure that we make these changes in the transfer market (in and out) so it's not the same story next year.
fecking A!
We are cursed.
We are cursed.
No real update on what has been reported already.
Muscle injuries strike again
... And Bayern knows this as well. Don't think De Ligt will be cheap.
Pure speculation from the journalists so far, let's hold tight
One thing is for sure though, the amount of advice he could get from other players in his position on how to get back from injuries is enormous! That is positive I guess.
Some teams do initiations with songs. Our players just get injured to fit in.
An injury doesn’t have to be very serious to be more serious than an injury which makes you “a doubt” for a match just 4 days later, does it?
He almost gifted a goal letting the ball bounce under his foot....A little goofy
Actually I haven’t a clue.