[GlazersHater]

I hope we cut our loses quickly if he doesn't massively improve then move him by the summer no more keeping underwhelming players for years.

 

[Red Rash]

Don't rate him at all. Hope he proves me wrong but he has absolutely nothing that I'd consider good enough. Baffling signing. Still early days but I'm not sure this will work out even in the slightest

Yea I'm not seeing it with him either but it's still super early days. He deserves a chance under Amorim where we hopefully will have some actual tactics implemented and then we will see what Zirkzee is made of.

I have an Italian, non Bologna supporting colleague who told me that he thinks Zirkzee is a fantastic signing for us. Make of that what you want.

 

[surf]

He seems like a strange signing by INEOS, not an obvious fit for the team or the premier league. I get that he was relatively cheap and young and supposedly the best young player in Italy, but what did they see in him that would make him a success in England?

 

[PoTMS]

He's such a shit player. Good at absolutely nothing. I hope he doesn't get a single minute under Amorim.

 

[kouroux]

Can we safely say now that he is fecking shit ?

 

[groovyalbert]

Everytime I see him, I can't think of a player less suited to the English game.

 

[Lay]

Fans seemed to get on his back after he was out muscled.

 

[Lentwood]

Can someone wake him up? Initially looked promising, clearly has high technical ability...but looks like he's half asleep most of the time

 

[rajds89]

Did we keep the receipt?

 

[The Mitcher]

One decent header and almost got to Garnacho's ball. He was shite for the rest of that cameo. So weak. None of our strikers are good enough.

 

[Valencia Shin Crosses]

He stinks.

 

[King Eric 7]

Makes Antony look like a great signing. What the feck were they watching before signing him? He just looks like a long way off physically more than anything else. Just literally not able to play at this level.

 

[Isotope]

He seems as slow as Weghorst, minus the strength and workrate.

 

[crossy1686]

Fans seemed to get on his back after he was out muscled.

He looks like he played at an amatuer level before we signed him. He waits for every ball to arrive at his feet and for a big lad he has zero strength to hold off the defender. He isn't going to make it here unless he seriously improves

 

[Raoul]

A final gift from ETH

 

[FromTheBench]

He seems 2 steps behind the play always.

 

[rpitchfo]

Genuinely looks like a fan who has won a competition to play for us.

 

[Ichabod Ferguson]

I hope to all hope this is a last gift from ten Hag and not, as I was told over summer, a genius INEOS signing.

He has none of the basic attributes you need to play up top in England. That should have rung alarm bells.

 

[izec]

He lacks intensity and pace. Lets hope Ruben is a magician.

 

[Adz_99]

Seems to have no athleticism whatsoever. I reckon Harry Maguire would beat him in a foot race.

 

[Godfather]

How have we fecked up our signings up front so incredibly Bad?

 

[Ole'sgunnarwin]

If that was Solskjaer our fourth choice striker back in the day, he runs through and 9 times out of 10, he scores. This lad is 2nd choice and is just slow, weak and sloppy. The money spent on this squad just amazes me

 

[crossy1686]

Can we take legal action against Ten Hag for the players he signed?

 

[Annihilate Now!]

He's genuinely one of the worst footballers I've ever seen play for us.

In fact, never mind for us, just in the Premier League in general.

 

[Cassidy]

He lacks intensity and pace. Lets hope Ruben is a magician.

I think he could be good in the role just behind the striker in Amorims system

 

[Giggsy PO]

Who is he?

 

[McGrathsipan]

Can we safely say now that he is fecking shit ?

Oh yes. 100%.

Total donkey

 

[crossy1686]

I hope there's still interest from Italy in January

 

[Danny]

He is shockingly bad. No balance, no pace, no awareness and no work ethic. Who has scouted him.

 

[Shark]

He's like a dog trying to survive in a jungle, just completely out of his depth and it's not his fault. Our scouts need sacking, and it's not the first time. Serious questions need to be asked by INEOS about our recruitment.

 

[Top]

I want to know who made the decision to buy him. That person should be immediately fired if he has not already been.

 

[Bole Top]

everything you need to know about Serie A. as slow as they come.

 

[AngliaRed]

Looks like hes won a “make a wish” competition.

 

[Pirlo'sBeard]

He's abysmal.

 

[Who's Kissing Cameras?]

He started out promising after his first few starts but wow… he looks like a player in very low confidence since then.

Since his two misses in the Liverpool game, he hasn’t recovered.

The neat link up play, the deft touches, all has deserted him. Looks atrocious starting or coming off the bench.

Hopefully Amorim can work with him.

 

[Judas]

It’s a bit worrying just how far off it he looks. That goal on his debut might as well have never happened. So slow and labored in everything he does.

 

[RedRocket9908]

At least Zirkzee gets himself in to good positions in the box which is something Hojlund never does.

 

[crossy1686]

It’s a bit worrying just how far off it he looks. That goal on his debut might as well have never happened. So slow and labored in everything he does.

A story as old as time, Dan James, Antony, every other player we've signed in recent years in forward positions. We just need to clear out of these players fast.

 

[Superunknown]

I'm not seeing it. He looks like a really questionable acquisition.

 

[Betson]

I suspect he will be loaned out in January and sold off for a big discount in the summer , just not suited at all to the pace of the premier league. Not his fault. Another atrocious scouting failure .