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Who cares if he got it in him. For the price we bought him for we cant afford to give him 2-3 years to develop. If he's an academy than sure it's great.

But at times where we have glaring holes in the squad another 50plus millions down the drain.

Those who authorized this deal should get sacked for gross incompetence
£36 million, where are you getting 50 plus from?
 
Hojlund didn't score in the PL in his first 14 games, Zirkzee has only played 8 so far. What is a typical United player?
Hojlund would score loads in a functioning attacking team, you can see his effort in pressing and off the ball runs. Zirkzee makes Berbatov look eager.
 
Hojlund would score loads in a functioning attacking team, you can see his effort in pressing and off the ball runs. Zirkzee makes Berbatov look eager.

Zirkzee has been missing chances but he did actually get in position to miss those chances. Zirkzee has been eager enough to get into position to score but missed the quality/luck to actually score.
 
Whenever I see "Big Z" I think about Zaalbar from KOTOR and then think that Zirkzee has not earned that nickname yet
 
Who cares if he got it in him. For the price we bought him for we cant afford to give him 2-3 years to develop. If he's an academy than sure it's great.

But at times where we have glaring holes in the squad another 50plus millions down the drain.

Those who authorized this deal should get sacked for gross incompetence
Where have you got 50 million plus from? He didn’t cost as much as that. We’ve signed a young player from a foreign league, they need time and patience to develop. The money hasn’t gone down the drain, just because he hasn’t made an immediate impact; the supporters of this club can be really deluded at times.
 
I do feel for him. Most our players end up with injuries meaning they get a pardon from putting in crap performances. He's had to actually play for us.
 
He’s too slow for the PL. You could see it in his Bologna highlights. Can’t believe none of our scouts wouldn’t have flagged this as an issue and yet we still signed him. Hopefully he proves me wrong but I can’t see him working out for us.
 
He’s too slow for the PL. You could see it in his Bologna highlights. Can’t believe none of our scouts wouldn’t have flagged this as an issue and yet we still signed him. Hopefully he proves me wrong but I can’t see him working out for us.
That was also my biggest concern with him. If you're that slow you really need to excel in other areas and perhaps not play as a winger or a forward which he does... as you stated, I really hope he proves me wrong as well, but I also have a hard time seeing it
 
Supporters have lost the ability to support..... Watch the fans ruin another players confidence. Honestly, you have to be a certain type of character to perform here and not fold under the (unnecessary) pressure.

Can't lie, it's fecking tedious watching it play out over and over again though
 
Supporters have lost the ability to support..... Watch the fans ruin another players confidence. Honestly, you have to be a certain type of character to perform here and not fold under the (unnecessary) pressure.

Can't lie, it's fecking tedious watching it play out over and over again though
If you’re playing for the biggest teams in the world, earn millions and take place for which tens of thousands of other footballers are fighting for, there’s always going to be pressure. We are not talking a teenager making his debut, but a 23 year old striker entering his prime, I find it a bit naive to expect a grown up player to be shielded from criticism
 
You're all fecking crazy.

We went ahead because we had a player who can play on the turn setting Garnacho's run up and then being in the right place and knowing to slow it down for the layoff to Eriksen.

The ball went to him about 4 times all game and that was one of them. Yeah, he's clearly way behind on fitness, and he's not enjoying himself anywhere near as much as he did when he was at Bologna. But I guess that's fine because we aren't really supporters anymore, are we? We're vitriolists, intent on spreading it everywhere, even if it's on a young striker in his first couple of months in a new country.
 
If you’re playing for the biggest teams in the world, earn millions and take place for which tens of thousands of other footballers are fighting for, there’s always going to be pressure. We are not talking a teenager making his debut, but a 23 year old striker entering his prime, I find it a bit naive to expect a grown up player to be shielded from criticism
I don’t think anyone thinks he can’t be criticized, but most of the posts are just degrading one liners or short, uninformed exclamations. There is certainly much more of that than ten years ago in general and this place is an especially harsh forum.

It’s quite irrelevant how much money they make or how privileged they are (and yes, they earn an insane amount of money and have extreme privileges). They are human beings and react as such which means that most of them play better when backed and worse when picked upon. It’s not about them, it’s about what’s best for the team - so the question is: Do you want Zirkzee to perform as well as he can? Then stop calling him names or writing him off after a few games. Criticism is fine, but that’s mostly not what’s being posted here - it’s just garbage like on social media.
I do worry if he can take it. Hojlund has had his fair share of s***, but he seems rather unbothered and in general more optimistic and confident than most.
 
You're all fecking crazy.

We went ahead because we had a player who can play on the turn setting Garnacho's run up and then being in the right place and knowing to slow it down for the layoff to Eriksen.

The ball went to him about 4 times all game and that was one of them. Yeah, he's clearly way behind on fitness, and he's not enjoying himself anywhere near as much as he did when he was at Bologna. But I guess that's fine because we aren't really supporters anymore, are we? We're vitriolists, intent on spreading it everywhere, even if it's on a young striker in his first couple of months in a new country.
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Yeah, that's it. The extent people will go to save face on the internet.
 
If you’re playing for the biggest teams in the world, earn millions and take place for which tens of thousands of other footballers are fighting for, there’s always going to be pressure. We are not talking a teenager making his debut, but a 23 year old striker entering his prime, I find it a bit naive to expect a grown up player to be shielded from criticism
Bro, you're chatting shit. We are not where we were and pretending we still are is not going to get us back there. Like everyone, we have to build a team to get there and sometimes, and with some players, it'll take a lighter touch and some coaching.... SAF new this.

Every time I see posts like yours where every signing is expected to come in and transform the team instantly, my eyes roll over a million times. 1 or 2 players are supposed to come in and transform this team? Hit the ground running and start putting up numbers? When's the last time that happened?

Fans create this artificial pressure cooker environment and then cry when players come here and don't make it...
 
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Yeah, that's it. The extent people will go to save face on the internet.
That's your takeaway? Really? We've had about 20 pages saying he's shit and the one that offers a counter argument is the one you choose - not to engage with because god what a stress that would put on brain cell A and brain cell B - but to make a completely intangetal point on.

The extent people on the internet will go to be ... well, you.
 
That's the most worrying thing for me. It's such early days but the body language of some of the other players makes it look like they are already frustrated with him, which tends to make me think he's been poor in training as well.
This is just guesswork but I don't think he's a popular bloke in the dressing room. Even when he scored on his debut vs Fulham, only a couple of players initially went over to celebrate with him, prompting Martinez to wave his teammates over. I remember thinking it seemed odd at the time, especially for a 87th minute winner. It gave off 'new kid at school with no mates' vibe.
 
I am actually still pretty optimistic about this guy, but my optimism is entirely based on what I saw of him for Bologna.

This, for me, is the difference between Zirkzee and Hojlund. They've both had doubters, but, with Hojlund, I thought the doubters were being way too premature in their criticisms because, in my opinion, he showed a lot of promise almost straight away last season. He definitely had faults, but there were plenty of positives, too, so i didn't get people writing him off at all.

With Zirkzee, even though I'm still optimistic about him like Hojlund, I somewhat get the doubters here as you can't deny that there are worrying signs, and, bar a decent hour against Palace, he hasn't done much to impress. I was optimistic with Hojlund based on what I was seeing here, whereas with Zirkzee it's nearly all based on what I saw of him at Bologna, so I get the fans judging him purely off his United showings.

What I'm mainly keeping in mind is how barely anyone has looked that good under ten Hag bar Rashford's form in his first season. We're a bit of mess, so a new player who's also trying to adapt to a new league on top of that isn't going to have the best platform to perform. He very well may just not be good enough, but, personally, I want to see how he does playing under a more competent manager and in a better organised team before writing him off yet.
 
I am actually still pretty optimistic about this guy, but my optimism is entirely based on what I saw of him for Bologna.

This, for me, is the difference between Zirkzee and Hojlund. They've both had doubters, but, with Hojlund, I thought the doubters were being way too premature in their criticisms because, in my opinion, he showed a lot of promise almost straight away last season. He definitely had faults, but there were plenty of positives, too, so i didn't get people writing him off at all.

With Zirkzee, even though I'm still optimistic about him like Hojlund, I somewhat get the doubters here as you can't deny that there are worrying signs, and, bar a decent hour against Palace, he hasn't done much to impress. I was optimistic with Hojlund based on what I was seeing here, whereas with Zirkzee it's nearly all based on what I saw of him at Bologna, so I get the fans judging him purely off his United showings.

What I'm mainly keeping in mind is how barely anyone has looked that good under ten Hag bar Rashford's form in his first season. We're a bit of mess, so a new player who's also trying to adapt to a new league on top of that isn't going to have the best platform to perform. He very well may just not be good enough, but, personally, I want to see how he does playing under a more competent manager and in a better organised team before writing him off yet.

Hojlund joined us as a teenager, everyone knew he was one for the future. He's also had really good bursts of form for us and - whilst he struggled to adapt (understandably) to the English league - we saw what he had in Europe.

Zirkzee is coming in with different expectations due to his age and what we need. And I'm not saying he needs to be an out and out striker with goal contributions every other game (this isn't much to ask for btw) but he shows next to nothing ability or mentality wise every game at this point.

We were desperately in need of bringing in a proper striker - someone who could bring goals, add to our threat and allow younger attackers around them to develop. I know the market is a bit limited in this regard but the likes of Toney, Solanke, Kane, Jackson, Osimhen, Isak and Morata have all moved clubs in the past couple of seasons. All would instantly improve us and have been better alternatives to Zirkzee imo.
 
Seems to be another mood player (or sunshine rather). I am sure he cam be good if everything clicks but we dont have that now
 
Have you seen Zhirkzee's record at that level at the same age? At Bayern Munich II, he scored 6 goals in 32 appearances. You cannot teach the instinct for goal scoring and deadly finishing. Obviously we need more sample size for Obi Martin at senior level but he has the instinct unlike Zhirkzee who doesn't know if he is a half nine or a quarter 10

As for Hojlund, he struggled too and has barely pulled much at first team level. United regular goal scorers, not patchy fancy flicks.

When will people realize that Zirkzee was not brought in to be a prolific goalscorer for us? He's a completely different type of player that can maybe develop into a good goalscorer in the future (long-term), because I do believe he has the tools for it, but he's not that kind of player now.

That's fine, however, because he wasn't playing that role for Bologna either, and United didn't buy him with the expectation that he will suddenly turn into something he's never been, straightaway on day 1.

He knows what he is, the club know what he is, it's only a large portion of fans that seemingly don't.

Also, we already have the goalscorer in Hojlund. Obi-Martin seems to be a great scorer too, who might already be primed to play a big part for us within 2-3 years' time, which means Zirkzee was a profile we were lacking in the squad, especially after Martial's departure.
 
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When will people realize that Zirkzee was not brought in to be a prolific goalscorer for us? He's a completely different type of player that can maybe develop into a good goalscorer in the future (long-term), because I do believe he has the tools for it, but he's not that kind of player now.

That's fine, however, because he wasn't playing that role for Bologna either, and United didn't buy him with the expectation that he will suddenly turn into something he's never been, straightaway on day 1.

He knows what he is, the club know what he is, it's only a large portion of fans that seemingly don't.

Also, we already have the goalscorer in Hojlund. Obi-Martin seems to be a great scorer too, who might already be primed to play a big part for us within 2-3 years' time, which means Zirkzee was a profile we were lacking in the squad, especially after Martial's departure.
Well, clearly the club are lost in terms of their scouting because he was brought in to challenge Hojlund. If he wasn't then what a monumental mess the club has dug itself into yet again. They struggled to score goals last season and finished with a negative goal difference.

One striker for an entire season? A striker that relies on a purple patch than regular goal scoring. Secondly, this so called "Ibrahimovic" style rubbish which Zhirkzee is classified as is also ridiculous. He doesn't look creative in the final third either. His touch is loose and he lacks the intensity to make the difference. I'm not completely writing him off but the vultures are circling. If he doesn't step up in the next few games, he will be back in Bologna quicker than he runs across the Stretford End.
 
Well, clearly the club are lost in terms of their scouting because he was brought in to challenge Hojlund. If he wasn't then what a monumental mess the club has dug itself into yet again. They struggled to score goals last season and finished with a negative goal difference.

One striker for an entire season? A striker that relies on a purple patch than regular goal scoring. Secondly, this so called "Ibrahimovic" style rubbish which Zhirkzee is classified as is also ridiculous. He doesn't look creative in the final third either. His touch is loose and he lacks the intensity to make the difference. I'm not completely writing him off but the vultures are circling. If he doesn't step up in the next few games, he will be back in Bologna quicker than he runs across the Stretford End.

He was brought in because we were missing a player like him, as I said. I don't think it was to compete with Hojlund. It was to offer versatility mainly IMO.

Your thought process is flawed, because no striker would score a lot of goals in this struggling team and bad tactical setup, especially the ones who might've been attainable, like Osimhen or Gyökeres.

Also, I'm not sure who classified Zirkzee as an "Ibrahimovic style" player.
 
He was brought in because we were missing a player like him, as I said. I don't think it was to compete with Hojlund. It was to offer versatility mainly IMO.

Your thought process is flawed, because no striker would score a lot of goals in this struggling team and bad tactical setup, especially the ones who might've been attainable, like Osimhen or Gyökeres.

Also, I'm not sure who classified Zirkzee as an "Ibrahimovic style" player.
If he wasn't competing with Hojlund then why is Ten Hag sticking up top? He was not bought to compete as a 10 and he isn't good enough to be a link player. United needed goal scorers and creative players so disagree that the team was "missing" a player like him. He is not creating goals either. I think what we have here is another Mason Mount. People are struggling to define his role - in fact, he doesn't even know what role he excels at either given he calls himself a "half nine"

I'm specifically talking about Zhirkzee, not the team. The excuse of terrible team preventing him from scoring is nonsense as well. He has had tons of basic chances and fluffed his lines. The team doesn't prevent you from making runs, shooting properly, and controlling the ball properly. I pointed out Ibrahimovic because Zhirkzee compared his style to the likes of Zlatan.
 
When will people realize that Zirkzee was not brought in to be a prolific goalscorer for us? He's a completely different type of player that can maybe develop into a good goalscorer in the future (long-term), because I do believe he has the tools for it, but he's not that kind of player now.

That's fine, however, because he wasn't playing that role for Bologna either, and United didn't buy him with the expectation that he will suddenly turn into something he's never been, straightaway on day 1.

He knows what he is, the club know what he is, it's only a large portion of fans that seemingly don't.

Also, we already have the goalscorer in Hojlund. Obi-Martin seems to be a great scorer too, who might already be primed to play a big part for us within 2-3 years' time, which means Zirkzee was a profile we were lacking in the squad, especially after Martial's departure.
People are overreacting with Zirkzee. Van Persie didnt score a lot before he came to Arsenal neither. Then developed slowly at Arsenal and became one of the best strikers to ever grace Premier League. Too early to rule Zirkzee out.
 
When will people realize that Zirkzee was not brought in to be a prolific goalscorer for us? He's a completely different type of player that can maybe develop into a good goalscorer in the future (long-term), because I do believe he has the tools for it, but he's not that kind of player now.

That's fine, however, because he wasn't playing that role for Bologna either, and United didn't buy him with the expectation that he will suddenly turn into something he's never been, straightaway on day 1.

He knows what he is, the club know what he is, it's only a large portion of fans that seemingly don't.

Also, we already have the goalscorer in Hojlund. Obi-Martin seems to be a great scorer too, who might already be primed to play a big part for us within 2-3 years' time, which means Zirkzee was a profile we were lacking in the squad, especially after Martial's departure.

As you seem to have the inside scoop, what was he brought in for? What is he? What player profile that we’re missing does he fill?

The one recent opportunity we had to play him as a 10 behind a 9 because Bruno was suspended, we ended up playing a RB at 10 behind Zirkzee instead, so I’m struggling a little to what the point of him is.
 
As you seem to have the inside scoop, what was he brought in for? What is he? What player profile that we’re missing does he fill?

The one recent opportunity we had to play him as a 10 behind a 9 because Bruno was suspended, we ended up playing a RB at 10 behind Zirkzee instead, so I’m struggling a little to what the point of him is.
We were missing a tall player.
 
As you seem to have the inside scoop, what was he brought in for? What is he? What player profile that we’re missing does he fill?

The one recent opportunity we had to play him as a 10 behind a 9 because Bruno was suspended, we ended up playing a RB at 10 behind Zirkzee instead, so I’m struggling a little to what the point of him is.

In a nutshell, he's a "facilitator" that others around him, like Rashford, Garnacho, and Bruno can play off of, instead of being a pure goal scorer that's the furthest player up the pitch.
 
In a nutshell, he's a "facilitator" that others around him, like Rashford, Garnacho, and Bruno can play off of, instead of being a pure goal scorer that's the furthest player up the pitch.

Which is what I don’t understand. He isn’t direct competition for Hojlund and with Bruno having just signed a new deal and being pretty much being undroppable, I struggle to see that he fits any profile that we actually need in the squad. Especially if he isn’t going to be played deeper with a proper 9 ahead of him. Our major issue is that we don’t score anywhere near enough goals, and he doesn’t seem to fix that as a scorer or a facilitator.
 
My concern is when you see things like Garnacho throwing a tantrum on the field just because Zirkzee didn’t play him in.

Zirkzee is clearly a bit low on confidence and struggling with the pace of the league - what he needs, and what the experienced players in the squad should be doing - is providing some encouragement and pulling him along with them.

Honestly the whole team dynamic and vibe on the pitch seems really off at times. Too many players just out for themselves.
 
In a nutshell, he's a "facilitator" that others around him, like Rashford, Garnacho, and Bruno can play off of, instead of being a pure goal scorer that's the furthest player up the pitch.
So a Firmino? But he lacks his technique, pressing, vision and nasty streak, and I was never even a fan of Firmino.
 
So a Firmino? But he lacks his technique, pressing, vision and nasty streak, and I was never even a fan of Firmino.
Where does this strange notion that he doesn’t have skills or technique come from? He’s pretty good on the ball and even in tight situations.
 
People are overreacting with Zirkzee. Van Persie didnt score a lot before he came to Arsenal neither. Then developed slowly at Arsenal and became one of the best strikers to ever grace Premier League. Too early to rule Zirkzee out.

Can we not claim a player will come good without going to these ridiculous lengths. Robin Van Persie of all players to bring up.
 
Can we not claim a player will come good without going to these ridiculous lengths. Robin Van Persie of all players to bring up.

Same with all managers needing a feck load of time just because of what happened with fergie.
 
So a Firmino? But he lacks his technique, pressing, vision and nasty streak, and I was never even a fan of Firmino.

I think he has some similarities to Firmino but they're definitely not like-for-like. I also don't think he lacks technique, tbf.

Also, I do think Zirkzee isn't getting enough goals and assists now, and his general performances haven't been great either, except for a few games in August and September. However, that is largely down to how dysfunctional the current tactical setup is, in my opinion. If he played in a great team, he would be able to have a bigger influence on our games, and would rack up more G/A. Although he's not a 30 G/A player at the moment, even if he played in a City/Arsenal level team. More like 15/20. But like I said, I think that's fine for now.