Nah, Chelsea are only interested to make us buy him for even more money. Then they sit back and laugh that we purchased this god awful player that can't lace his boots, let alone kick a ball.
Am I doing it right?
Jose is a double agent, he's signing these shite ballers who are better off packing peanuts. He's going to spend all our money and get us relegated.
Who does he think he is, signing attacking players when they're just gonna play as fullbacks anyway, disgraceful