I just got a PM

i never did when i was down there
 
Christ don't I feel like a dick.

I PM'd some new lad about his racism on other forums.

Turns out he's Chinese :lol:
 
Guoqy@MTU said:
racism?
I don't know what are U talking about.
My English is very poor.
I'm a Chinese.Nice to meet you.

:lol:
 
What have you got lined up anyways Hectic?
 
not very bright that sanada guy
 
I've got some massive ones lined up which will put the last 3-5 to shame.

I'm going out now but will be on later tonight/early morning.
 
I'm still waiting for takers up on that 'I am rubber you are glue, bounce off me, stick to you.' one. That sounds like my favourite.
 
Been quite some time since you struck gold Hectic. Going off to study. I expect a good laugh when I get back.
 
I've been convincing one of the posters that this is for a good cause. He is falling for it. :D
 
I'm just having an argument with a newbie that his username '#15' is racist and offensive to my religion.

One good one coming up shortly.
 
Feck! :lol:
Redcafe has created a monster in you Hectic. :D
 
:lol:
It's what I enjoy doing!

More to come, if you don't see me for a while I'm out, but will be on later.
 
Feckin hell. Can hardly breath! :lol:
I can't wait to see his reaction..... :lol:
 
what you got in line next?

You should see our msn convos

There are so many I have got lost.

I think my next prank is going to be something like this:

Hello.

We have been monitoring your private messaging activity and have noticed you have held several conversations the return posters who were once banned.

We are considering taking legal action against you as these private message conversations reveal you were part of the hack attempt on this website which resulted in a Database Failure. The owner of this site suffered irreperable damage and has taken two posters who were involved in the attempt to court. Any evidence found on Users computers has been transfered over to the Computer Crime Unit who will deal with the data from your pc.

Do you have anything to say for yourself?

Something like that anyway.
 
Hectic don't know if you've tried this one but i reckon you should read some newbies posts and then highlight for special attention and message them saying you work for a department within old trafford and could do with someone as knowledgable to help the club and offer them some fake position like transfer tactical advisor.Get them to pm a c.v everything.