I just got a PM

Kirk Hammett said:
do the right thing man, don't report me for an offense i didn't commit. please i beg you. i'll say it again, do the right thing man, do the right thing. Doing the right thing isn't reporting me to the mods,

Kirk Hammett said:
ya bloody grass. you wank at Gabby Heinze's photos before you sleep, that explains your chosen nickname. i suggest you change your nickname to grassman, yes grassman.

or maybe grassfan,

:lol::lol::lol:
 
!tnuc gnikat ssip uoy citceH sknahT

I got promoted!!!!:)

I beam with pride!
:lol:

Welcome mate.

Did Hectic forget to say you have to write your first 20 posts here backwards too :smirk:


Only joking mate, that was one of the funniest things ive seen on the caf, you will have legendary status already!
 
This has got to go to the classics when it's all been done and dusted!

I forget there's still about 15 pranks going on, I'm still waiting for the pm's!
 
This has got to go to the classics when it's all been done and dusted!

I forget there's still about 15 pranks going on, I'm still waiting for the pm's!

They probably all know now..

Try some of the main posters who never come in the general.
 
They probably all know now..

Try some of the main posters who never come in the general.

I'm hitting up loads of the newbies who have barely made any posts as it's more likely they won't know me.

I'll get some the mains as well who don't post or read the general.
 
worth the wait, eh mate?

You did quality by the way, when you got him to lose it...that was just brilliant.

Where the hell is relx. Can't wait to see his post.
 
Kirk Hammett said:
you got my residence spot on too, i don't think it's a joke.

do the right thing sir, do the right thing. i swear i didn't do anything wrong so far here. i've been framed.

Didn't even read this until now. :lol:
The residence was a beauty of a touch, he believed I had traced his I.P to his house!
 
Oh by the way, I forgot to say, Kirk actually texted relx to ask who I was to confirm it wasn't a joke. relx texted him back saying if he recieved a pm by someone called 'Hectic' he was in deep shit.

:lol:
 
The sending of gay porn via PM is forbidden.

If we have any more reports of you doing this you will be banned and reported to the police.
 
Couple new ones:

I can't believe it's you! On here of all places as well, what's the chances of that?!

It's me John mate, I haven't spoken to you in ages now, how's things going?

How's the family and that. I'll get you a quick promotion as I know a couple of the mods, this is quality!!!

How you been though? Last time I heard how you were was about one year ago at least, I think it was that long anyway?!


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Alright mate.

I run an operation off the coast of France that basically filters salt water and turns it into petrol.

I looked at your name and just knew you were my man.

Are you interested in helping out the company?
 
I had to do it. God help the guy who believes that I work off the coast of France converting salt water to petrol.
 
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I just came back after a long day at school, this is priceless. Didn't know it would work out so well, thanks for the help heinzefan, air_mood and Hectic.

He's gonna kill me for this, who cares

I can't stop laughing FFS
 
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I just came back after a long day at school, this is priceless. Didn't know it would work out so well, thanks for the help heinzefan, air_mood and Hectic.

He's gonna kill me for this, who cares

I can't stop laughing FFS

:lol:

fecking excellent.
 
I just read my PMs. He was practically begging me not to report him. Brilliant I must say.

But I gotta say, the posting backwards one must have been the most brilliant one and he actually did it :lol::lol::lol:
 
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I just came back after a long day at school, this is priceless. Didn't know it would work out so well, thanks for the help heinzefan, air_mood and Hectic.

He's gonna kill me for this, who cares

I can't stop laughing FFS

no problem but hectic should get all the glory
 
Here's the latest one:

Hello.

Want to cut out the long and over-rated promotion process? Bored of being restricted to the Newbies and dealing with utter idiots? Need a quick-fix to jump up to the main forums?

Well here's your chance.

All you have to do is post 'I am rubber you are glue, bounce off me, stick to you' in 20 threads.

Do this one thing and you will automatically recieve a promotion. Back in my day when I was promoted one mod did the exact same thing to me, I was told if I posted an assortment of smilies in 30 posts I would recieve a promotion. Of course, it was a bit embarrasing, I won't lie, but it was definately worth it.

Put it this way, post 20 posts with that little comment, or stay stuck in the newbies like some posters who have been there for over 1 year.

The choice is yours, just pm me back saying you will or won't do it, if the answer is yes/agree then I will set about your imminent promotion.

Good luck.
 
Here's the latest one:

Hello.

Want to cut out the long and over-rated promotion process? Bored of being restricted to the Newbies and dealing with utter idiots? Need a quick-fix to jump up to the main forums?

Well here's your chance.

All you have to do is post 'I am rubber you are glue, bounce off me, stick to you' in 20 threads.

Do this one thing and you will automatically recieve a promotion. Back in my day when I was promoted one mod did the exact same thing to me, I was told if I posted an assortment of smilies in 30 posts I would recieve a promotion. Of course, it was a bit embarrasing, I won't lie, but it was definately worth it.

Put it this way, post 20 posts with that little comment, or stay stuck in the newbies like some posters who have been there for over 1 year.

The choice is yours, just pm me back saying you will or won't do it, if the answer is yes/agree then I will set about your imminent promotion.

Good luck.

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OMG i cants stop laughing at that one. has anyone fallen or it
 
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OMG i cants stop laughing at that one. has anyone fallen or it

Just sent it out now, should hopefully have someone doing it by the end of today.

This one has the potential to beat the last two.
 
Just sent it out now, should hopefully have someone doing it by the end of today.

This one has the potential to beat the last two.

yeah it so has this is gna be awesome. anyway guy and girls im going for a break my necks hurting because of my laptop keep me updatd guys.:D
 
:lol:

'I am rubber you are glue, bounce off me, stick to you'

:lol:
 
Brilliant Hectic! King best and I have a request. Could you possibly prank Nemanja Nemajic for us. He is dying to be promoted so he should be very vulnerable to a prank.
Cheers in advance! ;)
 
Brilliant Hectic! King best and I have a request. Could you possibly prank Nemanja Nemajic for us. He is dying to be promoted so he should be very vulnerable to a prank.
Cheers in advance! ;)

Sure no worries.

I'll make his one a really embarrasing one.
 
Has the post backwards things been found out yet in the newbies?? If no, then you should definitely send out some more Hectic. That was brilliant.
 
Has the post backwards things been found out yet in the newbies?? If no, then you should definitely send out some more Hectic. That was brilliant.

Will do, a couple people have found it but I know other haven't.
 
:lol:

I can't believe someone fell for it. Don't they ever have a look at the Main forum?