Here's the latest one:
Hello.
Want to cut out the long and over-rated promotion process? Bored of being restricted to the Newbies and dealing with utter idiots? Need a quick-fix to jump up to the main forums?
Well here's your chance.
All you have to do is post 'I am rubber you are glue, bounce off me, stick to you' in 20 threads.
Do this one thing and you will automatically recieve a promotion. Back in my day when I was promoted one mod did the exact same thing to me, I was told if I posted an assortment of smilies in 30 posts I would recieve a promotion. Of course, it was a bit embarrasing, I won't lie, but it was definately worth it.
Put it this way, post 20 posts with that little comment, or stay stuck in the newbies like some posters who have been there for over 1 year.
The choice is yours, just pm me back saying you will or won't do it, if the answer is yes/agree then I will set about your imminent promotion.
Good luck.