I just got a PM

[KingBest]

http://redcafe.net/showthread.php?t=158341

 

[Retirantmobs]

I am pranking newbies, read page 7 and 8.

That would involve clicking buttons.

 

[Deleted 20801]

I cannot believe you. You are really pissing me off. I'm not being funny but I'm not like that. Leave the gay stuff out - stop insulting me you WUM, fecking weirdo.

He keeps making them even better!

 

[KingEric7]

Juve are interested in him now, if i was he i'd pick Juve all day long, but who know's.

Will be good to see him back though, someone i quite liked

I cannot believe you. You are really pissing me off. I'm not being funny but I'm not like that. Leave the gay stuff out - stop insulting me you WUM, fecking weirdo.

I don't think my lungs can take anymore....

 

[Deleted 20801]

http://redcafe.net/showthread.php?t=158341

That's two different people with two different pranks in one thread.

 

[pert]

lizardking125 seems like a good lad, can we have him promoted?

 

[Deleted 20801]

lizardking125 seems like a good lad, can we have him promoted?

I will ask the mods.

I replied in that thread he created.

 

[pert]

Pert a mod

 

[Deleted 20801]

OMFG. Can u please shut up. Stop coming out with rubbish. Its not funny - stop bringing up gay topics, strange guy.

 

[KingEric7]

Lizardking does sound decent. Was PMing him before to keep his trap shut about the pranks! He agreed obviously. Good guy.

 

[KingEric7]

Unbelievable. You don't understand how hard it's been to convince him that this is necessary over MSN. He has no idea......
Great job Hectic!

 

[Deleted 20801]

Unbelievable. You don't understand how hard it's been to convince him that this is necessary over MSN. He has no idea......
Great job Hectic!

No worries mate, took a few pm's but he was game.

He will be promoted as well which is good.

 

[KingEric7]

Quit your jibba jabba fool. It ain't funny or clever, keep your mouth shut. Leave the gay stuff out for some other fool, bloody weirdo.

Had no idea he was capable of this.

 

[Deleted 20801]

WTF are you playing at. You keep coming out with shitty posts, its fecking constant. feck off to adifferent forum mate. Bloody strange strange guy you are.

 

[Deleted 20801]

Who gives a shit. Its a shit thread. Stop coming out with absolute crap. Leave it out will you. Some of us are trying to post intelligent comments, and we cannot acheive this with shit stirrers like you. Just leave website and never come back.

I didn't even tell him to write stuff life that!

 

[pert]

He's going to get himself banned

 

[Deleted 20801]

Hopefully not, if he does I will have alot of explaining to do.

 

[KingEric7]

Taken to a new level. Brilliance.

 

[KingEric7]

Been promoted now.
Deserves it after all that!

 

[Deleted 20801]

Alright mate,

that's enough. Anymore and the mods might think you are on a wind-up. I have already pm'd Sultan about your promotion so it's all good.

O.K. Once you pop, you just can't stop.

Especially with some of my later ones, I think they may have the capacity to have been mentally scarring to some of the recipients.

All in a good cause

 

[pert]

Fooled some lad into thinking he was too young to be a member:

You have to be at least 21 to post on these forums.

Please leave or you will be banned.

really, i mean i kinda figured people where older on here but 21 is taking the piss a bit isnt it? explain why the age limit is so high for a forum please.

There is alot of adult content on this site, it is unsuitable for children like yourself. Plus we have a lot of ex sex offenders that post. It is unsafe for psters like yourself.

sex offenders? what sort of fecking website would allow sex offenders to register in the first place, now either your a pair of tits short of a bra or your being serious and in that case then im sorry for breaking the age restrictions. should i pm the mods for the deletion of my account?

 

[Deleted 20801]

Brilliant

 

[pert]

I'm pissing myself here

https://www.redcafe.net/showthread.php?t=158449

 

[narnar]

Hope you let him know you were taking the piss pert.

 

[UBERScholes]

ex sex offenders

 

[KingEric7]

Sex offenders! Feckin hell.

 

[pert]

Got another PM off him

WHAT!! THATS 2 YEARS, YOU ACTUALLY WANT ME TO BROWSE THROUGH A THREAD WAITING FOR MY "SENTENCE" TO END SO ITS SAFE FOR ME TO POST WITHOUT SOME KIDDY FIDDLER KNOCKING ONE OFF OVER MY POSTS.

well you can feck that with a lead hat for starters!!

p.s press ctrl and a for the secret message.

feck YOU!!!

 

[KingEric7]

It's true I'm afraid. Quite a few people have had their accounts deleted for being underage - silly rule I know but you have to obide. Did you not read the terms and conditions before signing up? It was made quite clear.

From the age limit thread.
Lizardking looks a mightily decent poster in the making. He's even going along with the winding up of other newbies.

 

[KingEric7]

well tbh mate i just clicked agreed didnt really think about it. I presumed i was the right age to join. That pert guy has got us wound up though,could him hit so hard in the jaw he would have to chew with his hands . So what now do i have to just leave the site for good?

You have to laugh sometimes! Bless.....

 

[pert]

He's leaving the Caf

 

[KingEric7]

Argh well.
'Less is more'....

 

[narnar]

He's leaving the Caf

I had to tell him you were on a piss take, he was about to leave and all .

 

[KingEric7]

Kill joy!

 

[pert]

He'll go mad when he realises I'm 17

 

[air_mood]

Ex sex offenders??? feckin hell

 

[KingBest]

He'll go mad when he realises I'm 17

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, dieing of laughter after all these fools

 

[KingBest]

Been promoted now.
Deserves it after all that!

Wudda been more fun if he was just left in the newbies after doing all those tasks

 

[KingEric7]

That would have been cruel.

 

[KingEric7]

....ot desu yeht sa eromyna rewop hcum sa evah t'nod skcikeerf 'sggiG

That guy is still going strong. Absolute retard.

 

[pert]

I see we have a German newbie.

Banned for being a closet Nazi.