Grinner
Not fat gutted. Hirsuteness of shoulders TBD.
I told you already, shits and giggles. It's a novelty item that is too heavy to be of any practical use. Do you still own a gun?
I just want you to admit that you own and fire guns partly for the thrill. The body armour is clearly part of that. It's no biggie, when I was in Belize and thirty of us shot the hell out of the jungle, throwing grenades, raking it with GPMG, mag after mag I swear I had a hard-on. The majority of people who own guns do so because it makes them feel well 'ard and they like the power and the 'don't feck with me' vibe.
I do still own a gun. it's been in the drawer for a few years now. I've shot it once and the wife has never bothered to learn. If I had children I'd never have bought it and I'd happily turn it in if they banned handguns. I don't pose with it, and rarely think about it except 'maybe I should clean that fecking gun, it's probably full of dust and cat hair'.