Redlambs
Creator of the Caftards comics
A man gets carried away...
A man should also appreciate the humorous joke made out of his mistake...
A man gets carried away...
melissandre appears to have shown up just in time! Here's hoping for a bit of blood magic! #clutchingatstraws
I'd love to say I realised at that point but in all honesty I realised pretty much exactly when Jon did, staring at the traitor sign thinking "where the feck is Benjen?". Which would be fine except Jon didn't know he was going to get stabbed months in advance whereas I did.
Olly was just so damn convincing.
"Where is Benjen guys? Did Benjen write this? Is Benjen behind this sign? What's that in your hand Alliser?"
Didn't help either that the actor couldn't really pull off the death very well. I'm just laughing now thinking about it.
Looked like they were hoping the snow would break their fall.
Arya is probably going to become "no-one", I guess the first step is losing her face.
Daenearys dragon (aka flying plot device) is to injured to save her.
I'm going to go ahead and say that the magic did work (it stopped the winter), however it's not up to the gods to keep Stannis men loyal. Half of them abandoned him following the child burning if you missed that conversation.
Stannis is most certainly dead.
"Where is Benjen guys? Did Benjen write this? Is Benjen behind this sign? What's that in your hand Alliser?"
Didn't help either that the actor couldn't really pull off the death very well. I'm just laughing now thinking about it.
You can tell that the show has caught up with the books because the writing has gotten so much worse. Agree about the shock value points but that comes from crap tv writing rather than the books imo. No doubt the books will still have them, but they'll be better fleshed out so when it does happen the shock has much better context.
I also think that episode was rushed way, way too much. I thought it was going to be given the end of last episode, there was just too much stuff to tie up.
I'm tempted to go in the book thread and ask a few things. Not just the writing, but reactions to some of the key events this season have been different to those when the likes of Ned and Oberyn were killed.
I know it's no secret the tv show is nearly up with the books now, but I wonder where the two stand. I remember GRRM saying once about ripples creating waves (or something like that) and there's been a lot this season that simply doesn't seem like it's as logical (as far as GoT goes there anyway) as previous seasons.
I'm tempted to go in the book thread and ask a few things. Not just the writing, but reactions to some of the key events this season have been different to those when the likes of Ned and Oberyn were killed.
I know it's no secret the tv show is nearly up with the books now, but I wonder where the two stand. I remember GRRM saying once about ripples creating waves (or something like that) and there's been a lot this season that simply doesn't seem like it's as logical (as far as GoT goes there anyway) as previous seasons.
According to that lady she saw him winning, not just the snow melting so that makes no sense at all. Why did they not show Stannis's death? I feel like someone back-stabbed Brian just as she was about to swing the sword. Maybe that or he is dead. In any case it made no sense.
You can tell that the show has caught up with the books because the writing has gotten so much worse. Agree about the shock value points but that comes from crap tv writing rather than the books imo. No doubt the books will still have them, but they'll be better fleshed out so when it does happen the shock has much better context.
I also think that episode was rushed way, way too much. I thought it was going to be given the end of last episode, there was just too much stuff to tie up.
Yeah that's why I said they should've spread them out better over the last few episodes. I just remembered that Ramseys hot gf got Reeked off the top of the turret. Good thud sound she made too. RIP
It's shite though - either he stays dead (shit) or she brings him back to life (a nice escape) thus, rendering your series finale(!) absolutely pointless, and just an exercise in shock value.
Yep. Whether next season starts with a) Stannis dead or b) Brianne dead because she's been stabbed by secret brother Donald Baratheon... it's still a really naff death/story arc for one of two main characters in the show.
I liked her, good boobs and pretty. She was an odd character, she seemed totally happy being Ramseys cast off.
I can't recall as many glaring obvious flaws. Someone mentioned that Jon should have made a speech, damn right he should! That's a glaring hole right there! The whole Sansa lighting the candle as soon as shemale walked off screen. It's all tv shortcuts that shouldn't happen in a show like this, we aren't morons, there's way too many of these "almost" moments.
Ye can always just PM one of us and ask. We can't really say anything about the differences in this thread without getting lynched.
Do you people hate folk that read all books or is it specific books?
It gives him more freedom though if hes brought back to life. No more oath to Nights Watch (though he broke a few rules). However he was still going to pretty much stay the wall. Now if (big if) hes resurrected he pretty much has no reason to stay there (cept the incoming white walkers).
It's shite though - either he stays dead (shit) or she brings him back to life (a nice escape) thus, rendering your series finale(!) absolutely pointless, and just an exercise in shock value.
It'd actually be pretty funny if Jon isn't revived for most of next season
I agree with the shortcuts of TV (convenience). I think this is the problem when you only have 10 episodes and a lot of material @RedSky
Brienne walking off just as the light went up, and then turning up just as Stannis falls down was all to convenient.
On the whole I think theyve done well to tell a lot of the story though.
It gives him more freedom though if hes brought back to life. No more oath to Nights Watch (though he broke a few rules). However he was still going to pretty much stay the wall. Now if (big if) hes resurrected he pretty much has no reason to stay there (cept the incoming white walkers).
Regarding Brienne, maybe she doesnt kill him, but just knocks him out (although tbh theres actually no reason for her to do that). Also where was Pod? Did he just disappear from Briennes side?
I can't recall as many glaring obvious flaws. Someone mentioned that Jon should have made a speech, damn right he should! That's a glaring hole right there! The whole Sansa lighting the candle as soon as shemale walked off screen. It's all tv shortcuts that shouldn't happen in a show like this, we aren't morons, there's way too many of these "almost" moments.
That doesn't fly with me. They had plenty of awful scenes this season which were not only poorly written but didn't really push the plot along. If they structured the episodes better and had decent pacing then that wouldn't be an issue.
The sand snakes get flak for good reason, that whole segment was terribly written. They even reached the point with Kings Landing where they couldn't be bothered to show Tommen ffs!
Basically the pacing of the first 6 episodes were poor and it made them rush 7-10. Which in turn made those episodes poorer than they should have been. It's no real surprise that the best segment of Season 5 was the 2nd half of Episode 8 (where they actually gave 30mins purely for Snows story). The pacing of that segment was so much better than the rest combined. Perhaps at times they try to do simply too much and in that case they should have planned their Seasons better. The Daenerys storyline suffers from being too slow! But the rest of the stories seem to go to fast.
What if.....
Jon Snow is resurrected, not by Melisandre, but by the White Walkers? He'd be a powerful weapon for them.
@Annihilate Now! @Redlambs I was just thinking that - imagine if we dont go to the wall at all next season or dont get a mention of Jon Snow until (a possible) season 7 or end of season 6. lol
@RedSky Dont get me wrong, I agree with you with regards to some of the pointless scenes. In fact, I think the Sandsnakes should have had some more time invested in them for me to actually care (or not shown at all). The scenes with them were brutal and some of the lines and acting felt like a parody
I think I'm done with this shit now. Martin is bad enough, but the TV writers really love abusing their women. The walk of shame - or whatever - was basically porn for women haters.
The walk was handled quite well. It's a fairly realistic way for medieval sexist zealots to try and punish women. Lena Headey gave a great performance too.
Oh for sure, i'm using the Sand Snakes as an example of a segment that needed far better writing. I'm pretty sure that whole segment is tv bullshit.
According to that lady she saw him winning, not just the snow melting so that makes no sense at all. Why did they not show Stannis's death? I feel like someone back-stabbed Brian just as she was about to swing the sword. Maybe that or he is dead. In any case it made no sense.