Television Game of Thrones (TV) • The watch has ended

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I miss the flaming sword dude and his band of merry men.
 
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Proof that adding lots of spinny shit doesn't always make it look cool!

The one with the short hair needs to get naked tho. If she gets naked I will forgive the rest of this awfulness!
 
I've been quite a fan/defender of this season, put feck me... that was an atrocious hour of television! Probably the worst GoT episode I've ever seen.

  • That fight. Holy feck that fight... I literally can't believe they filmed that, watched it back and thought "Yep... this is of suitable quality to put in an actual, popular tv show" . You know how fights are often filmed in slow-motion, then sped-up in post? I'm fairly sure that's what happened here... except the post bit didn't happen. All of those sand-women people are shitty actors, (and it's even more apparent when you watch women like Lena Heady or Grandma Tyrell but in good acting performances) put the girl with the spear takes the biscuit. Also, the way she was twirling her spear was how I would twirl a spear... actually, I'd probably do it better.
  • That court scene was farcical... and if it results in another (far-less interesting) trial I'll be zoning out quite quickly (the Queen getting arrested? What?) I reckon. Also, won't the Tyrell's just pull all their funding and what not now?
  • Tyrion and Mormen were easily the best thing about this episode... not that it was hard.
  • Arya stuff was dragged out far too much (did we really need two separate bits with her?) and not much was achieved with it really. She's still not ready to be faceless? Okay then...
  • The ending. Ramsay is a good villain already - the idea that he would have Theon watch just takes it to farcical levels though. It's bordering on Cartoon levels at this point. I think I was meant to be shocked and appalled by what was going on, but Theon there took me out of the scene completely. Also, Sansa is surely smarter/stronger than this... light that candle or whatever FFS... she's been pathetic for far too long now. I mean, there was that bath scene, where that girl (who is also a dreadful actress) tried to scare her and Sansa stood up to her, which would have been great, if they hadn't completely undermined it by having her look shit scared as soon as Miranda Hart left the room.
 
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Nearly fell asleep during that, it was awful. Take away Snow's storyline and this season is nothing really, most of it feels like filler.

We only get 10 episode per season, I can't believe they put that shit on for 60 mins.
 
Sooner or later one of the "good" guys will get something going for them, right? It's becoming a bit boring now.
 
The Sandsnakes are terrible. Oberyn was so great, yet everybody else related to him is terrible. Didnt realise how bearable he made his wife / gf / whatever she is. They are all terrible, Bronn is fantastic though and has some great lines, which probably does mean hes going to die as has been speculated above.

Cersei is a master bitch. She looked like a lost soul and down for the count a few weeks ago, but now shes come back and played it well.

Littlefinger is brilliant. True player of the game.

That Sansa scene didnt shock me as it did others, mainly cos weve scene stuff like this on the show before. It was a bit like Danys wedding night in that it was bad but she kinda accepted it was going to happen. Reek/Theon having to watch though, I didnt expect that. Ramsey is one fecked up dude.

The Arya thing is dragging too much, i thought that could have used less time to reach the same point.

We still have four episodes left, so ill wait to see what happens now with the stories here.

The debut of Mr Ekos character was brilliant though :P
 
Looks like Littlefinger might do a Tywin and go up to Winterfell's gates, ask to be let in with his army to support the Boltons and then sack the place for Stannis. History to repeat itself in a way.
 
Weren't those sand twats supposed to murder Cersei's daughter?

Why didn't they do it then when they had her?

Or was the plan to kidnap?

Either way, they are shit.

Whilst they are shit, season five is takes place a week or two after season four ended, thus Oberyn has only being dead a month or so.
 
What an absolute shite episode, look how much a good character Oberyn was and he was a good actor too, But those sand snakes :lol: are so disappointing every time they are on TV.

Also Sansa lol, she never gets a break.
 
The whole sandsnakes thing has been rushed imo. They just been introduced and added into a flimy fight scene. I mean, they just happened to get there at the same time?

This as well happening a few episodes after the awesome fight scene with Unsullied and Greyworm.
 
You have to realize, Littlefinger thrives on chaos. He knows what he's doing in manipulating Cersei. At the end of season 3, he said something about "chaos is a ladder".
 
It was pretty crap. The only good points from this season is whats happening in the north with Snow, Stannis & the Boltons. Everything outside of Winterfell just feels like dragged out filler. The Tyrion & Mormont scenes are great, but we expected them to get derailed and distracted on their journey throughout the season. I cant say I'm really following Arya's plot and her House Of Cards dull scenes.. the sand snakes fighting scene was slapstick. Jaime & Bronn just happened to precisely turn up at the point them girls went looking for the Princess & the shittest fight in GOT history ever breaks out in minutes.
 
Glad it was not just me who cringed at the fighting scene, the acting has been pretty solid for the most, but that scene was just terrible.
 
I was hoping Sansa had concealed a knife under her wedding dress sleeve all along and was going to kill Ramsey there and then.

I thought the same thing when she was slowly disrobing, like she was going to grab something sharp to turn around and slit his throat or something. Of course not, lol
 
Speaking of the Sand Snakes and bad acting....it's almost as if good acting played a part in why Game of Thrones is so watchable.
 
Feck me thought I would be the only one that thought the fight scene was so damn hokey...none o fit made any sense...these sand snakes are made out to be these great warriors yet they just run blindly through the courtyard not knowing where the Lannister girl is....when will Theon finally come back to reality? I mean how much more can he take...you can see that Sansa has somewhat brought him back to his senses...Im just waiting for him to go Mad King on Ramseys ass.