Frenkie de Jong | The last muppeting lap

Frenkie to United?

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webbthepostie said:
There's still time. His fiance just posted a pic of her dinner on Facebook and the ketchup was RED. Motwyw
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Bollox, the painters are in. Not a fecking chance. What posh bird uses ketchup?, has he took her to KFC?

You narcissistic twat Frenkie.
 
I wrote a little poem to help us march to the 1800th page



What is our team? A play of passion;
Our mirth the music of division;
Our midfielders' passes the tiring-houses be,
Where we are dressed for this short comedy.
Frenkie the judicious sharp spectator is,
That sits and marks still who doth shoot amiss;
Our graves that hide us from the searching sun
Are like drawn curtains when the transfer is done.
Thus march we, complaining and dreaming, to our latest rest,
Only we muppet in earnest – that’s no jest.
 
Eplel said:
I wrote a little poem to help us march to the 1800th page

What is our team? A play of passion;
Our mirth the music of division;
Our midfielders' passes the tiring-houses be,
Where we are dressed for this short comedy.
Frenkie the judicious sharp spectator is,
That sits and marks still who doth shoot amiss;
Our graves that hide us from the searching sun
Are like drawn curtains when the transfer is done.
Thus march we, complaining and dreaming, to our latest rest,
Only we muppet in earnest – that’s no jest.
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Thanks man, I am suicidal now.
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Eplel said:
I wrote a little poem to help us march to the 1800th page



What is our team? A play of passion;
Our mirth the music of division;
Our midfielders' passes the tiring-houses be,
Where we are dressed for this short comedy.
Frenkie the judicious sharp spectator is,
That sits and marks still who doth shoot amiss;
Our graves that hide us from the searching sun
Are like drawn curtains when the transfer is done.
Thus march we, complaining and dreaming, to our latest rest,
Only we muppet in earnest – that’s no jest.
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Stay at home, wash your hands, stay safe?!?
 
Eplel said:
I wrote a little poem to help us march to the 1800th page



What is our team? A play of passion;
Our mirth the music of division;
Our midfielders' passes the tiring-houses be,
Where we are dressed for this short comedy.
Frenkie the judicious sharp spectator is,
That sits and marks still who doth shoot amiss;
Our graves that hide us from the searching sun
Are like drawn curtains when the transfer is done.
Thus march we, complaining and dreaming, to our latest rest,
Only we muppet in earnest – that’s no jest.
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This is too good for the caf.

"Our midfielders' passes the tiring-houses be..."

:lol:
 
arnie_ni said:
They aren't remotely similar at all. They are perfect together
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Agreed up to a point as they are different players, but were we not all in for de Jong as the perfect solution for us at CDM? A different kind of CDM than Casemiro without question, but a CDM nonetheless.
 
Two... more... days. We ran out of rations ages ago, and we've been out of water for weeks. We are now at the 'eating rats, drinking piss' phase of the voyage. There is no wind. There is no land in sight. The ship is taking on water. Now is not the time for faint hearts, ladies 'n' gents: all hands to the pump. We will survive this. We will plant our flag on De Jong Island!
 
Wing Attack Plan R said:
Two... more... days. We ran out of rations ages ago, and we've been out of water for weeks. We are now at the 'eating rats, drinking piss' phase of the voyage. There is no wind. There is no land in sight. The ship is taking on water. Now is not the time for faint hearts, ladies 'n' gents: all hands to the pump. We will survive this. We will plant our flag on De Jong Island!
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wait, does that mean he's in?
 
gaffs said:
I think his girlfriend has his nuts in a jar.

She likes the Barca lifestyle.

I think FDJ comes across as a bit of a pussy, tbh.
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Shakesey said:
Here he gets to be the hero and bask in the glory of inevitably helping to turn things around. Call me crazy, but I'm feeling really positive about the next few years. I think with or without him, our fortunes are going to turn around.


Agreed. Although "a bit" is doing a lot of work in that sentence.
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MrSingh2002 said:
+1

He gained no man points this summer. Got disrespected by his employer and his girlfriend who would rather live in Barcelona than her boyfriend have a fulfilling career.
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VidaRed said:
Watch her dump him next year ;)
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“Where’s the Misogynist? - RedCafe Edition”

Just need to find the wizard and the dog now.
 
BenitoSTARR said:
“Where’s the Misogynist? - RedCafe Edition”

Just need to find the wizard and the dog now.
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people love blaming the girlfriend for some famous guy doing something that's not to their liking enough
 
RedPed said:
Twists and turns?? Just what were they, exactly? This was never even close to happening.
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At one point we had a full agreement with Barca regarding the fee. So it looked close then. Besides, I was more talking about the thread itself. The myriad of palancas, the deferred payments, the different deadlines of player registrations, the changed starting position of De Jong, the made up Chelsea interest and even this late fake wedding drama-have all contributed to this wild ride. While this might not have a happy ending, it is what muppet season is about.
 
Berbasbullet said:
Or "where's the incel"
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there are also nice people who involuntarily not (get to) do that thing that is done when someone is not cel, though.

These fellas are just some nitwitted pieces of shit :)

EDIT: or they don't know why they're being problematic, so hope they'll figure it out (and then hopefully decide to grow based on said acquired growth)
 
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Rustyspider13 said:
At one point we had a full agreement with Barca regarding the fee. So it looked close then. Besides, I was more talking about the thread itself. The myriad of palancas, the deferred payments, the different deadlines of player registrations, the changed starting position of De Jong, the made up Chelsea interest and even this late fake wedding drama-have all contributed to this wild ride. While this might not have a happy ending, it is what muppet season is about.
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"are we in for Frenkie? hehe"

maybe that's more para than phrase but clearly ETH does not know who this Frenkie guy is at all, let alone how he could be a transfer target for a role he deemed essential!

I do wonder though, with the agreement there and things being weird at the least, that this really could be a deadline day who blinks and bites first type of deal that simply feels hopeless for it being a month and a half since the Ornstein tweet getting us high, but then the fade out was more depressing (for lack of a better word) than a simple no would have been. It's like making moves on someone you like without a clear no (but definitely not a clear yes) in return, except at least this saga has a deadline :lol: cannot wait for the transfer window to end so I can stop following football closely again.
 
I think "man points" was the phrase of the day. I wonder how many Frenkie had, living his millionaire lifestyle playing football for Barca and living in style with his girlfriend, and how many he now has?
 
Counterfactual said:
I think "man points" was the phrase of the day. I wonder how many Frenkie had, living his millionaire lifestyle playing football for Barca and living in style with his girlfriend, and how many he now has?
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I don't know what a man point is, and I don't wanna be or even sound homophobic, but you could point at a man and I don't want it
 
Still no update on what he's doing in London? :nervous:
 
Berbasbullet said:
Or "where's the incel"
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Tonight on 8 out of 10 twats…
Shakesey said:
Aw, you tagged me. How sweet
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Well yeah you’re agreeing that you also think FDJ is a pussy and has his nuts in a jar because he possibly could be considering the impact of his move on his fiancé and childhood sweetheart. How dare he consider someone else’s feelings very close to him and not just leap at the chance to join Manchester United because Shakesey and co want it to be the case.

Obviously it takes a real man to completely ignore the wishes or views of a partner creating an imbalanced relationship which only satisfies one party.

That was sarcasm and yes I did feel the need to point it out because much like the incel movement I’m not sure you’ll get it.
 
How much do we want to bet that the window closes, he finds himself on the bench for the best part of the next couple of months and starts making kissy faces at United and Chelsea after regretting his decision to stay?
 
crossy1686 said:
How much do we want to bet that the window closes, he finds himself on the bench for the best part of the next couple of months and starts making kissy faces at United and Chelsea after regretting his decision to stay?
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nah. he's a battered spouse of barcelona. Barca will buy him a nice diamond necklace and he'll forgive her
 
How will he sign for a club that can't get his fans to reach 2100 pages in honour of whatever his reason is for liking 21

think this is off guys, and it's all on you
 
There's no reason to keep this thread going now. Once United signed Antony and came to an agreement on Dubravka, this was all but over. We'll see if this will make a return in January/next summer, but I doubt it.
 
Yeah this thread doesn’t deserve to reach 2000 now. Not like this.

Muppetry should be the stupid hope that something incredible may happen in a window while tracking flights and analysing the colour of vegetable in someone’s latest insta post.

Not this… never this.

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