Frenkie de Jong | The last muppeting lap

Frenkie to United?

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I couldn't care less for players that want to join other teams. Don't care about Haaland at City, don't care about Frenkie De Jong at Chelsea. Without right spirit and desire, skills are nothing. Anybody who doesn't want to be here can join whatever they want. There are enough good players, if our scouts were not full of crap, that we don't have to beg.

De Jong is not joining, and – good riddance!
 
NewGlory said:
I couldn't care less for players that want to join other teams. Don't care about Haaland, don't care about Frenkie De Jong. Without spirit and desire, skills are nothing. Anybody who doesn't want to be here can join whatever they want. There are enough good players, if our scouts were not full of crap, that we don't have to beg.

De Jong is not joining, and – good riddance!
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Yawn.
 
Red the Bear said:
Write some fan fiction dedicated to our boy frenkie , that might turn his head.
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It landed on time. Fog drifting across the runway like a prime George Best, effortless and with the faint odor of gasoline. Inside the plane began the stirring of some passengers as they readied for arrival. Two seats, however, remained in use for several minutes after the final stewardess had fixed her skirt and thanked Snowjoe for his routine servicing...

"Sigh," she sighed. "Thees weather ees mucho coldio."
Frenkie also sighed, but with more sighness. "We're not in Spain anymore, Mikky. Speak Englishings." He removed the prop moustache he had culturally appropriated from Catalonia and switched it for his backup bucket hat. There was no doubt that Ryanair would have sent the suitcase with the primary one to Karachi or the Moon by mistake.

Mikky gave Frenkie a sad face like you would see from a cat or duck or something before you smashed it's face in with one of your dad's golf clubs. "Why did we come here, Frenkie? London has dickhead cyclists that we could clip with our Range Rover on days out, and they have at least one restaurant that's good. Manchester hasn't been relevant since Whiplash."

"First off; James also brought out a little album called 'Pleased to Meet You' years after Whiplash so you're just plain wrong. Secondly..." Frenkie raised his hand to stop Mikky talking back, like he had learned from Centrist and critical thinker Andrew Tate.

He ruffled under his chair for his shotgun and night vision goggles.

"Ninja Cyborg Badgers. They've followed us. Get behind me Mikky!"

@rimaldo take the wheel.
 
UnitedSofa said:
It really frustrates me that he cannot say his name right. His name is 'FRENKIE' not 'FRANKIE' :mad:

Typical English mentality of saying a foreign persons name wrong and not learning the correct way. I'm not saying you have to be Derek Ray levels of pronounciation, but come on, the guys name is Frenkie, nor Frankie.
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The fact we haven't signed Frank Young yet frustrates me more than your Dutch pronunciation.

Let's get this deal done. I want to see Young and Casey in our midfield together soon.
 
NewGlory said:
I couldn't care less for players that want to join other teams. Don't care about Haaland at City, don't care about Frenkie De Jong at Chelsea. Without right spirit and desire, skills are nothing. Anybody who doesn't want to be here can join whatever they want. There are enough good players, if our scouts were not full of crap, that we don't have to beg.

De Jong is not joining, and – good riddance!
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Can somebody tell this guy about the train? Choo Choo
 
Mr Pigeon said:
It landed on time. Fog drifting across the runway like a prime George Best, effortless and with the faint odor of gasoline. Inside the plane began the stirring of some passengers as they readied for arrival. Two seats, however, remained in use for several minutes after the final stewardess had fixed her skirt and thanked Snowjoe for his routine servicing...

"Sigh," she sighed. "Thees weather ees mucho coldio."
Frenkie also sighed, but with more sighness. "We're not in Spain anymore, Mikky. Speak Englishings." He removed the prop moustache he had culturally appropriated from Catalonia and switched it for his backup bucket hat. There was no doubt that Ryanair would have sent the suitcase with the primary one to Karachi or the Moon by mistake.

Mikky gave Frenkie a sad face like you would see from a cat or duck or something before you smashed it's face in with one of your dad's golf clubs. "Why did we come here, Frenkie? London has dickhead cyclists that we could clip with our Range Rover on days out, and they have at least one restaurant that's good. Manchester hasn't been relevant since Whiplash."

"First off; James also brought out a little album called 'Pleased to Meet You' years after Whiplash so you're just plain wrong. Secondly..." Frenkie raised his hand to stop Mikky talking back, like he had learned from Centrist and critical thinker Andrew Tate.

He ruffled under his chair for his shotgun and night vision goggles.

"Ninja Cyborg Badgers. They've followed us. Get behind me Mikky!"

@rimaldo take the wheel.
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This could go anywhere.

@rimaldo , we are poised
 
Casemiro, Modric, Kroos. Do you remember this trio in the middle? Sounds like history is repeating itself again, and in the midfield of United Casemiro, De Jong (Kroos) and Eriksen (Modric). We gonna win the League this season and dominate again.

Free our boy, Barca.
 
hellhunter said:
No idea mate, just stumbled across it on his Wikipedia page
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Superstition apparently.

“Very few people know my name is Casimiro, because my mother’s surname is spelt with an “i”, not an “e”: Casimiro.,” the player explained.

“When I played in Brazil, there was a game in Sao Paulo when people incorrectly named me Casemiro.

“I played very well that game and I decided that people should keep calling me Casemiro, with the “e”. It has no changed since.”



https://www.football-espana.net/202...explains-his-name-is-correctly-spelt-casimiro
 
TheReligion said:
This is definitely gathering pace again
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Where you getting that impression from, would happily accept a lower budget next year to get De Jong, Antony & RB now but think our only chance is him not being in favour come January or next summer. Mind you can't imagine a player of his standing would want to be on the fringes with a World Cup in November.
 
bosskeano said:
do we have a keeper other that DeGea???

Dalot i thought did well last night against a quality attacking player in Diaz. Could we use an upgrade? for sure but focus should be on a CM(Frenkie) and a FWD(Antony) in trying to get these transfers across the line
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Agree that De Jong and Antony should be the priorities, but we have let Henderson go, and De Gea looks shaky with his distribution in Ten Hag's style of play, so we could definitely do with a new starting/back-up keeper. I would assume that there are other players that Ten Hag has already decided won't feature in his plans (maybe AWB, Maguire, Ronaldo, etc) and if we can sell, then we could get decent money and fund replacements (Gusto, Ndicka, Gakpo...). Personally, I'm not convinced by Gakpo as a striker, and Martial, Rashford (and Greenwood) are not real number 9's either. However, I think we will struggle to bring in a quality number 9, as Sesko (and Haaland) would have been my choice. I would also like to bring in Nkunku and Endrick, but neither of those are available this season.
 
Mr Pigeon said:
It landed on time. Fog drifting across the runway like a prime George Best, effortless and with the faint odor of gasoline. Inside the plane began the stirring of some passengers as they readied for arrival. Two seats, however, remained in use for several minutes after the final stewardess had fixed her skirt and thanked Snowjoe for his routine servicing...

"Sigh," she sighed. "Thees weather ees mucho coldio."
Frenkie also sighed, but with more sighness. "We're not in Spain anymore, Mikky. Speak Englishings." He removed the prop moustache he had culturally appropriated from Catalonia and switched it for his backup bucket hat. There was no doubt that Ryanair would have sent the suitcase with the primary one to Karachi or the Moon by mistake.

Mikky gave Frenkie a sad face like you would see from a cat or duck or something before you smashed it's face in with one of your dad's golf clubs. "Why did we come here, Frenkie? London has dickhead cyclists that we could clip with our Range Rover on days out, and they have at least one restaurant that's good. Manchester hasn't been relevant since Whiplash."

"First off; James also brought out a little album called 'Pleased to Meet You' years after Whiplash so you're just plain wrong. Secondly..." Frenkie raised his hand to stop Mikky talking back, like he had learned from Centrist and critical thinker Andrew Tate.

He ruffled under his chair for his shotgun and night vision goggles.

"Ninja Cyborg Badgers. They've followed us. Get behind me Mikky!"

@rimaldo take the wheel.
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Damn, didn't think you'd put this much effort into this great stuff , now we just need to find a homing Pigeon to post it to Frenkie.

Let's hope the Pigeon makes it to Barcelona.
 
Red the Bear said:
We won't need Bellingham if we get de jong to pair him up with casemiro.

He'd kinda be pointless at that point.
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hellhunter said:
Imagine United getting into a position where signing Bellingham would be pointless :drool:
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What you're forgetting is that De Jong is massively overrated and not actually that great. The club he's currently at desperately wants to get rid, no idea why this simple fact is giving so few people pause.
 
Erik the Red said:
Agree that De Jong and Antony should be the priorities, but we have let Henderson go, and De Gea looks shaky with his distribution in Ten Hag's style of play, so we could definitely do with a new starting/back-up keeper. I would assume that there are other players that Ten Hag has already decided won't feature in his plans (maybe AWB, Maguire, Ronaldo, etc) and if we can sell, then we could get decent money and fund replacements (Gusto, Ndicka, Gakpo...). Personally, I'm not convinced by Gakpo as a striker, and Martial, Rashford (and Greenwood) are not real number 9's either. However, I think we will struggle to bring in a quality number 9, as Sesko (and Haaland) would have been my choice. I would also like to bring in Nkunku and Endrick, but neither of those are available this season.
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disagree think martial is a proper 9, just cant stay healthy for any period of time it seems.
 
Erik the Red said:
Agree that De Jong and Antony should be the priorities, but we have let Henderson go, and De Gea looks shaky with his distribution in Ten Hag's style of play, so we could definitely do with a new starting/back-up keeper. I would assume that there are other players that Ten Hag has already decided won't feature in his plans (maybe AWB, Maguire, Ronaldo, etc) and if we can sell, then we could get decent money and fund replacements (Gusto, Ndicka, Gakpo...). Personally, I'm not convinced by Gakpo as a striker, and Martial, Rashford (and Greenwood) are not real number 9's either. However, I think we will struggle to bring in a quality number 9, as Sesko (and Haaland) would have been my choice. I would also like to bring in Nkunku and Endrick, but neither of those are available this season.
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Our shot at Haaland would have been agreeing to that release clause when he was at Salzburg and clearly weren't doing that
 
Hansi Fick said:
What you're forgetting is that De Jong is massively overrated and not actually that great. The club he's currently at desperately wants to get rid, no idea why this simple fact is giving so few people pause.
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So who can we realistically sign for that kind of role in the centre of midfield then
 
Hansi Fick said:
What you're forgetting is that De Jong is massively overrated and not actually that great. The club he's currently at desperately wants to get rid, no idea why this simple fact is giving so few people pause.
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A club that repeatedly plays him out of position and nullifies his best qualities.

His quality is obvious for everyone to see in the right set up, which ten hag will provide for him , maybe you'd be right and we'd call him a flop a year from now, but now the evidence works in his favor.
 
Red the Bear said:
A club that repeatedly plays him out of position and nullifies his best qualities.

His quality is obvious for everyone to see in the right set up, which ten hag will provide for him , maybe you'd be right and we'd call him a flop a year from now, but now the evidence works in his favor.
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That's the mental thing he's constantly being played out of position and yet he's still happy to stay
 
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