Frenkie de Jong | The last muppeting lap
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Or just signing for Chelsea
someone needs to get down there
Where is Chelsea's office?
Also why is united's office in London, I know it's a hub and all but might as well keep it in Manchester.
Also why is united's office in London, I know it's a hub and all but might as well keep it in Manchester.
That's where our fanbase is, right?
Or just signing for Chelsea
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If you watch till the end of his Instagram story you see the camera scan to the back of his car. If you listen carefully you can hear ‘glory, glory Man Utd’ in a distinctly Dutch sounding voice…
Choo choo
Our fanbase is everywhere because we are so massive...
Doubt it's for De Jong - must be a another player who is in discussion with Chelsea, but you never know.
Just another clout chasing agent.
Just saw the story and he was driving past Stamford Bridge and filmed the sign outside.
Looks like he's trolling
Probably there to represent Ziyech who has cut ties with his former agent.
yep - just seen now its about Ziyech.
It’s over, we should move on.
Game over!
One last push! We need to get to 2000 pages or we have lost him. After we beat Liverpool he must be pleading to join us.
The next story...
If he's outside Stamford Bridge, he's nowhere near United's offices (Stratton Street).
where?
Write some fan fiction dedicated to our boy frenkie , that might turn his head.We need to keep going. Frenkie is sat in his brand new house with everything still unboxed, just waiting for that magic number. Dinking a little ping pong ball from one end of the study towards the F5 key on his laptop at the other side - perfectly hit every time - he loudly shouts out the numbers in his native Dutch.
"1682 pagens? Teringlijer Bastardos! ik waiten tot 2000 den singo contracto. Den ik zal naar toe rennen Pepsi Guardiolas en kicking face! Gloring gloring Manchestering Unites!"
Mikky marches past, struggling to maneuver through the fifty thousand ping pong balls that have begun to spill into the hall as she lugs a briefcase to the front door. She's had enough.
"Pleur op! verdomd Manchester United agen?! Nein sunny delighto en beachy beachy
Frenkie doesn't give a shit. United have Casemiro now. Why spend his days with Mikky when he can play with a different chipmunk who can actually thread him some decent through passes, unlike the shite she served up for their engagement party a few weeks ago?! She wasn't even defensively aware when they were in Las Vegas and that goat he was sprint training with clattered into her ffs.
If you look at the replys Ziyech was in the clip. It makes sense given that this guy isn't FDJ agent - he works for him.
I meant like a report somewhere, rather than just someone spitballing
Posts like this might as well get fecked.
Dursan seems like a decent guy, willing to tell Chelsea in person that his client won't be signing for their shit club.
think they're sarcastic. Or would hope so at least, whoever is still here 1683 pages in, is on this train till the end.
Whitwell on Talk of the Devils/The Athletic Football podcast seemed pretty certain this isn't happening.
I think everyone knows it’s unlikely at this point
Here until we either sign him on burn this mo fkr down
Good. That’s the point when you play chicken.
Sure, journos are unanimously saying it either won't happen or that it's remote. But does the club watch him sign for Chelsea if we can still get him and ETH desperately wants him, with the prospect of having an incredible midfield?
I'm back on the train.
I'm back on the train.
Where can I subscribe to your blog or podcast?
I really hope we have an alternative lined up. Casemiro needs a quality partner, it can easily be the difference between top 4 or not.
If he doesn't want to join now there's no reason to assume he'll join next summer so we need to move on.
I'm not sure we'll buy a midfielder other than De Jong, if its not him, think we won't invest again in that area, hope we do though!
Isn't Chelsea trying to get Gordon?
I don't know. I've seen quite a number of twists to think this is absolutely dead. My mind is off it though
Why? Because I’m not fooling myself in to believing this is still happening?
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