Possibly, but due to their previous crimes towards muppet hearts, they will still need a public flogging before the statues are unveiled
Frenkie de Jong | The last muppeting lap
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Dream club.
Stays at Barca and we get him next year or we get him in the next week
They have made it clear they need him to leave. his career is worth more than a dream club.
What a shame for Barca
Because just like us, if we were playing for Manchester United we'd move heaven or high water just to get to play for the club even if they were terrible. It's the same for De Jong, he's wanted to play for them since he was a child and he is doing so, so he doesn't want that to end. Add on top the beautiful location and such and why the hell would anyone want to leave that scenario? I get they have treated him like dirt this summer and honestly he has a bit of stockholm syndrome for just accepting this. If he can just get past the transfer window however then Barcelona cannot do anything and i've no doubt the relationship will end up being repaired and everyone will just move on eventually.
Too right. Foreign players coming into the Premier League often struggle against top English stars like Salah and De Bruyne.
Has ETG basically converted Eriksen into a supercharged version of this clown ?
Didn't he start their last league game?
Looks like it, and I'd love to see Iqbal rotating with Eriksen in the deeper position next to Casemiro.
Yes and gave a goal away in protest
They did on their first attempt did they not?
Under the tutelage of well known nurturer of young talent *checks notes* .... Jose Mourinho ....
No idea if he’s one of his agents. No idea if this is photoshopped. No idea if it’s a recent post. But feck it - let’s fuel the muppetry!
It kind of depends on the person. Some players money and lifestyle is worth more.
We all know Frenkie is being pushed out yet he wants to stay.
However; Barca is his dream club, his fiance loves the City, he is on a fat pay cheque.
Clearly footballing reasons are not his first priority.
Point still stands. They were shipped out to European leagues and came back better for it.
Too right. Foreign players coming into the Premier League often fail on their first attempt and need to be sold and return like Aguero and Suarez.
With Casemiro, at least the pressure/anxiety to get him is less now but still, just imagine, FdJ and Casemiro. From worst to probably one of the best midfield 
Is muppeting the correct term in the thread title? Surely it’s muppeteering?
We need to keep going. Frenkie is sat in his brand new house with everything still unboxed, just waiting for that magic number. Dinking a little ping pong ball from one end of the study towards the F5 key on his laptop at the other side - perfectly hit every time - he loudly shouts out the numbers in his native Dutch.
"1682 pagens? Teringlijer Bastardos! ik waiten tot 2000 den singo contracto. Den ik zal naar toe rennen Pepsi Guardiolas en kicking face! Gloring gloring Manchestering Unites!"
Mikky marches past, struggling to maneuver through the fifty thousand ping pong balls that have begun to spill into the hall as she lugs a briefcase to the front door. She's had enough.
"Pleur op! verdomd Manchester United agen?! Nein sunny delighto en beachy beachy
"Frenkie doesn't give a shit. United have Casemiro now. Why spend his days with Mikky when he can play with a different chipmunk who can actually thread him some decent through passes, unlike the shite she served up for their engagement party a few weeks ago?! She wasn't even defensively aware when they were in Las Vegas and that goat he was sprint training with clattered into her ffs.
He is the legal advisor for HCM Management - Their client list is topped by no other than FDJ - https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/hcm-sports-management/beraterfirma/berater/2252
They also represent DVDB, Tyrell Malacia, and Victor Lindelof
Its not photoshopped, its just a picture anyone can see on his IG story
It is from today - 46 minutes ago to be precise.
All points to another Frankie Friday
We need to keep going. Frenkie is sat in his brand new house with everything still unboxed, just waiting for that magic number. Dinking a little ping pong ball from one end of the study towards the F5 key on his laptop at the other side - perfectly hit every time - he loudly shouts out the numbers in his native Dutch.
"1682 pagens? Teringlijer Bastardos! ik waiten tot 2000 den singo contracto. Den ik zal naar toe rennen Pepsi Guardiolas en kicking face! Gloring gloring Manchestering Unites!"
Mikky marches past, struggling to maneuver through the fifty thousand ping pong balls that have begun to spill into the hall as she lugs a briefcase to the front door. She's had enough.
"Pleur op! verdomd Manchester United agen?! Nein sunny delighto en beachy beachy
Frenkie doesn't give a shit. United have Casemiro now. Why spend his days with Mikky when he can play with a different chipmunk who can actually thread him some decent through passes, unlike the shite she served up for their engagement party a few weeks ago?! She wasn't even defensively aware when they were in Las Vegas and that goat he was sprint training with clattered into her ffs.
The photo and this research is top class muppetting. Respect.
Didn’t Utd officials fly out there though?
Top work! We go for it.
You only used words on an Internet forum but you physically transported me to a luxury penthouse in Barcelona watching the drama unfold. I’m invested and will get this to 2000We need to keep going. Frenkie is sat in his brand new house with everything still unboxed, just waiting for that magic number. Dinking a little ping pong ball from one end of the study towards the F5 key on his laptop at the other side - perfectly hit every time - he loudly shouts out the numbers in his native Dutch.
"1682 pagens? Teringlijer Bastardos! ik waiten tot 2000 den singo contracto. Den ik zal naar toe rennen Pepsi Guardiolas en kicking face! Gloring gloring Manchestering Unites!"
Mikky marches past, struggling to maneuver through the fifty thousand ping pong balls that have begun to spill into the hall as she lugs a briefcase to the front door. She's had enough.
"Pleur op! verdomd Manchester United agen?! Nein sunny delighto en beachy beachy
Frenkie doesn't give a shit. United have Casemiro now. Why spend his days with Mikky when he can play with a different chipmunk who can actually thread him some decent through passes, unlike the shite she served up for their engagement party a few weeks ago?! She wasn't even defensively aware when they were in Las Vegas and that goat he was sprint training with clattered into her ffs.
I’m currently in the Cafe Nero about a 2 minute walk away if anyone wants me to go over and have a look?
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We need answers mate, let's go!
Do whatever it takes, Caf lawyers will bail you out afterwards not really
The report of us doing it yesterday was nonsense.
Our guys flew to Barcelona and FDJ guys flew to London. This is a fkin nightmare.
To be honest this would be the most United thing ever
That might be a possibility.
Alternatively, he's spent the entire window waiting for Barca to pay the 17m that they scammed from him, and the instant they agree to do that he'll be on the first flight out.
There's no doubt that his preference would have been to stay at Barca, but personally I think that has been massively over-played. Plenty of players over the years have left clubs that they would have preferred to stay at and proceeded to have great careers at their new club. Nobody will actually know how strong his drive to stay at Barca is until they agree to pay those lost wages. If they do that and he still refuses, then so be it.
Not a big deal, I imagine we have gone over to Barcelona in order to conduct negotiations with the club while his agent who is probably based in the Netherlands presumably is over in London on behalf of the client.
I’m two tube stops from Mayfair and just finished work- I’ll pop down too and see what I can find out!
I would never think i would say this...but i am looking forward to the transfer window closes.
Yep, I'm more excited by Ten Hag ball than transfers at this point and am really looking forward to see how the team develops.
There are so many gaps right now but you also see the skeleton of a plan shaping up. Sure we can buy players who can solve function x or y better than what we already have but let's get the bones right first and make sure we're absolutely certain where all the gaps are.
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