1000 page Dossier and Barca shit themselves. They don't have money to pay lawyers to read 1000 pages.
Frenkie de Jong | The last muppeting lap
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They're reliable if it's positive.
maybe "dreams can be buy" with forum posts?
It would appear that way
Muppets go faster at the climax
Don't tell them that if they filter out "walk away" and "embarrassing" it drops to 7 pages.
Likewise. Murtough has good experience in lots of areas, but the job may well be too big for him.
Now I’m not sure that’s necessarily the case. The real driver of change at United isn’t Murtough, or even EtH, but Richard Arnold. Murtough was a Woodward hire, and Arnold has not been shy of ousting Woodward’s mates if he’s thought they aren’t up to the job. I’m sure he’ll give Murtough a fair go, but if the indications are that he can’t hack it, he won’t be sentimental about getting rid of him.
Frenkie the difference between love and dreams..... 1000+ and 800+
@Niall is paying the 17m? Wow. Many thanks to our wise and benevolent leader! Frenkie is coming!
If he gets pinged one more time, something apocalyptic might happen
That isn’t true. The Negative Nancys are very much in the minority. The Muppets rule supreme here.
Look at how excited we all get when there is something that resembles an update 
If you add “Di Maria” to the filters, then this thread ceases to exist.filtering out "Embarrassing" takes the thread down to about half a page on page 1
Who?If he gets pinged one more time, something apocalyptic might happen
Xavi: Boss the pay cut angle didn't work, the daft cnut agreed.
Laporta: Feck, tell him he won't be able to enjoy many minutes in the team then, I want him sold.
Laporta: Feck, tell him he won't be able to enjoy many minutes in the team then, I want him sold.
Ah... so SPORT is reliable now?
I very much doubt anything is going to change, if it's going to change at all, during Barcelona's tour. And they are still almost two weeks out.Ah... so SPORT is reliable now?
nah but even SPORT can add 2+2 and get 4. Xavi and Laporta timed their comments to try and get a resolution.
You rang the bell. Leave. Don’t come back to the muppetdom program next year
I wanted de Jong
Which started the whole world laughing
Oh, if I'd only seen
That de Jong isn't coming
Which started the whole world laughing
Oh, if I'd only seen
That de Jong isn't coming
He needs assistanceWhy are you changing Klaytons pants? Can he not do it himself?!
Hello
1000 pages of muppets posting is like the zombies bursting over the PPG of the wall in World War Z. Let’s call it World War Muppet
Barca can’t hold the tide back
Barca can’t hold the tide back
It will be bloodbath on here when Frenkie actually follows his heart and chooses Barca over money.
If anything he's asking them to prolong it. Muppet season drives in big revenues
At this point, I think its more like De Jong stays at Barca than signs for Man Utd.
Given that Barcelona is De Jong's dream club, and he doesn't really want to leave, if Barcelona are serious that he can stay if he takes a pay cut I can see him doing it. Lets be honest, once you're a millionaire, does it matter if you're getting paid £150k a week or twice that? He's at the club he wants to be, in the country he wants to play in. His girlfriend likes it etc.
This whole saga is reminding me a bit of the Dembele situation. Six months ago Dembele was public enemy number one in Catalonia. He was never going to play for Barcelona again, he had no future. We heard all the threats from Barcelona, we saw all the hit stories in the Catalan sports press. Forward to the present day and Dembele's signed a new deal with Barcea as a free agent.
I reckon that, unless Barcelona are going to shove De Jong out of the door, there's a good chance he doesn't move.
Given that Barcelona is De Jong's dream club, and he doesn't really want to leave, if Barcelona are serious that he can stay if he takes a pay cut I can see him doing it. Lets be honest, once you're a millionaire, does it matter if you're getting paid £150k a week or twice that? He's at the club he wants to be, in the country he wants to play in. His girlfriend likes it etc.
This whole saga is reminding me a bit of the Dembele situation. Six months ago Dembele was public enemy number one in Catalonia. He was never going to play for Barcelona again, he had no future. We heard all the threats from Barcelona, we saw all the hit stories in the Catalan sports press. Forward to the present day and Dembele's signed a new deal with Barcea as a free agent.
I reckon that, unless Barcelona are going to shove De Jong out of the door, there's a good chance he doesn't move.
If anything he's asking them to prolong it. Muppet season drives in big revenues
Niall has to launder his rubles after.......the incident
Amazing. 1000 pages and not a single hint he's coming. Sad as Feck seeing all these comments. Just don't get it. He doesn't want to come.
Don't be so hard on yourself.
If you've been around rich people then you'll know that they ALWAYS aim to get richer not poorer. You wouldn't see Musk happily throw away millions just because he's a billionaire. Frenkie is entering his prime and about to marry so I doubt he'd be willing to throw away money at this stage maybe if he was in his 30s like Bale
Dembele is a poor example because nobody wanted to buy him even as a free agent so he had no choice. Frenkie has a ready and willing buyer willing to pay what he's worth so not exactly the same optics
Not a single hint
Do you even know what a hint is? There’s have been literally dozens of “hints”.
Why isn't van Gaal threatening de Jong's World Cup place if he doesn't play like he did with Timber???
We should march on Camp Nou with shit filled handbags out.
If anything he's asking them to prolong it. Muppet season drives in big revenues
Muppet merch?
@Berbaclass De Jong 1000 posts tee?
Different saga slogans on a Pima cotton quality fabric;
Free Frenkie.
Walk away.
Embarrassing.
Di Maria vibes.
Sack Ten Hag, sign Neves
Mes un cnuts.
Still think he joins but the Dembele point is in mind too. Barcelona have some weird hypnosis drink the kool-aid shite going on with their players
Send FDJ an export of this entire thread with some fancy glitter and he won't be able to say no.
Leave now SATAN
It's not the same, though. Dembele was a free agent and similar to Pogba, there was little market for him. His alternative to signing on with Barca for reduced wages was signing for no one
There is no need to tell him. Pedri and Gavi will be the starters, while Kessie impressed and will also get many minutes since Xavi personally requested him.
Also, Frenkie won't start as single pivot because his strengh is to carry the ball forward and you can only do that with a double pivot in that position. So Sergio keeps on playing and his substitute is Nico right now.
You don't have to be Pep Guardiola to understand Frenkie won't play much under those circumstances.
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