You didn't miss much. Loads of people turned up and called us all embarrassing.
Frenkie de Jong | The last muppeting lap
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You didn't miss much. Loads of people turned up and called us all embarrassing.
Isn’t this what Ten Hag has said?
We want the right players and will get them. If they aren’t available we will develop what we have.
Club doing exactly what you’d like?
Barca want the FDJ saga sorted quickly
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Frenkie De Jong has announced that he will be STAYING at Barcelona, via a video on his fiancée's Instagram page. The highly rated midfielder had been poised to swap Spain for England in the coming days after agreeing a financial package with the Catalans, but was upset by the online activity of Manchester United supporters on fansite and former anime porn portal RedCafe.net.
"I was ready to come!" Frenkie starts off in the video, before making the reality come crashing down to earth. "But I saw that RedCafe.net only had 1002 pages about me on their website. This is not how I expect to be treated."
Swirling a smoke and a pancake around, he continued. "And then some cnut called Solius said they should have a contingency plan to spend the money in case I don't come. You don't need contingencies, you need Frenkie. Sort your shit out!"
With the news that Frenkie is not coming because the users of RedCafe are not being muppety enough, Ten Hag has resigned himself to playing McFred. In an exclusive interview with MUTV, the United manager spoke at length about his disappointment at RedCafe fans not "showing me the maximum" as well as how they were all "tuberculosis sufferers who smell of piss."
Frenkie De Jong has announced that he will be STAYING at Barcelona, via a video on his fiancée's Instagram page. The highly rated midfielder had been poised to swap Spain for England in the coming days after agreeing a financial package with the Catalans, but was upset by the online activity of Manchester United supporters on fansite and former anime porn portal RedCafe.net.
"I was ready to come!" Frenkie starts off in the video, before making the reality come crashing down to earth. "But I saw that RedCafe.net only had 1002 pages about me on their website. This is not how I expect to be treated."
Swirling a smoke and a pancake around, he continued. "And then some cnut called Solius said they should have a contingency plan to spend the money in case I don't come. You don't need contingencies, you need Frenkie. Sort your shit out!"
With the news that Frenkie is not coming because the users of RedCafe are not being muppety enough, Ten Hag has resigned himself to playing McFred. In an exclusive interview with MUTV, the United manager spoke at length about his disappointment at RedCafe fans not "showing me the maximum" as well as how they were all "tuberculosis sufferers who smell of piss."
Of course, we all look at 1,895 posts from @Berbaclass as impressive.. But it's also insane that he has another 271 posts in this thread on his burner account @Berbasbullet too.
Unrivalled muppetry.
Unrivalled muppetry.
Frenkie says RELAX
It's still blindingly obvious what's happening though. They're pushing him into the wage reduction so that if/when he refuses it, they can push the narrative that he chose money over barca.
Tier 2.
In December €130M minimum but possibly not even with that money you would have signed it.
Barcelona in the situation they were in and playing to enter the Champions League does not sell him.
Now if you do not analyze the context then it is obvious that you will draw wrong conclusions.
Oh crap. Damn neighbours car alarm woke me at half 2 and I had a hard time going back to sleep. When I finally nodded off I’ve slept through 1000. Grumpy now.1000 baby! I was here!
Muppets rejoice, the promised page hath come!!
You have your own 1000 coming soon.
Isn’t that what happens in here anyway?
Isn’t that what happens in here anyway?
Embarrassing.
They could have fooled me.
Nearly there lads
Difficult to enjoy minutes or millions...
Aye, consolation I suppose.
Hmm. Is this the magical page 1000 in action? G’wan Frenkie lad. Get on that plane to Manchester!
Hit 1k and suddenly they want it sorting quickly. Coincidence? I think not.
But but, some bloke said he came out of the meeting looking satisfied. Could be that Xavi exchanged the 17m for a blowy from his hero? or maybe he was constipated? Or maybe he was pleased that Barca are finally now taking this seriously and he’s expecting a different kind of movement.
Alright guys just pay him a little bit of money so he fecks off. It's not that hard. I'm sure he'll compromise for something like 7M.
@Niall rang Laporta and told him he can’t take much more of this shite on his forum. Wouldn’t surprise me if he’s paid the £17m.
Frenkie's on his way lads.
Insane that Barca and FDJ were actually waiting for this thread to get to 1000 pages before sorting this all out.
Sport obviously aren't reliable but I do think there will be development this week that will make or break this deal
If he has talked to Xavi and the situation made clear to him then this won't drag on much longer
If he has talked to Xavi and the situation made clear to him then this won't drag on much longer
So after 3 months they now decide they want to sort it out? Is Kounde getting impatient haha.
Peanuts to him. Worth it just to half his server costs.
Wait, 1003? How did I miss 6 fecking pages in one little meeting at work.
Feck Frenkie, I hope he swallows some legos.
Feck Frenkie, I hope he swallows some legos.
well Xavi's comments going public in timing with Laporta's statement does suggest this should end soon.
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