Rooney demanded playing time, I said he could get minutes in the cup games, he wanted more than that, I refused, he went AWOL, I stripped him of his captaincy, the players were unhappy, they wanted a meeting, I told them Rooney isn't the right choice as captain, some complained to Giggs, Giggs wanted me to chat with them individually, I repeated myself that Rooney isn't the right choice, some became miserable, DDG was unhappy, I talked to him, he was wondering why Rooney wasn't fined for being AWOL, I wanted to tell him that it was either stripping him of the captaincy or fining him and that I couldn't do both but that was not an option in the chat box, he didn't like my answer, he became miserable, the board came to me, they asked why the feck everyone was complaining, I said I got no idea, they told me to either win both the next two games or get sacked, we beat leaders Arsenal in a perfect performance, everything was back on track, until Newcastle came to visit in the following week, we had 23 shots, they had 1, they won 0-1, I knew my destiny at the FT whistle, I was sacked.
Fecking mental hospital that place. Now I'm at Everton who are 18th and the goal is to avoid relegation which should be easy as pie with this playing group. Eagerly anticipating meeting United in due course. Fecking Giggs is the new manager, I think it was his masterplan all along to get rid of me. I'll show that cnut.
