English cricket thread

Could play the 2nd test on this pitch as well, might be showing a bit of life by day 5 of that one.
 
Would you guys please stop this and just declare? You already have enough of a lead to win by an innings. Have you no mercy and gentleman's spirit? Games gone lads, games gone.
Surely Pakistan will score 250 in four sessions?
 
Pakistan should win this surely? Under 70 runs a session required on a complete road.
 
No drama mate. This is how you save test cricket.
indeed. even the most inbred aussie must be going for england to whitewash them over the next two series as a reward for playing the game in a way that’s never been done before.