This would never have happened if he’d respected the blue tick.
Elon Musk | Owner of X and right wing man-child
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Would that stop him?
He could even call her a pedo and not be far off the mark.
So much for freedom of speech.
Comedy is now legal on twitter
I hope twitter gets bought out by someone who can bring free speech back to this once great platform.
he is malding and its fecking hilariousHere we go!
Free speech didn't last too long!...
And you just know the first feature he requested was to make him a personal ban button.
it's just free* speech now
All this will do is encourage everyone on Twitter to find interesting ways of making fun of him (beyond what they’ve already been doing).
That's for anyone who still idolises this loon.
It's Trump trolling mk2 but more effective because he will actually read it.
Don't laugh. He paid 44B for his blue tick!
But mocking him by adding his name to your account is over the line.
So...by not being banned your account is essentially verified for free. So why do you need to pay $8?
So your posts are amplified algorithmically. And because if people don't do it that would mean that Elon's idea has no upsides and we all know that he's physically incapable of being wrong.
Twitter: "I had a weird dream someone was welcoming me in to somewhere obscure"
Us: "Who was welcoming you in?"
Twitter: "Someone called Myspace?"
Us: "Who was welcoming you in?"
Twitter: "Someone called Myspace?"
Like someone said earlier in the thread, he’s just fecking winging it…
"It's only 8 bucks a month....ah....People complain about that....they....ahem.....spend more than that on....ah...their lattes."
You can see why he acts like the big man on the internet. He's such an awkward, dislikeable cnut in real life.
Ladies and Gentleman, Elon "Free Speech Absolutist" Musk!
That's the impression that I get as well. Not the Hallmark of ideas run by the lawyers and Mac Mittens.
Elon. Paid 44bn for trolling. It wasnt even epic
For the first time I'm actually tempted to sign up. Has Elon worked out his business plan, make it a place where the world can go and collectively bully him?
Elon going back to his Afrikaner roots creating a lower class of user for those who don't pay him.
This is what was in the deleted tweet.
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How many thousand blue tick accounts will the Russian and Chinese governments buy? With American names of course.
Will these accounts have "preferential" treatment as well?
Will these accounts have "preferential" treatment as well?
Hi. I’m @elonmusk (THIS IS PARODY) and I’m going to suspend Kathy Griffin for a joke the same day I reinstate Kanye West because I’m an antisemitic, homophobic, broken, un-loved prick (NOT parody).
What a shit show Twitter has become.