Dans
Correctly predicted Portugal to win Euro 2016
Spot on. He gets orgasms when Berbatov has a bad day.
Back on ignore for you. In fact why did I take you off??
Fool.
Tool.
Spot on. He gets orgasms when Berbatov has a bad day.
He sits there hoping he misses chances
then makes his fb status, 'I told you wankers'
Dans, has a Bulgarian ever hurt you? emotionally? psychically?
He sits there hoping he misses chances
then makes his fb status, 'I told you wankers'
Amusing to see that Commandus and Dans, probably the two most harshest Berbatov critics on the caf have either gone completely mental or has stopped posting in this thread altogether.
I know you've all got your cocks out after he's started the season well. Whether you get to keep them out will remain to be seen.
Wankers.
The Dan-baiting is a bit unnecessary tbh.
He bumped this thread to give Berbatov due credit so I don't know why it needs to turn into a witch-hunt.
I know you've all got your cocks out after he's started the season well. Whether you get to keep them out will remain to be seen.
Wankers.
The Dan-baiting is a bit unnecessary tbh.
He bumped this thread to give Berbatov due credit so I don't know why it needs to turn into a witch-hunt.
I haven't seen Commandus post ever since the good form!
He was like, feck it all together!
You may have missed some of the classics?
Quit talking to the mirror, Dans. People will think you are mad.Back on ignore for you. In fact why did I take you off??
Fool.
Tool.
Dans is a grumpy old cnut (it takes one to know one) and was responding to being ganged up on by a bunch of "I told you so" merchants. Which is always going to provoke a response.
Speaking of "told you so" you've really changed your tune about Berbatov, haven't you?
As there appears to be an attempt to reasonably discuss and not simply hurl childish insults..........
A good season from Berbatov would be in part 20 league goals. I don't think that is too much to expect from a striker who cost 30m (the price, I maintain, IS relevant) and who was hailed as Cantona-esque on arrival.
But it isn't his lack of goals that I have a gripe with so much as his off the ball work rate. I would like to see more all round effort in games from him - a bit more graft, chasing back etc. Against Everton I again noticed how much he hangs back - he should be using his (undoubted) skill and technical ability to create in the final 3rd for others rather than spend so much time dropping deep to receive the ball. I want to see him harrass defenders when they are on the ball. Someone mentioned that against Everton in those last 3 minutes, had there been more pressure up front rather than simply allowing them stream forward unopposed, perhaps we wouldn't have conceded. Before you get your knickers in a twist, I am NOT BLAMING BERBATOV FOR THE LOSS OF 2 POINTS.
Anyway, my gripes with him are well documented.
I should also point out that I live in Germany, have done since 2000, so I have probably seen more of Berbatov than most of you (cue Condom Man.................you're on ignore, tool, so don't bother addressing me) and frankly whilst I have always been able to appreciate his technical ability and I have never felt he was a typical United player (see Cantona, Hughes, McClair etc - they worked hard, had striker instincts, scored goals - all rounders you might say). I should add that the reaction here when he signed for us was one of incredulity.
So Pogue says you'll never get an increased workrate from Berbatov, but hectic says this area of his game has dramatically improved.
Don't you just love opinions?
You're never going to get that from him. Just like you're never going to see Scholes stop getting crazy yellow cards.
In terms of improvement, I think we can expect him to pop up with assists a bit more regularly and finally start scoring some fuuuuuuucking headers but otherwise, the first few games were a fairly good demonstration of what he offers as a footballer. He's no Cantona but he's still got a lot to offer. The comparison with Hughes and McClair is very strange because they couldn't be more dissimilar as players. You should be thinking more along the lines of a slightly more mobile Teddy Sheringham.
Genuine question here. If he carried on performing for the rest of this season as well as he started it, would you be calling for him to be flogged in the summer like you did at the end of last season?
he seems to be moving more freely than his first two seasons, it can alter the perception that he's working harder
Genuine question here. If he carried on performing for the rest of this season as well as he started it, would you be calling for him to be flogged in the summer like you did at the end of last season?
20 League goals is fair. I would be satisfied with anything above that. Above 20 for me would be a great return.
His overall game has dramatically improved though. I don't think he's really added anything compared to last season, but he seems more confident, willing and determined to make an impact. Apart from the Everton game, I think he has been hussling defenders far more then last season, but more importantly then winning the ball back, is his time spent on in. I loved watching him take on defenders last season, he can hold the ball with the best of them, but this season he's gone from just retaining possession to making longer, riskier runs, opening up space for our other players and pulling out opposition from all sides.
His passing and tracking back is underated on here. Last two seasons his passing has generally been sublime, but with goals come more notice so perhaps people are starting to see more of the whole package through his goals, even though not much has really changed from the rest of his game.
Can I ask what your general target is for Rooney, in terms of goals, and what they might of been a few seasons ago if you still remember. Not in relation to Berbatov or to compare and say 'Rooney only used to score 14' goals and cost the same, just to get a better idea of your targets.
Are you sitting next to him? Is that why you're hoping?
Fair?! It would be a frigging excellent return!
Wayne Rooney only once got >20 goals (last season, with 26, next best was 16). Andy Cole's highest tally was 19. Dwight Yorke's highest was 20 (in 99/00) Sheringham's best was 15. Hughes also 15. McClair's personal best was 9.
I could go on. You get the picture...
We play 38 league games. Averaging anything close to a goal every second game should be the best we could expect from any of our strikers. Allowing for injuries and squad rotation I'd say anything over 15 league goals would be very good indeed.
So Pogue says you'll never get an increased workrate from Berbatov, but hectic says this area of his game has dramatically improved.
Don't you just love opinions?
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Whilst it might not be likely, it is definitely not impossible. feck me, if Saha can do it, Berbatov can.
The seasons in bold speak volumes about how unrealistic your expectations are. Why would you set something that you yourself admit is "not likely" as the minimum goal return you'd expect from one of our strikers?
Actually, I think I know the answer to that one.
15 goals from Berbatov and 20 goals from Rooney is what we should be aiming to get this year. I'd be chuffed if both achieve and hit that target.
Volumes??
Two season where there were only one speak more for the probability than 2 seasons where there were more than 4 players who passed that mark??
15 goals from Berbatov and 20 goals from Rooney is what we should be aiming to get this year. I'd be chuffed if both achieve and hit that target.
Correct.
You've stated that minimum goal return you would expect from Berbatov in order for you to consider him to have had a decent season would be a tally that puts him amongst the top three most prolific strikers in 4 of the last 8 seasons and win him the golden boot in 2 of them.
indeed.