Day 13: Costa Rica vs. England

If you think we have it bad, Clive Tyldesley has to sit next to him and not throttle him
Tyldesley is a bit of a tit too! why do ITV always seem to get more of England's games than BBC. Even Barking Mad Jonathan Pearce is better than this lot
 
Smalling practically shits himself every time he gets the ball. No composure or technique.

I can see van Gaal favouring a Jones/Evans partnership.
 
I'm switching between both games but it seems to me that Lampard is owning the middle and is setting the tempo quite nicely. I think you lot just like to moan for the sake of it.
I'd have picked Lampard ahead of Gerrard for all the games if Steve God was down to be the holding midfielder. He ain't good enough to do it
 
Smalling practically shits himself every time he gets the ball. No composure or technique.

I can see van Gaal favouring a Jones/Evans partnership.
Evra? Please gawd no! Mind you please gawd no to smalling too!
 
Does Smelling play on the left of the 2 CBs for us? Can't remember but whatever about his right foot surely you'd want to keep him off his left?
Does he have a left foot? I though it was just an ornament...
 
Barkley does look good, he's got great explosion.
 
Milner literally the worst player on the pitch.

Its clear Lampard would have been far better than Gerrard. Lampard has always been underrated though so no surprise he got overlooked.
 
Beaten by a hoof up field again, what the hell is wrong with these defenders?

At least as it stands, An Albion player is England's man of the match thus far.
 
Beg your pardon! That is a fairly fair call. Just seeing the first letter of Evra's names gives me the running jips!!

Evra has looked alright for France so far. Just saying. ;)

He shouldn't be first choice LB for us anymore though.
 
Incredible how average the english midfield looks yet again, CR bossing it for lagre parts of the half.
 
We just can't cope with long balls can we? Germany in 2010, Uruguay last match, and now Costa Rica. Its just such basic stuff.
 
Now we have to suffer an equally self-opinionated feckwit: Glenn Fecking Hoddle, whose England side were among the worst I've ever seen