He's so bad, how many shots did he balloon over the bar after cutting in on his 'strong' foot? And then when he's gifted a goal by our kids he celebrates in a more smug manner than Ronaldo scoring in the Nou CampDaniel Sturridge
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He's so bad, how many shots did he balloon over the bar after cutting in on his 'strong' foot? And then when he's gifted a goal by our kids he celebrates in a more smug manner than Ronaldo scoring in the Nou CampHe's a knob who thinks he's shit hot when really he's pretty poor in most games. A rookie defender gifts him a goal and he does a fecking dance to celebrate? Prick.
His decision-making is on par with unicellular organisms.
One of the most overrated young players in the world. People saying Di Matteo is crazy for not playing him, but he is proving how shit he is whenever he gets minutes. And people were comparing him and Welbeck.
Selfish little prick with a massively inflated opinion of himself.
He's what Danny would be if he was crap.
This must be one of the most inaccurate descriptions of any player in the history of the caf. At least this can put to bed the idea that Sturridge is a better player than Welbeck.
Said in another thread that he is one of the most selfish players I've ever seen. And he's shit which makes it even worse. Atleast someone like Ronaldo can back it up unlike this poser.
Bet he was a nightmare at kids' parties. Sod Pass The Parcel with him around...
Greediest footballer on the planet. Also he thinks he's a ticket, doesn't realise he's shit
He is incredibly gifted........at smashing shots into the crowd.
That celebration is the worst thing to have ever happened in the history of the world.
Mega cnut
He's so bad. I had my head hung already when Lindegaard came for the ball and didn't get it - Sturridge was about at the edge of the 18 yard box on the byline and Mata was in 14 acres of space around the penalty spot... but have no fear, Sturridge tries a shot from a beyond impossible angle!
Every time I think a striker should get slated for being too unselfish, I consider the alternative in Sturridge...
Every time I think a striker should get slated for being too unselfish, I consider the alternative in Sturridge...
His celebration was so embarrassing.
Potentially a very potent threat but his decision making often let's him down. I had a feeling he would score eventually. His shooting went everywhere else but the goal for long enough.
I don't hate him but he sure does annoy me.
I don't hate him but he sure does annoy me.
He had a miserable game but probably still did enough to deserve a start ahead of Torres. First start of the season, the rustiness is expected. Way too early to write him off I think.
He's a cnut with a massive ego.
"Aaaaaaaaare you Torres in disguise"
That was racist.
That was racist.
I think I'd stop following football if this guy played for my team. Having to look at him every other week would be unbearable.
He's a belled.Tries fancy stuff that is way above his level, he should keep things simple.He's an average player
I don't get why guys detest him
He's Chelsea's slightly inferior model of Welbeck. Both are arrogant beyond belief and do irritating celebrations when they score incredibly bland and basic goals.
You've basically turned into a knob. Welbeck arrogant beyond belief?
Have you ever seen a boy's interview?
What celebrations are you talking about?
You are a much inferior model to peterstorey. At least he is genuine with his WUM's and knows a thing or two about football.
You know the one where he sticks his arms out and just sort of casually jogs away with some painful grin on his face. United are surprisingly lacking in irritating players at the moment, but he's one. Just how I see it. I haven't insulted your family.
I know but you've turned into an pathetic WUM. Shame really.
Great definition of arrogant beyond belief btw.
He's just got a punchable face. I'll leave this because I'm clearly a bit irrational on it. I have to turn away whenever he scores.
It's called hyperbole. You're being a little precious.
I think he looks like a cute version of Will Smith. He makes me want to cuddle.
Come tot think of it, I might be a bit irrational when it comes to him as well. Oh, bugger.
Welbeck's lookalike... same shit hair.
Listen to the chap speak about football and his life for literally 2 mins and you'll realise you are talking out your arse.
Not sure where you got the arrogant bit regarding Welbeck, Al. He works tirelessly and is a pretty selfless player. Doesn't seem to be petulant on the pitch either.
Yeah I thought that was ridiculous too after being gifted a goal.
He's alright.
He's like the dick on Fifa who scores a tap-in and does the robot.
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