Gaming Cyberpunk 2077 (PC, PS4/5, Xbox One)

Since I want to make an accurate representation of myself I need to know if you can set the knob size to swing at your knees? Because if you can then obviously the opposite will be possible as well.
Why do you want to swing your knob at @Solius' knees?
 
On the whole penile recreation business, is there any actual effect on the gameplay depending on the size of your tackle? It's just I wouldn't want to experience the same problems in game as in real life, always tripping over it.
 
On the whole penile recreation business, is there any actual effect on the gameplay depending on the size of your tackle? It's just I wouldn't want to experience the same problems in game as in real life, always tripping over it.
When did you have your legs amputated?
 
On the whole penile recreation business, is there any actual effect on the gameplay depending on the size of your tackle? It's just I wouldn't want to experience the same problems in game as in real life, always tripping over it.
I hope not, I myself need to buy special pants so it can be fed through my shirt and flung over my shoulder. If I have to do that here too no doubt the armour will be at a premium cost, just like real life.
 
On the whole penile recreation business, is there any actual effect on the gameplay depending on the size of your tackle? It's just I wouldn't want to experience the same problems in game as in real life, always tripping over it.

I've heard rumor that your character can get bullied for having a circumcised peen. Romance possibilities can even be cut off because of it. It sounds ludicrous I know but it's apparently a thing.
 
I've heard rumor that your character can get bullied for having a circumcised peen. Romance possibilities can even be cut off because of it. It sounds ludicrous I know but it's apparently a thing.

I tried out a cyborg sex-worker and she didn't comment on my performance.
 
Debating getting this on my gaming laptop... how do you guys think it'll run on an i7 10750H, 16GB RAM and RTX 2080 Super?

Would it run at a high setting, or does it prefer the RTX 30 series?
 
I hope not, I myself need to buy special pants so it can be fed through my shirt and flung over my shoulder. If I have to do that here too no doubt the armour will be at a premium cost, just like real life.

:lol:

I've heard rumor that your character can get bullied for having a circumcised peen. Romance possibilities can even be cut off because of it. It sounds ludicrous I know but it's apparently a thing.

Oh my. I may give myself a micro peen just to find out.
 
Debating getting this on my gaming laptop... how do you guys think it'll run on an i7 10750H, 16GB RAM and RTX 2080 Super?

Would it run at a high setting, or does it prefer the RTX 30 series?
it'll run brilliantly. My (desktop) 2060 super does great at 1440p.
 
This is all I need to see, not a prayer I'm touching this on the old gen :lol:



Does it resemble the 2018 footage on PS5/PC?

Holy :lol:
Edit: having watched recent vids, the game doesn't even look like that (2018 build) on PS5/XboxSomething.
 
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Just got mine. Menu screen music is banging

No install needed after the preload. Expected a bit of something. What’s the second disc for? Will it ask you to put it in half way through the game?
 
How's it running for folk on PS4 Pro? On a penile scale, obviously.
 
Like the nice Witcher 3 devotee that I am, have just gone ahead an purchased it on the base PS4 version. Bring it on, issues and all that. Second playthrough will be on a PS5 eventually.
 
it'll run brilliantly. My (desktop) 2060 super does great at 1440p.

Good stuff. I've an RTX 2060 laptop, runs TW3 at 1440p at 60fps so going to take the gamble. The PS4 version, even running on PS5 sounds like a total dumpster fire at the moment :lol:
 
You can pet cats?

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GOTY confirmed!

(Damn downloading from twitter and reuploading to imgur really kills image quality)
 
PS5 seems buggy from what I've seen online. Jumping from that to a current gen is like going from an anime to the simpsons.
 
feckin' hell, the PS4 version keeps forgetting my settings. That is a pisstake, I have to say. That has nothing to do with old hardware. Having to invert the fecking Y axis over and over again is a pain.

Unfortunately, my PC can't handle it much better. Not unexpected of course - but still I can almost hear the i5-6400 groaning with the effort.
 
I’ve got the ps5 version and will play after work....does it look as bad as the PS4 version? I know the next gen patch isn’t coming until next year but is there any improvement?

The PS4 version looks awful
 
which one is good for the dialogue options? Is it the “Cool” skill tree? Only a 2 or 3 hours into it. Looks brilliant city wise, you can tell why it took so damn long to make.
 
I’ve got the ps5 version and will play after work....does it look as bad as the PS4 version? I know the next gen patch isn’t coming until next year but is there any improvement?

The PS4 version looks awful

Don't see why not unfortunately. Loading times and frame rate should be better though.
 
This just happened to me :lol: anyone else had the same?

 
This is all I need to see, not a prayer I'm touching this on the old gen :lol:



Does it resemble the 2018 footage on PS5/PC?

It would've been nice to see that comparison at a resolution higher than potato, but yeah that looks pretty rough. If I didn't have a capable pc, I wouldn't even bother until the proper next-gen version was out. This clearly isn't how you want to experience this game.
 
Anyone else stare at the lifepath screen for fecking ages trying to decide what to do for each and which to go with first?
 
Does anyone else have find some of the smaller red and turquoise writing hard to read at times?

I know they are going for neon at all times, but there is something to be said for black text.