Screw it. I worked hard on it, so I'm posting it again. This is what I think Moyes is going to say as a goodbye speech.
Dun-dun-dun-duhduh-dun...
Dun-dun-dun-duhduh-dun...
Yo, MUFC, Let's kick it!
Nice, nice Davy.
Nice, nice Davy.
All right stop, capitulate, no vision,
Moysie here on a terrorist mission.
Just when you thought we'd start to play brightly,
I'd change the line up, next time play shitely.
Would it ever stop? Yo - I don't know,
It's not Sir Alex would tell me to go!
To the extreme, I made us cross like Dracula,
Went from fun to boring like I flipped it with a spatula.
Ashley, down the wing and then BOOM!
Don't look up as you smash the ball across the room.
Deadly, with Juan or Shinji in the centre,
But I thought that Rooney could do better.
Love me or hate me, you better calm down,
Because I thought I could turn it around.
If there was a problem, yo I'd solve it,
With tactics so static you'd think the team was on Prozac.
But, this morning the Glazers called me into a meeting,
They told me exactly how they were feeling.
My tactics, like T-Rex, are prehistoric,
So Klopp's coming in, and he's gonna evolve it.
Yo man, I'm out of here. Word to your mother!