Uh, i think your clock is 20 mins wrong mate.
Confirmed: Moyes sacked.
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Uh, i think your clock is 20 mins wrong mate.
JUST DO AS MOTHER SAYS.
Had a feeling there would be some kind of clause in his contract with regards to CL football. Defeat yesterday made it impossible for a top 4 finish and allows us to go our separate ways without having to sack him and pay him out the remainder of his contract in full.
Good move if so.
Good move if so.
Largely forgotten if we start being successful again soon.
was the SAF retirement not announced just before the NYSE opened ?
If it was I suspect the same will happen here and we wont here anything until early in the morning.
If it was I suspect the same will happen here and we wont here anything until early in the morning.
Is your watch a bit slow?
As exactly that, a dark period.
I feel a bit daft for getting into bed now. It's all got a bit too much for me now, I don't know my arse from my elbow.
How are the newbies taking it?
Like the Weimar Republic.
The Glazers are not stupid. I am glad to know that the decision to sack him was already made a long time ago. They just needed the clause to be activated.
That's way more exciting than the hours before his appointment when almost everyone knew it would be Moyes but still hoped it would be Mourinho/someone else.
Only when it suits them.
Does anyone know if it's true that no major announcements are allowed during stock exchange trading hours?
Wait, am I meant to be going to bed now or not? I've made my Horlicks and everything.
Its only quarter to 5 here
The reactions if it's not true will be funnier than all the 1300+ posts in this thread combined 
At least for me.
At least for me.Similar to McGuinness's i suppose. It is funny how football does tend to draw parallels like this
Yeah a lot of us thought that there would be performance related clauses, which would make perfect sense given the length of the contract.
Best news all season, sums it up really.
One things for sure, it's been a mad year as a Manchester United supporter.
Are you saying our next manager will be Hitler?
It's 4:20pm give or take an hour or so
Yes, it was official when I woke up. I'm in NY's timezone. The night before it was just rumors.
Can still remember a Liverpool fan smugly walking over with a smirk on at the Moyes news.
And other United fans trying to make out they were happy with it.
Pretty much in the same way we greeted the Hodgson newss and they tried to brave face tgat too!
At least I now know how it would feel like if we signed Messi.
Feels good.
Feels good.
No-he's dead. I meant a brief and unsuccessful interregnum.
The reactions if it's not true will be funnier than all the 1300+ posts in this thread combined
cheers, so pretty much the same is happening now.
Oh God, he's the second worst person possible to get to manage United!
It's been an emotional roller coaster of a day so far for us all to be fair
Could be after trading hours though, which would be about 21:00 BST (from what I've read).
They hired him in the first place, so they are semi-stupid.
It will be 4 pm US surely when the NYSE closes? That's what, 9 pm GMT?
Screw it. I worked hard on it, so I'm posting it again. This is what I think Moyes is going to say as a goodbye speech.
Dun-dun-dun-duhduh-dun...
Dun-dun-dun-duhduh-dun...
Yo, MUFC, Let's kick it!
Nice, nice Davy.
Nice, nice Davy.
All right stop, capitulate, no vision,
Moysie here on a terrorist mission.
Just when you thought we'd start to play brightly,
I'd change the line up, next time play shitely.
Would it ever stop? Yo - I don't know,
It's not Sir Alex would tell me to go!
To the extreme, I made us cross like Dracula,
Went from fun to boring like I flipped it with a spatula.
Ashley, down the wing and then BOOM!
Don't look up as you smash the ball across the room.
Deadly, with Juan or Shinji in the centre,
But I thought that Rooney could do better.
Love me or hate me, you better calm down,
Because I thought I could turn it around.
If there was a problem, yo I'd solve it,
With tactics so static you'd think the team was on Prozac.
But, this morning the Glazers called me into a meeting,
They told me exactly how they were feeling.
My tactics, like T-Rex, are prehistoric,
So Klopp's coming in, and he's gonna evolve it.
Yo man, I'm out of here. Word to your mother!
EDIT: I'm sorry, but I'm losing my mind waiting for an update.
Dun-dun-dun-duhduh-dun...
Dun-dun-dun-duhduh-dun...
Yo, MUFC, Let's kick it!
Nice, nice Davy.
Nice, nice Davy.
All right stop, capitulate, no vision,
Moysie here on a terrorist mission.
Just when you thought we'd start to play brightly,
I'd change the line up, next time play shitely.
Would it ever stop? Yo - I don't know,
It's not Sir Alex would tell me to go!
To the extreme, I made us cross like Dracula,
Went from fun to boring like I flipped it with a spatula.
Ashley, down the wing and then BOOM!
Don't look up as you smash the ball across the room.
Deadly, with Juan or Shinji in the centre,
But I thought that Rooney could do better.
Love me or hate me, you better calm down,
Because I thought I could turn it around.
If there was a problem, yo I'd solve it,
With tactics so static you'd think the team was on Prozac.
But, this morning the Glazers called me into a meeting,
They told me exactly how they were feeling.
My tactics, like T-Rex, are prehistoric,
So Klopp's coming in, and he's gonna evolve it.
Yo man, I'm out of here. Word to your mother!
EDIT: I'm sorry, but I'm losing my mind waiting for an update.
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A photoshopped mustache on Val Gaal face would have been funny for this response.
The reactions if it's not true will be funnier than all the 1300+ posts in this thread combined
Yeah lol.
At least we'll do quite well in Europe.
It's the main headline on www.independent.ie
People are going to mark this post for future use. Delete it while you still can.
@Mr Pigeon pigy pls stahp
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